Soundwave Meets the Internet.

Soundwave made a vow to himself; after Knockout fixed his faceplate and smoothed out the dents. He promised to never look anything up on the internet ever again; it was causing him too much trouble! Megatron had spared him, only leaving multiple large dents, but nothing too serious.

Hushed whispers buzzed through the dark halls, as Vehicons continued to spread the word about the TIC's sudden change in personality, the silent mech struggled to remain focus, this wasn't his week.

When the doors, which led to the rec room, closed behind Soundwave the slender con immediately went to work, typing away as if nothing happened. Heavy footsteps clamped against the metal ground, shaking the room.

"Soundwave," said con turned around on command. "I've notice you're being very out of order lately, and Knock-out, says you might need some time off," Megatron said, with a hint of annoyance. "As my TIC, I expect you to be at your best, lately that has not the case," his red optics narrowed dangerously at his subordinate. "I usually don't allow this, but because you have proven to be a great member to the Decepticon cause, I will allow it for now. I want you to take the rest of the day off, and if needed the week, until you're processor is clear."

Soundwave bowed, he had been hoping for a day or two away from the internet, he was just too scared to ask, since Megatron wasn't exactly the type to give out time off, especially after the Charlie Unicorn incident that happened yesterday.

The TIC flew one of the few cities that were located near Jasper. The cool air felt wonderful against his dark metal and provided him some time to see this planet with his very own optics. He had honestly never taken the time to see this new world, mostly because he was always inside the Nemesis. For a multi colored ball of mud, Earth wasn't that bad. It had beautiful sceneries and landmarks that made it unique. It almost made Soundwave wish they didn't have to destroy it, almost.

The satellite decided to land on an abandoned gas station, near a large forest outside of Jasper. He transformed, stretching his limbs.

"Hey, did you see my new app." The con immediately rushed behind the building. How were there humans here? Soundwave was sure there was no civilizing for a few miles.

"Dude, would you stop talking about your stupid phone for like five minutes, we need to find some gas." One of the two male growled. His dark haired companion only snorted a laugh. "You're just jealous, because I just upgraded my phone. Take a look I just downloaded Ifunny!" The male proceeded to show his friend, but was declined with an angry shove.

"Cut it out, dude, can't you focus on anything besides Ifunny?"

Ifunny what in the name of Cybertron was that?

"Jeeze, Jimmy, you don't have to be such an ass." His friend was turning red with rage. "I'm not being an ass! You're the one who's being an ass. I'm trying to find some gas so we can get back home, and all you're doing is looking at that stupid app!"

The other man looked up from his phone and laughed. "Dude, if you wanted some gas then why didn't' you say so, I can call a tow-truck to take us home, and fill our tank."

Jimmy only stared, his left eye twitching, and finally exploding endless furry, calling his friend every name in the book.

While they were shouted at each other, Soundwave took the chance to escape, transforming and flying off, back to the Nemesis.

Okay, maybe he can just make a few exceptions to his promise. Ifunny seemed like a legit site, and it was very interesting after he researched it.

"Soundwave, what are you doing?" Knockout questioned, Megatron had ordered him to make sure Soundwave was still off work.

"Lord Megatron isn't going to be pleased when he sees you're disobeying his orders." He couldn't help but smirk; maybe he could bribe Soundwave out of some High Grade. Much to the red con's displeasure Soundwave did not reply, he didn't even seem to notice Knockout.

This was annoying, Knockout loved attention. He craved it. As the most gorgeous mech around he deserved it, and no one, not even Soundwave, was going to ignore him. "I'm sure Megatron would be pretty tick when he finds out that his best subordinate is disobeying orders, and more importantly searching human websites instead of relicts." Knockout teased on.

Soundwave stopped at mid-key stroke. He slowly turned his faceless head towards Knockout staring him down in the most serious manner the red mech had ever seen.

"Yolo," and without another word, Soundwave was back typing, leaving a stun Knockout to catch flies with his open jaw.

AN: XDXDXDXD I know this is an old idea, but I just couldn't help it. XDXDXD if you guys have any requests on what Soundwave should look up next PM me or send me a review. I love to hear them ^_^. Love you guys! And for the record I don't own the awesome website Ifunny.