Title: 017. First Date
Author/Artist: desiqtie
Fandom/Pairing/Prompt: Harry Potter, implied girl!Harry/boring male character of your choice, First Date
Rating: PG
Summary: girl!Harry's teammates don't approve of her first 'real' boyfriend. Her father is more concerned by the distinction between 'real' boyfriends and 'fake' ones. Note: Contains girl!Harry & alive Marauders.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR owns all.
Beta: No Beta, but if you want to volunteer, I'd be grateful!

"You have to do something James!" Terrence Higgs pleaded with his surrogate sister's father.
Adrian Pucey chimed in with his agreement, "Yes, please, James. He's quite possibly the most boring guy alive!"
"She can't date him! Honestly, if Binns was alive…and could get a girl pregnant…he would be Binns' kid! That's how boring he is."
Marcus walked in and joined the group slouched around the kitchen table. "What are we talking about?"
"We were telling Mr. P about Boring McBoring and how he wants to date Maria," Bole glumly explained.
Marcus frowned and heatedly replied, "Oh. Yeah. Him. Ugh, I swear out of all her snogging buddies, he's the worst! So boooooring…"
"Snogging Buddies?" James' horrified and stunned tone of voice caused a sudden silence.
"Uh oh."
"Oops."
"Nice one, Flint."
"Um, well actually Mr. Potter…"
"My daughter – my little, innocent, baby girl…has a-a SNOGGING BUDDY?" James outraged yell echoed through the house, drawing Sirius, Remus, Peter, and Lily to the family room from various other areas.
They exchanged speculative glances as Maria's teammates struggled to explain, "Uh, no sir. She has multiple snogging buddies."
Seeing James' face turn purple with rage, Terrence hastened to reassure the angry father, "She doesn't want him to be just a snogging partner though; Maria actually wants to date this guy."
Bole chose this moment to chime in with his own opinion, "It's weird because he's so boring plus she usually only likes Quidditch players. I never thought her first real date would be with the most boring guy on the planet!"