"...Naruto, believe it!"
The mist cleared to reveal a very leggy barefoot blonde clad in loose flowy orange pants with black flames that rose from the bottom and ended at her ankles. These pants were worn sensually around her hips with a white belt. The belt did not have the normal ninja pouches but clearly had several storage seals inscribed around it. She had no actual clothing up top but had her chest held in place and covered in a white sarashi. Her long blonde hair was pulled back in to a high ponytail and it still draped to the top of her ass. Behind her nine orange white tipped fox tails restlessly flickered around. On her head were two orange fox ears. Around her forehead was a black ninja headband, and on the plate was the symbol for Uzushiogakure no Sato, the Village Hidden by Whirling Tides.
"What?!?" screeched Sakura, "Naruto is a boy! You can't possibly be him!"
"Awww, poor little Sakura, are you confused?" giggled the Kitsune, "I've always been a girl, I just had to hide it."
The girl started walking around the five ninja, occasionally doing cartwheels and other little tricks.
"After all, as the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune I was hated and attacked and many other things. And that was as a boy, can you imagine what they would have done to a girl in my situation. Think about it Sakura."
"Uh-uh-uh" stuttered Sakura, eyes wide in shock.
"Poor sheltered Sakura, even as as a Ninja you don't live in the real world."
"That's enough Naruto." Kakashi said, not dropping his defensive posture.
"Awww and why is that Sensei?" she stopped her circling around the group stopping right in front, "After all no one stopped anyone from messing with me. Or were you one of the ones that thought I deserved it?"
Kakashi could only stare on in silence, looking Naruto dead in her eyes and gasping. Gone were Naruto's beautiful blue eyes. In their place was a strange set of eyes. The very outer rim of the iris was the deep blue they used to be. They immediately shifted to a deep violet and at the very center, shifted again to a blood red. the Pupil itself was strange, it was slitted like a foxes.
"That's what I thought Kakashi, now what exactly does Konoha want? Why were you looking for me?"
"We were sent to find information about the supposed Kitsune that had been going up and down the coat. Find information and if possible initiate contact. We had no idea it would be you Lady Uzumaki" Sai said.
"Hmmmm, well that makes sense. Welp you've done your job, you can go now."
"You're coming back with us you idiot. Part of our instructions was to bring the Kitsune back if possible and you're technically one of our Missing Nin." Sasuke all but growled.
"Nope." Naruto said popping the p and giggling.
"I do not believe you have much of a choice. When you left you were but a Genin. Kakashi is an Elite Jonin, Sasuke is a very strong and competent Jonin, I am a Jonin with a particular set of skills made for fighting you, Sai and Sakura are both High Chunin. You simply do not stand a chance." Yamato stated, analyzing the situation.
"Well that's very nice and all, but still...nope" Naruto once more said popping the p in nope and giggling.
"Dammit Naruto! You are coming with us!" Sasuke growled gripping his right forearm with his left hand, Sharingan activated, "I'm bringing you BACK!"
