I've watched a YouTube series recently and it gave me the idea for this chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY. It belongs to Rooster Teeth and the late and great Monty Oum.


"My Girlfriend's a Psycho!"

"Yang! What the hell was that for?!" said our spiky haired friend, Kuro Arc. Accompanying him was Yang Xiao Long, the blonde brawler of his little circle of friends and his girlfriend. Tonight, they were on a date at a club that Yang frequented and we're now strolling down the empty, moonlit streets of Vale.

"I dunno what you're talking about, Lover Boy." Yang shrugged off his complaint as they stopped by a pier. Looking behind them, they were greeted by the sight of a burning building.

"You burned an entire club to the ground!" Kuro reprimanded her. She slowly darted her eyes away from her boyfriend and into the water.

"Are you sure that was me? I… I think I would remember doing something like that." Kuro sighed exasperatedly.

"Yang, I saw you fire BB pellets into the guards' faces!"

"Woah! That's pretty dangerous!"

"You smashed a wine glass into one woman's face because you thought she was flirting with me!"

"I saw that look in her eyes." Yang's hair started flaming a bit.

"And then when the bartender wanted us out, you crushed his crotch… with your bare hand!" Kuro subconsciously crossed his legs as he tried talking some sense into Yang.

"Just be glad it wasn't you. I have… other plans for those jewels~" Yang purred while sauntering up to Kuro until they were just inches apart. Even though the two of them have been dating for about a month, the poor boy has yet to get used to Yang's teasing habits.

"Uh…Yang, I can see some soot in your hair…" he stated nervously. Now normally, she would've exploded with rage at this, but this time she was unusually calm about it and just nuzzled into Kuro's chest.

"Get it off for me, Lover Boy~" he complied.

"Another thing, what was that soft, mushy thing I was touching on our way out… after I landed on you when you were done beating the guys up?" Yang's cheeks dusted pink and the single strand on the top of her head started twitching as if it was sentient.

"Would you believe me if I told you it was… my hand?"

"I would, actually. But I would also know that you were lying."

"My ass?" Kuro blushed.

"Maybe…"

"My take-out food?"

"The kitchen was blown up first…"

"My… breasts…" Yang's eyes pointed downwards and Kuro turned as red as his scarf.

"N-N-No, Yang! I-I would NOT believe something like that. Just tell me!" Yang's smile turned devious.

"Fine, fine. You were touching—" she guided his hand promiscuously down to between her legs. "—this."

Kuro tried scooting away from Yang's… "private parts," but the blonde's grip was firm. She didn't show signs of wanting to let go.

"Okay, I would've stopped at breasts if I realized it myself." he stuttered. 'Uh… something's really wet and sticky…'

Kuro felt his fingers go stiff and flexed them l to try and loosen them up, unintentionally feeling up Yang's… nether regions.

It was suffice to say that that moment was very awkward for the both of them.


Neo's Dirty Work

The city of Atlas was a shell of its former self. Buildings everywhere were set ablaze, and people were lying dead on the ground while two figures said in one of the only buildings not in for, yet still heavily damaged.

"Neo! We're supposed to be on vacation!" Kuro reprimanded the diminutive ex-assassin. Neo took out a white board and marker from a nearby desk and scribbled on it.

"(I dunno about you, but I'm having a wonderful time here!)" Neo shrugged.

"You've toppled the entire Altesian government, Neo!"

"(They kept shouting 'Viva la resistance')"

"You pushed the city's leader into a giant meat grinder!"

"(He was a traitor to all of mankind!)" the mute's brows furrowed.

"He was trying to stop you from pushing the city council into a giant meat grinder!" Neo rolled her eyes then noticed something rolling along the floor past them.

"(Uh… what was that?)"

"You don't remember completely decapitating the city leader's mother? Right in front of him?!"

"(Oh, yeah. She was a total bitch.)"

"I'm just surprised you left the Faunas alive."

"(I knew you'd lose your shit if I killed them.)"

"Wow. That's surprisingly noble of you, Short Stuff." Neo bristled and pouted at her nickname. Kuro ignored it and groaned and rubbed his temples.

"Ugh… we should've gone to a deserted tropical island…"

"(Why?)"

"Because, apparently, I can't go anywhere public with you…"

"(That's mean x-()"

"Says the mute ex-assassin who apparently can't keep her urges down!"

"(At least I'm good in bed. I know you agree perfectly!)"

"Do NOT even go there!"

"(Don't pretend that you didn't enjoy having my hands and feet tied to each bed post while you were shoving your finger in my vagina and licking my breasts, while enjoying seeing me squirm—)"

"Stop. Just stop! You sucked me into it, by the way!" Kuro's face burned red and he sighed. "I dunno how this could get any stranger…"

Just as he had said that, a mid sized purple portal appeared between them. Both of them grew shocked expressions, Neo's eyes changed color.

"(Oh!)"

"Neo, what the hell is this?!"

"(Um… I dunno…)"

"Don't lie to me, Neo! Explain!"

"(Well, from here, there's God and Monty Oum having a picnic—)"

"Neo…"

"(I think that Oum's having a tuna sandwich.)"

"NEOPOLITAN!" Neo gave an inaudible sigh.

"(Alright… I may have created a portal to the other world…)"

"Huh…"

"(What do you mean, 'huh?')"

"I think I was expecting worse."

"(But this is totally fucked up.)"

"I know, but comparing that to destroying a major city and killing off all the humans there…" Kuro trailed off.

"(Look at this! How'd I even do this?!)" Neo was surprised that he didn't reprimand her as harshly as her usually does. That side of him that tries to take charge of her was a major turn-on for her.

"I don't know how or why you do pretty much anything, Neo. I didn't even know you were 22 until you told me it was your birthday when we had sex last night!"

"(I know you have a thing for older women. Don't lie~)"

"Stop changing the subject towards my fetishes, Neo. It's not gonna make me any less annoyed with as I am now." a silence pursued until it was disrupted by market scratches.

"(We're still fucking tonight, are we?)" Kuro sighed and covered his face with his hands.

"I'm going to Hell…"


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