A/N: Haven't updated this in forever, but its finally Time for more randomness!

DieGrizzlyDie! – Emmet

BlondeBetch - Rosalie

VolvosWillPrevail – Edward

BlusheswithVampires – Bella

LetsGetSomeShoes – Alice

Emo-tion – Jasper

Dr. SparklePire – Carlisle

MomsHaveMoreThanEyesBehind – Esme

RunningNaked – Jacob

Loch-Nessie – Renesmee

Two new members have joined !

RunningNaked has signed on!

Loch-Nessie has signed on!

VolvosWillPrevail has signed on!

RunningNaked: Hey guys!

VolvosWillPrevail: Leave. Now. *goes vampire on your ass* Bella and Nessie are MIIIINE!

Loch-Nessie: Inbreeding leads to incurable diseases and stupidity, dad.

VolvosWillPrevail: Oh. Ehm. Soooo not what I meant.

Loch-Nessie: *hides in her room* Wait! Ah! You live in the same house as me! I can't hide! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Help!

RunningNaked: Well I know a place..

Loch-Nessie: Out in LaPush?

RunningNaked: "Oh, I'll LaPush you.." He muttured.. *cough cough* *sneeze* Nvm.

Loch-Nessie: Are you sick baby?

VolvosWillPrevail: No.

RunningNaked: She meant me f*cktard. Haha. Ha. Ha. Heh. HEE!

VolvosWillPrevail: *sob*

Loch-Nessie: Creepy. *dramatically* "I'll never love you the way I love him! Get over it! And Chevys totally OWN Volvo's asses! Like hxc!"

VolvosWillPrevail: I'm disowning you young lady.

RunningNaked: Well I know this place in LAH-PUSH-AY, if you need a place to LAH-PUSH-STAY. M'KAY-AY?

Loch-Nessie: Tehe:)

VolvosWillPrevail: Oh I'll show you LaPush! I'll LaPush you right off a cliff!

BlushesWithVampires has signed on!

BlushesWithVampires: Will someone please laPUSH ME?!

DieGrizzlyDie! has signed on!

DieGrizzlyDie!: Like a lolly-pop.

BlushesWithVampires: What?

DieGrizzlyDie! : Wait. Push-pops are icecream huh?

BlushesWithVampires: Idk. What are they made of? Seriously? Does anybody really know?

VolvosWillPrevail: Bella, love, how many times must I tell you that we have to wait?

BlushesWithVampires: *pouts* Why?

VolvosWillPrevail: Because I want to save your gawd-damned soul from hell!

DieGrizzlyDie! : Tehe. Virgins.

VolvosWillPrevail: I'm going to go buy you a purity ring, okay Bella? Then every time we look at it we'll know, and we'll wait, and we'll be together forever! How about diamonds? Ohhh! And we could engrave "waiting for eternity" on it so that we know that we're waiting until we start our eternal marriage lives together! Oh and then we'll get a matching ring to go with it once we're married that has "eternity has come" engraved on it and together they'll fit perfectly like you and me and that'll be your wedding ring and OMB!!!

VolvosWillPrevail has signed off.

RunningNaked: Bella?

BlushesWithVampires: Hmm?

RunningNaked: I'll laPUSH you anytime *smolders eyes*

Loch-Nessie: JACOB BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RunningNaked: Yes?

Loch-Nessie: I'm going to beat you with a toaster.

RunningNaked: Uhh…?

Loch-Nessie has signed off.

RunningNaked: Uhm. Where'd she go?

Nessie.

Wait.

NO!

We can talk about this!

What are you doing with that toaster?

It toasts in the shape of a skull?

Sweet!

WAIT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEL

RunningNaked has been destroyed.

BlushesWithVampires: Uh. Kay. You still there Emmet?

DieGrizzlyDie! : …

BlushesWithVampires: Uhhh?

DieGrizzlyDie! : Push pops are just frozen fruit juice. This is such crap.

DieGrizzlyDie! stormed off.

BlushesWithVampires: Well. This Sucks.