I'm so bored…-- Anyway, here's chapter 3. I really have a knack for updating and updating. At least I'm keeping some people happy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam SEED/Destiny cuz I am not rich enough or skilled enough to make it okay?
Chapter 3: And I thought Hot Springs were for Relaxing
The next day (again), Mir invited Cagalli, Kira, Athrun, Shinn, Lacus, and Dearka to a local hot spring in ORB. "Anyway, this is the only hot spring I can afford for us all. Too bad Yzak and Shiho can't come and the two Hawke sisters are in PLANT." Mir said. "Well at least we get to go anyway right guys?" Unfortunately, no one bothered to listen because:
Dearka was busy looking at the cute girls who came out of the hot spring
Lacus and Cagalli were busy discussing about the whole "Kira-loves-Cagalli" thing
The three bishounen ex-pilots were arguing about who should Cagalli pick among of them and who's the best Coordinator for her. (Sigh, jealousy can really get through a guy huh?)
"O-okay…let's just go inside and relax a bit…" Mir sweat-dropped since again, no one paid attention. "LET'S GO ALREADY OR I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU MEET YOUR CREATOR!!!!!!!!!" Mir yelled loudly which finally got their whole attention. "Finally! You all paid attention! Let's go in before I start a rampage here" And they just followed Mir because none of them wants to go to heaven yet.
When they got inside, there were more girls than boys in the hot spring. All the girls stared at Kira, Athrun, and Shinn (duh! They'reBISHOUNENS!) while some ignored Dearka (well, he hits on girls right?). All the men stared at Mir, Lacus, and Cagalli since they found them hot and pretty and…do I need to continue?
Anyway, when they got to the receptionist, they asked for a separate genders bath. But…"I'm sorry I can only hand you seven the mixed (the hot spring bath where girls and boys share one hot spring) hot spring. Because the girls' is crowded and as for the boys…(I'd rather avoid mentioning it) well…" "Fine, whatever!" Then Mir whispered to the girl. "Please don't shout if you ever hear weird sound okay?" The girl just nodded.
Finally, all seven of them went to the changing room. In the girls, "Lacus are you sure you're not mad at me for last week?" Cagalli asked as she changed to a orange and yellow bikini. "No. I didn't expect that to happen and I know you didn't want it too. I'm just sad that Kira would lie to me" "Oh…" "Loosen up you two!" Mir said. "The hot spring is for relaxing and not a place to add more stress to life! You two should go here more often especially you Cagalli." "I know that" Cagalli groaned. "I really should go to hot springs more often! I barely even use the one in the castle!"
In the boys, Dearka just changed into his red swimming trunk with fire designs on it while watching the other fully dressed boys argue (again). "Look I'm suitable for her not you! I'm better for her and I always help her at work!" Shinn said. "No, you only add her more stress and less relaxation!" Athrun replied. "Oh shut up! I'm better than you two since I'm the Ultimate Coordinator!" Kira bragged. "So I'm the best and I know her better!" "Oh shut up Freedom boy!" Shinn said. "You lost to me with my Impulse!" "And you lost to me with my Infinite Justice in the last war!" Athrun bragged. "Plus Kira couldn't even kill the 1st extended pilots in the 1st war and I did!" "Oh shut up! Who cares? I'm still the Ultimate Coordinator!" "At least my father was a Chairman in the 1st war!" "You mean your genocidal father Athrun? He's mentally ill you know!" Kira mocked
Somewhere in hell…
Patrick sneezed as he walked in the burning floors of hell with Rau and Durandal. (not to mention Azrael and Djibril). "Someone's badmouthing me again." Patrick said. "I can sense it" "This is not Star Wars you know!" Durandal said. "And one you're Patrick Zala, a coordinator and not Darth Sidious, from Star Wars! Or Master Yoda either!"
Back to the boys…
"Oh shut up Kira! At least I destroyed your Strike with my Aegis remember?" "So? I destroyed your Saviour!" "And I nearly killed you with Meyrin. Nearly but still" Shinn said. "HEY!!!" Dearka yelled. "WHAT?!?" The three stared at Dearka. "Can't you see we have an important argument?" Shinn said. "Let's just get the hell in the hot spring before Mir performs a rampage better yet Cagalli destroying the bath house if we don't…" But the three rushed out already afraid to meet Cagall's ever-so explosive temper. "(Sweat-drop) I guess I better go as well…"
Finally, all of them went to the mixed hot spring reserved for them seven. "It was about time you four got here" Mir said with her hands in her hips. "It had to take you four half an hour to change! What were you doing there anyway? Do a punching fight" "More like a shouting and bragging fight…" The three thought in their heads. "Anyway, let's just take a bath one more thing for the boys:
No groping
No hugging, nor kissing even underwater
NoIT
No arguments, bickering, punching, or violence (looks at the 3 and Cagalli)
Oh yeah, don't expect us to take a bath in the nude and perverted way" Mir reminded to the four perverted coordinator boys. "Athrun, you better not think of me in that way or I swear no more IT for you even once we're married!" Cagalli said to Athrun. "Aw…" "Same goes for you too Dearka!" "Aw c'mon Mir!" Dearka complained. "That's not fair!" "Perverted a—holes! " Shinn thought in his mind. "Anyway, let's stop standing here and let's get into the water already!!!!!!!!!" Mir yelled. (I guess they won't be able to relax after all) When they got into the hot water, Kira swam towards Athrun and pushed his head in the water. "Haha! Sucker!" Kira just stuck out his tongue to a very wet Athrun. "WHY YOU ROTTEN A—HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Athrun screamed with SEED eyes. Kira turned his SEED as well. Luckily for Shinn, they didn't notice him come near a bathing Cagalli in almost a (ahem!) slow, rated-M manner. Shinn was nose bleeding at this very sight. (Cagalli fan boys you may drool) "Um, Cagalli…" "Huh?" Cagalli stopped bathing herself and faced Shinn with soap bubbles in her hair. "What is it? Is there something wrong?" "Um…I…ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shinn yelled as Kira threw him in the head with a rock soon Athrun followed hitting him as well. "STOP THAT YOU F---ING BASTARDS!!!!!!! I SAID STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But did the two listen? Nooo… they just kept on hitting him. "Sigh, I guess going to the hot spring wasn't a good idea huh?" Mir asked facing Lacus. "This is too funny to watch!!!" Lacus smiled. "Don't you think so Cagalli?" "No. I find it weird…"
Well…it really was my intention to make this more of a funny chapter since the previous chapters have more of a serious/dramatic tone or whatever. Please review!
