I'm so happy! Thanks to all those who reviewed:

TheDarkestWhiteRose: Thank you very much!!! (-)

GothicSuicide: Thanks!!!

Moonlight black rose: Thank you!!! I was laughing while writing it as well!

RickaZcurser: I agree, Naruto should be uke… But… I just can't resist a blushing Uchiha! Drools…

Flibber T. Gibbet: Thank you!!! CHEERS!!!

kitsunechibiko: Actually… I'm not really sure myself if I am serious about the muffin thing… hehe…

Queen-of-doomsday-prophecie...: Who can blame her indeed

Hikory: Sadly… Sasuke is the uke, why? Because… He looks so hot when he squirms!!! Drool… Don't cha agree?

P.S. I might change my mind... just read okay?


Sorry about the mood swings of the two.. I mean Sasuke was all blushing and stuff, then he was getting all smirky...

But I mentioned it in the 1st chap, that I have a factory in my head that produces weird thingies...

And take note that Sasuke might be OOC here, but we still love him don't we???

Yes, 'thingies' is a word... It's the plural form of 'thingy'...

Which is also a word, mind you... ahem...


Chapter 2 was supposed to be the last chapter... But... Since a couple of reviewers asked for more and that they didn't know what the two were doing... think of this as a bonus chapter to clear things up

Oh and I don't own Naruto...

Despite the fact that it would be sooo cool!!! I just own a little Sasuke sticker... sigh...

On with teh story!!!!

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"So, what happened???"

The two ninjas jumped when they heard the question of their former sensei

"What do you mean what happened???"

The blonde asked, big, blue innocent eyes staring up at the white-haired man

"Sakura informed me yesterday of certain noises heard from your house"

"KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!"

InnerSaku: Why that - How dare he!!! I'm gonna screw his little mouth shut and -

"S-Sasuke-kun?"

The female nin gave a nervous squeak as the raven-haired Uchiha advanced at her with looks that promised a sad, gruesome... painful death...

...by evil muffins, tomatoes and dustbunnies...

InnerSaku: RUN! Run you stupid forehead! RUN!!!

"EEP!" Sakura yelped barely dodging an evil tomato, she dashed off through town, Sasuke by her tail...

Hey, atleast her dreams came true right? Sasuke finally decided on his feelings for her and is now chasing after her...

...sigh...

If only he wasn't shooting kunais and tomatoes her way and if only those feelings were of love and not of hate...sigh...

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The two watched as their former teammates ran around town...

Believe me it was quite a sight to see,

The pink haired kunoichi being chased by a fuming, not to mention limping, Uchiha that held evil muffins, tomatoes, and kunais with dustbunnies following closely behind

Yes, it was quite a sight to see indeed

"So what did happen?"

The silver-haired man asked nonchalantly

"Oh! That! Well you see..."

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"S-Sasuke!!!" Naruto whined, he had just bought a ramen take-out and just when he was about to devour his meal the bastard just had to show-up at his doorstep...

"What did I do?" The Uchiha asked, pouting in a very adorable way...

Not that it was adorable...

Anyways, back to the point...

Sasuke was chewing on his noodles... which made him look like a cute little kitty...

His noodles and lunch mind you...

"N-No! Stop! Don't!"

The blonde cried desperately.. tears raining down his eyes...

Naruto: TT3TT

"But...You already had some... And I'm hungry"

Sasuke pouted staring at the pile of bowls on the table...

Once again, slurping silently

"S-Sasuke!!!" Naruto moaned as the raven subconsciously licked the liquid substance off his lips, chopsticks digging in for more...

"N-No! Stop! Don't... Don't... Stop!!!"

-slurp- and ta-daa! the ramen was gone!

In desperation Naruto tried to get his ramen back by doing the most intelligent thing to do...

He randomly flailed his arms around hoping he'll catch Sasuke off guard and retrieve his beloved ramen...

What? It's intelligent!

"nggh!!! N-Naruto... Naru..." Sasuke moaned dodging the blonde's arms "..to.. Don't stop? Alright..." He slurped on the ramen teasing the blonde further... hehe... cute...

"Fuck, Sasuke! Noo!!!" Naruto cried horrified

Naruto: O.O

As Sasuke proceeded on devouring his ramen...

Naruto started scratching and hitting here and there as Sasuke skillfully evaded all the while saving the ramen from spilling

Naruto growled leaning over the table to continue his assault tackling the raven down with a loud 'THUD' in the process

The two groaned loudly having fallen in a heap of tangled limbs on the hard cold floor

"Fuck now my ass hurts... Fuck you Sasuke!!!" The blonde accused, pouting cutely while rubbing his back

Sasuke glared and opened his mouth to say It's-your-fault but that wouldn't be like Sasuke would it?

No, Of course not! So, instead...

"Gladly" He smirked cradling the bowl of ramen in hand

"PERVERT!!!" Naruto gasped, once again tackling the raven down

'THUD'

"DOBE! Did you have to be so rough!" Sasuke's eyes widened as the bowl slipped from his fingers and went SPLOOSH! on both of them

YEY SPLOOSH!!!

ahem

"nggh...Sasu...ke...soo..."

"hot..."

The boys hissed as the contents of the bowl now covering them being steaming, hot ramen

Now wipe away the drool, I know it's there...

"Sasuke-teme! Ya ate it all up! And I'm still hungry!" Naruto whined

Sasuke could only stare but inside he was gawking... I mean c'mon the blonde practically swam in ramen -no matter how tempting that may sound- he still accused him for eating the ramen! Why, Sasuke'd rather eat the ramen on the stupid blonde!!! Which is not a bad idea... Not a bad idea at all...

"Aw, shut up! Help me clean this mess" Sasuke glared, getting his senses back in track, pointing towards the messy floor and the stained carpet

With a grumble the blonde reluctantly stood up, going to his room to get them a change of clothing as Sasuke dealt with the floor

After a few minutes they finished, dressed in clean clothing.

When they were about to take the trash out they hear a small 'eep' behind the door, followed by a...

"KYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

Sasuke's eye twitched as he watched Sakura run off leaving a trail of dust and speckles of blood behind

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"... And that's what happened!"

Naruto turned sheepishly grinning, the grin immediately turning into a confused frown as he looked to find his former sensei nowhere to be seen...

"What the???"


Somewhere in the middle of teh story/flashback...

"Kakashi-san!"

The silver-haired juunin turned his attention from the blonde to a certain brown-haired chuunin running his way

"Oh! 'Ruka-kun! What brings you here?"

"You forgot your bento"

The shorter of the twoheld out a green bento to the other, a pale pink adorning his tanned cheeks

"Oh! Arigatou! Care to join me?"

Kakashi offered his visible eye curving into an upside-down smile...

"D-demo..." The Academy teacher stuttered pointing at Naruto

"You don't want to join me?"

Kakashi tilted his head to the side, black orbs shining with depression

"Iie! I-I'll join you..." The Chuunin smiled...


"Kaka - Oh! Hey Sasuke!"

The said boy skidded to a stop as his arm suddenly gained weight

"nani..."

His black eyes turned to his arm where a certain blonde clung

"What :glare: are :glare: you :scowl: doing??? :glare,glare,scowl:"

"Aw! Sasuke! What're ya PMS-ing about now?" Naruto pouted

The Uchiha twitched...

PMS-ing?!? Where the hell did he get that?!?!

"I do not 'PMS'... usuratonkachi..." As always de-ni-aaaaaaalllll

"Sasuke-teme! That's mean!!!"

"Of course it is! That's why it's called an insult"

"See?! That's why you don't have any friends!!"

The blonde accused as he dragged Sasuke to the Uchiha compound

"Quit pulling! And I so do have friends!!!"

"Oh yeah! Like who?"

"Like..."

"Like???"

"Like Mr. Muffin-man who lives down the dairy-lane!!!"

"Sasuke, you are so retarded..."

"Oh yeah! Oh Mr. Muffin-man!!!"

Just then Orochimaru appeared in a pink apron holding a tray of muffins...

"LE GASP!!! How DARE you touch my Sasuke!!! Eat my evil muffins you bitch!"

"OMG!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

And Naruto ran dodging well-aimed muffins of doom

Oh yes... Being the Kyuubi-holder's lover has its ups and downs, but Uchiha, Sasuke can handle it...

"I'll get you for this SasUKE!!!"

Oh that's it!!!! Naruto is so gonna be uke tonight!! NarUKE... Has a nice ring to it, ne?

Uzumaki, Naruto is going to experience just how hard it is to be The heir of the Uchiha Clan, Uchiha, Sasuke's lover...

MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

OWARI (THE END)

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And that's it!

Woah! I was actually serious 'bout the muffin-thing! NYAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'm thinking of a NejiShika-thing and an interview-thing, please review and tell me what I should do first! I'd love you for it!!!

Also I hoped my readers like this as much as they liked the first two chapters!

Well...

Ja!!!