Title: 017. First
Date
Author/Artist: desiqtie
Fandom/Pairing/Prompt: Harry Potter, implied
girl!Harry/boring male character of your choice, First Date
Rating:
PG
Summary: girl!Harry's teammates don't approve of her
first 'real' boyfriend. Her father is more concerned by the
distinction between 'real' boyfriends and 'fake' ones. Note:
Contains girl!Harry & alive Marauders.
Disclaimer: Not
mine. JKR owns all.
Beta: No Beta, but if you want to
volunteer, I'd be grateful!
"You have to do something
James!" Terrence Higgs pleaded with his surrogate sister's
father.
Adrian Pucey chimed in with his agreement, "Yes, please,
James. He's quite possibly the most boring guy alive!"
"She
can't date him! Honestly, if Binns was alive…and could get a girl
pregnant…he would be Binns' kid! That's how boring he
is."
Marcus walked in and joined the group slouched around the
kitchen table. "What are we talking about?"
"We were telling
Mr. P about Boring McBoring and how he wants to date Maria," Bole
glumly explained.
Marcus frowned and heatedly replied, "Oh.
Yeah. Him. Ugh, I swear out of all her snogging buddies, he's the
worst! So boooooring…"
"Snogging Buddies?" James'
horrified and stunned tone of voice caused a sudden silence.
"Uh
oh."
"Oops."
"Nice one, Flint."
"Um, well
actually Mr. Potter…"
"My daughter – my little, innocent,
baby girl…has a-a SNOGGING BUDDY?" James outraged yell echoed
through the house, drawing Sirius, Remus, Peter, and Lily to the
family room from various other areas.
They exchanged speculative
glances as Maria's teammates struggled to explain, "Uh, no sir.
She has multiple snogging buddies."
Seeing James' face turn
purple with rage, Terrence hastened to reassure the angry father,
"She doesn't want him to be just a snogging partner though; Maria
actually wants to date this guy."
Bole chose this moment to
chime in with his own opinion, "It's weird because he's so
boring plus she usually only likes Quidditch players. I never thought
her first real date would be with the most boring guy on the planet!"
