A/N: *is wearing kevlar* Hey you guys! *slowly walks tword readers ready to bolt if one pulls out a gun* Soooo...I know I kinda fell off the face of the earth there for a while but I hope you aren't mad... Anywho,I have a new story planned and THIS ONE MAY DIE! o Now on with the story!

3 Venus

Bowser slowly crept into the bathroom,his claws making a clicking noise. Mario laughed at his stupidity, there was no way he could be silent.

"Hello Bowser!"

"Damnit,you caught me."

"You do have claws you know?"

"YES! Fuck. I forgot about them for a while"

Bowser walked or more dashed over to the shower, eager to join his lover. Feeling Bowser wrap his arms around him, Mario sighed,content.

"Bwahahahaha!"

Mario turned around as Bowser slashed his chest he'd been had, Mario tried to flee from the shower but it was no use. Looking up at Bowser, he mentaly slapped himself for even believing Bowser for one second. Closing his eyes for the last time he heard Bowser cackle again...

"AIEEEE!" Mario woke up in a cold had been a grusome nightmare but it was over...for now.

A/N: Ok, how many of you thought I actually killed Mario off? Be honest!

:D I love doing things like that.

3 Venus

P.S.: Pie to returning readers and reviewers!