Haruhi and I were walking towards music room 3 talking about what we had learned in our class, stopping as Haruhi reached for the door which swung open prevailing the destination I've now named hell.
The door swung open and I could evidently tell that it was going to be bad, something was right all day and no doubt it would be there fault. We entered the room only to be greeted by the room in a tropical theme. Wow, just wow. I'm sure it's still early spring but apparently the toucan on Haruhi's head says otherwise.
"Welcome!" The hosts chorused as we approached them looking around at the scene before us.
"You guys finally made it huh? You're so late." The twins spoke in perfect unison.
"Well excuse us, but if you've forgotten were on scholarships which means we need to study to keep our grade up or we get kicked out." I responded.
"You know I could be wrong but my calendar still says its early spring." Haruhi spoke pulling a calendar out from somewhere.
"Your right it is." I stated flatly.
"Cuddling under a kotatsu table fearing the cold is nonsense and besides the heating system we have is the best." Tamki said striking poses to go along with his mini-speech.
Haruhi let out a sigh after hearing Tamaki's mini-speech. How anyone could deal with him was beyond me.
"Do you have a problem with the way we run our club Haruhi? Be careful what you say you owe us eight-million yen remember?" Kyoya stated in a matter of fact tone. I looked to see Haruhi's reaction to the statement.
"You do?" I asked I was curious as I had heard nothing about this.
"Yeah, too cut a long story short I broke a vase that they were going to auction off."
"Huh, you know if you want I could pay that for yo-"I began my other before I was rudely cut off.
"Gentleman don't bundle up in bulky clothing, it may be chilly early spring in the real world but here at the club we want to surprise our chilly little kittens with a warm tropical paradise. Oh yes we've turned this place into Nirvana, a balmy tropical island of everlasting summer!" Tamki continued his speech whilst posing and dragging Haruhi to his side at the end.
As I looked around I noticed honey on Mori's shoulders running around squealing it was funny to see but I could barely stand to look at them for any longer as it reminded me off something I didn't need right now.
"That's funny because I feel a massive chill right now."
The host club is now open for business.
I sat in a corner of the room with my headphones on and book out just minding my own business when I head Tamki's overly dramatic voice.
"Oh yes I almost forgot to mention to you ladies next week the Ouran Host Club is sponsoring a party."
"We're throwing a party?" Haruhi and I asked in unison. I shot her a glare only my brother was allowed to speak in unison with me and he's... gone.
I looked over to where one off the girls began speaking "What kind of party is it going to be? Is it going to be formal?" She inquired.
"Yes in fact we've rented the perfect place for dancing." Hikaru stated gazing at the girl relaxed on his chair.
"It's the perfect place for dancing." Kaoru said propping his hands on the table.
"But I really wanted to spend some time with you Kaoru." Hikaru said gazing into his twins eyes starting up the act of incest.
"Don't be upset Hikaru I know exactly how you feel." the other stated going along with it whilst the girls squealed. The sight of the girls reminded me of pigs' squealing in a pen, in a way it kind of is what they are.
"The guests seem to be more worked up then they usually are." Haruhi stated, whilst I just nodded in agreement.
"Showing some skin proves popular with the ladies." Kyoya said scribbling into his note book.
"So are you the one who came up with this tropical paradise idea?" Haruhi asked standing next to Kyoya, I was also curious to know if he was the one who came up with the stupid idea.
"I have no decision making authorities all the clubs policies have been laid out by our king: Tamaki. But I guess there's no harm in admitting to casually slipping a Bali photobook onto his desk." He stated pushing up his glasses.
"So you're the real reason for this?" I began with poison lacing my voice.
"You could put it that way"
"I hate your guts" I spoke with poison coating my voice as I pulled of my jacket and went off to find a cool drink. As I was going I noticed how each host attended to their guests, I found it rather humorous how the girls thought that they really cared and how they were being tricked into a false sense of love.
TIME SKIP
"Alright I'm leaving. I have stuff to do so yeah bye." I stated rising from my seat at the window before being stopped by Kyoya.
"Where too?" he questioned me much to my anoyance
I dint have to answer the question as someone came bursting through the doors.
"They said I can find spirit. Is he here?" He said between pants. All eyes were on me now.
"You ran all the way here?"
"You didn't answer your phone last night"
I averted my eyes down to the floor, and lifted my right arm slightly to reveal my bandaged wrist. I was barely beaten last night but that wasn't exactly something to celebrate no instead of being beaten he carved two words into my wrist. Two words that will leave scars that will never leave. Killer and reaper. There was going to be a third word but I had twisted round at the wrong time and now have a long gash across my back. Neither words were true but according to my dad it was.
"Something came up" I said still locking to the floor I feel bad for Haruki he's always there to pick up the pieces or take a few hits himself.
"Excuse me but who are you?" Tamaki asked.
"This is Haruki Yamamoto, my best friend." I said.
"Ok now that that's settled we shall be taking our leave." I said.
"B-But spirit you haven't sang a song yet!" a random girl spoke up.
"Who cares, we're leaving now."
"You know I believe we have time for you to sing the last song you were listening to." Haruki said.
"You want to risk that request?"
As soon as I had said it Haruki had made a grab for my phone which he got then chucked it back at me.
"Yes."
Time skip
(After 'pick up the phone' ends)
"You know I can totally relate to this song!" A random girl said.
"Oh you can, can you?" I began. "Then what's it about?" I finished.
"Yeah I can! It's about a broken up relationship and he's trying to get her back." she stated so matter-of-factly that is was agonising to hear her voice.
"It's actually about domestic fucking violence!" I yelled at her.
"Ok well we'll be going" Haruki said as he grabbed at the collar of my jacket.
