Hello fanfic peeps! Sorry I have not updated in so long. So, here goes chapter 3!
Luna Lovegood gets eaten by Dudley! Oh, NO!
While Harry went into the forest to try to find the objects, Luna was stuck in a peculiar position. She was wandering about when she saw Harry's cousin, Dudley.
"Hello." She said as she passed him by.
"Hello, little girl, what's your rush? Your missing all the flowers, the sun won't set for hours, take your time."
"oh, well, I have somewhere to be." Luna said in her usual voice.
"But slow, little girl, hark and hush, the birds are singing sweetly, you'll miss the birds completely, take your time."
"Please, I have somewhere to be." Luna said, getting annoyed.
"And where would that be?" Dudley asked.
"My friend's house, just past these trees here, underneath three tall oaks." She said, rather excitedly.
"Well, then, off to your little friend's house." Dudley said, getting out of her way.
"Goodbye" Luna said politely.
"Goodbye, little girl, and hello- wait, why am I singing?"
Dudley left and Harry came into the opening where Luna had just been serenaded by Dudley.
"Oh no! What's going to happen to Luna, and what was that weird looking cape that she had on? Maybe it was the cape of Invisibility! I must go and save her!"
Luna reached Cho Chang's house, but not before Dudley.
"Oh, Cho, how do you feel?"
"Fine." Dudley said in a high voice.
"But, Cho, your eyes are smaller?"
"Well, I am really tired." Dudley said, "Lame excuse" he muttered to himself.
"But what big ears you have."
"The better to hear you with" Dudley said again in his high voice.
"But, Cho, what a big mouth you have."
"The better to EAT YOU WITH!" Dudley bellowed and started toward Luna. Luna screamed and was eaten by Dudley!
Harry got to the house and looked around outside.
"I wonder where Luna went." He said and went inside.
Dudley was sleeping and snoring.
"Wow, Cho has a mighty snore." He went up to Dudley. "Ha! Cho what is that in the corner of your mouth, it looks like a piece of the cape! I know, I'll cut it out of your stomach!" Harry said and cut open Dudley's stomach. He howled in pain.
Luna came out of his stomach first, followed by Cho.
"Oh, how dark and terrible it was inside that muggle!" Luna said.
"Oh, this monster MUST be destroyed! Let's cut him up into a thousand bits! No! Better yet, let's put stones in his stomach and stitch it up and throw him out of this house!" Cho yelled.
"Cho!" Luna and Harry gasped in shock.
"I'll leave you two to your task." Harry said and started to leave.
"No wait!" Luna said and started toward him, "Here, have my cape. Thank you for saving me and Cho."
Harry took the cape. "No, thank you!"
He left.
