TUESDAY- DAY 3
3:19 AM-
"Good thing I remembered to pack a 3 dozen bags of chips in my car, it seems the traffic will STILL BE HERE for a while. Ugh. Come on Scranton, pull yourselves together!"
HE beeped his horn.
8:15 AM-
Ugh I reeallly don't wanna work today." Kelly said to herself.
"But wait. /kelly" /kelly replied to herself. "The more you work, the more you earn. And the more you earn, the sooner you'll have enough $ saved up for that hello kitty toaster you really want."
"Oh yeah you're right! Ok good talk Kelly" kelly said, , got out of bed.
10:24 AM-
"Did Kevin miss work again today?' Michal asked Pam, sighing.
Yeep
DANGIT KEVIN
11:13 AM-
"Pssst Scar can I get your advice?"
"Dare I ask what kind of advice you need?" Oscar gulped
"It's fashion advice."
"WHY DOES EVERYOnE KEEP COMING TO ME FOR FASHION TIPS"
"Can you please just help me tie my tie?"
"No Toby, I could get fired for that."
"Oh. I guess i'll never learn the right way to do it. :'( "
12:09 PM-
Hello again Pam
Hy Jim
It's lunch time
I know
So... you wanna eat lunch otogther?
Ok. ("Omg he's sooooo cute I'm blushing sooo hard" she thought in her head)
"Cool." he thumbsed up at her.
"Oh wait I just remembered I can't"
Why not
Becuase I have…. Something else
Oh.
("Phew good job dodging that bullet Pam") she sayed to herself.
12:15 PM-
"Sigh here I am, eating all alone, woe is me. I wish someone would sit with me and I wouldn't have to be all alone."
"I'll eat with you Jim"
"OMG PHYLIS WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, I ONLY WANNA EAT WITH MY CRUSH"
'Oh ok"
1:24 PM-
"HEY GUYS EMERGENCY MEETING"
"Why michle"
"BC I SAYED SO!"
1:37 PM-
"...and that's why it should be legal to drive a foodtruck over the speed limit, even if you're not selling food"
"Is this seriosul why you called us in here Michael?" Jim,, deadpan.
"Yes, it's a very serious issue. Sign my food truck petiton!"
"No" everyone said in unison, giving Michale a cold stare.
"Sigh noone loves me."
3:35 PM-
"What is that Stanley?" asked Oscar
"It's my turtle,"
"Oh. Whats its name?"
"Its-"
"-Hey guys wanna milkshake?!" interupted Dwight. "I've been practicing my blending skills in the breakroom and I finally made a culinary breakthrough. Brocolli and chives with cookie dough ice cream and goat milk, garnished with beets!":
"Dwight you fool that sounds absolutely disgusting"
":'(" wDight sighed, "now nobdy trusts my fashon skills OR my cooking skills!"
5:07 PM-
"Oh good now that work is over I can finally go pet my cats!" angela.
6:29 PM-
Dear diary,
me again….
Ugh.
Ryan.
Also someone stole my chair today what the heck.
Love Kel-Kel
7:05 PM-
Angela petted petted petted ALL of her cats. They were cute, she cuddled. Her clothes had a lot of cat hair on it, but she didn't care. All her enemies were allergic to cats, they wold have to suffer :).
9:18 PM-
"Idk I may be wrong but something tells me normally traffic doesn't last this long" Kvien shrugged.
