Divination
"Do you see anything yet?"
A vein was starting to throb on Sasuke's forehead, as it was it the thirteenth time Naruto asked that question. The answer was still the same, he saw only swirling white smoke inside the crystal ball. It was stifling hot in the classroom since their professor decided to lock all the windows and had a cauldron that spewed nauseating perfume from the fireplace.
He could hear the professor's droning voice somewhere in the background "Use your inner eye to see the future"
Sasuke wished more than ever that he had listened to Itachi and took Arithmancy but instead he is now suffocating every Monday and Friday morning for taking his loud mouth friend's advice.
"All I see is white swirls," murmured Sasuke as he suppressed a yawn.
"Well you know what that means don't you?" whispered Naruto enthusiastically "Its gonna be foggy tonight"
"Very amusing Uzumaki" said the professor as she magically appeared behind the duo.
"But Professor Kurenai, I was only interpreting what Sasuke saw"
"Tell me Uzumaki, what do you see?"
Naruto gulped as he turned his attention to the crystal ball. His eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he held his hand over the orb.
"Okay the white smoke aren't swirling anymore, hmmm, its more like twirling…?
"Very amusing Uzumaki, but what do you see with your inner eye?"
"I see… I see someone…, no wait I see two people… holding hands"
"Do go on," encouraged the professor
"Its Sasuke with a girl"
This prompted the girl population of the class to pay very close attention to Naruto's ramblings.
"Awwww I think the bastard is on a date"
"OMG, who is he with?"
"Is it me? Please say its me."
Sasuke snorted at the imbeciles he called his peers; they cannot seriously think that the idiot actually has an inner eye.
"Well done Uzumaki," proclaimed the professor causing Sasuke to seriously detest the art of divination, "Looks like you saw a glimpse of your friend's future love life, I will give an A for this semester IF you can identify the girl"
Naruto was suddenly very aware of the death glare his best friend was shooting him as well as the hopeful faces of all his female classmates.
"Uhh lets see," he said nervously as he moved his hands over the crystal ball, "She seems about average height and nice long hair"
"IS IT HINATA?" yelled a red haired girl from the back of the classroom.
"What? NO," yelled Naruto, which earned him a few quizzical stares. "Uh I mean the hair is not that long and… and uh it seems to be bright."
"Like red?" asked the same red haired girl
"No"
"Use your Inner Eye, Uzumaki, remove the clouds that cover your perception"
"Yeah Naruto, use your Inner Eye" gritted Sasuke as he clenched his fists
"Is her hair curly"
"How long is it exactly"
"Maybe its Neji," said Kiba as he laughed loudly at his own joke but he soon shut up as he received glares from all the girls.
"Are you sure its not red"
"Yes Karin I AM SURE"
"THEN WHAT COLOR IS IT?"
"PINK"
Everyone in the room gasped, even Professor Kurenai was surprised by Naruto's answer.
99. I will not be late class again.
100. I will not be late class again.
101. I will not be late class again.
102. I will not be late class again.
103. I will not be late class again.
104. I will not be late class again.
105. I will not be late class again.
106. I will not be late class again.
107. I will not be late class again.
109. I will not be late class again.
Sasuke was about to do the hundred and tenth line when he heard his professor move behind him and read over his shoulder.
"What are you doing Uchiha? I said a hundred times would suffice."
"Oh"
"If I didn't know any better, I would think you actually enjoy detention. Don't you have better things to do on a Friday night?" she said as she turned around and waved her wand to make the books on the student desks pile themselves neatly on the bookshelf.
"Hn,"
"Whatever, you kids are so strange" she said smiling as she looked around at her clean classroom.
"I am not a kid, I am seventeen years old," said Sasuke as he put his quill and ink away inside his bookbag.
"Of course you are but doesn't mean you all act like it." She turned back to Sasuke with a smirk on her face.
Sasuke gave a quizzical look at his professor not sure why she looked so gleeful.
"I mean I heard about The Great Seer Uzumaki's predictions" snickered the professor
"He is just an idiot," replied Sasuke as he got up from his chair to leave. He recalled this morning's class and felt a great sense of satisfaction as he remembered Professor Kurenai refusing to believe Naruto's so called Inner Eye musings.
"Right like what he said can actually happen." She laughed more to herself as she turned back once again to her classroom. She then proceeded to magic the eraser to clean the blackboard.
"Maybe after I graduate." mumbled Sasuke
"Whats that?" asked the Professor as she looked over her shoulder
"Nothing"
"Well you better get to bed Uchiha, don't you have a quidditch match tomorrow?"
"Hn" replied Sasuke curtly while he approached the door.
"Oh Uchiha, good luck"
"Thanks, Professor Haruno"
My sister hates the ending, lol but I am not implying a teacher student relationship, just a student crushing on his hot teacher. Hope I don't offend anyone. Hope you guys liked my Harry Potter references. And thanks to everyone that reviewed previously, you guys make me HAPPY.
