Ok this story kind of begins in the middle of chapther 34 in Hp and the DH ok? Its just a funny little "outtake" if you wil and it sucks but just read. Maybe you'll think its funny as well. This is the chap i was going to post for chp 2 but then i decded agaisnt it so wht ever

Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter or anything else that might be contain in this story so stop throwing hideous purses at me and read!

"Anyways all weird circumstances aside, Potter I have 2 words for you: John Cena." Voldemort cackled with and evil smirk.

" Um, my Lord V. sir, we couldn't give him the 1.5 million he wanted to come here so we dont have John Cena." Yaxley infromed the Dark Lord.

" Well thats just bloody great isn't it? First I have to kill my best Death Eater, then I don't have my WWE Pro wrestler!! Good gods this makesme sad!!!!" Voldemort sobbed. " No I won't cry anymore tonight I shall just-"

" I am not dead you fool! I was merely acting because I'm just great like that!" Snape said coming out of nowhere and flicking his black hair over his shoulder.

" Severus your alive?? I was getting err... worried... that.. OH SEVERUS I WAS SO SCARED I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY DEAD!!!"" yelled very excited Lucius Malfoy as he rushed over to the headmaster.

" Luci darling I know that you would have been horribly scarred if I was to actually die but I would find some way to come back and-"

"I'm not to sure I want to hear the rest of that sentence Professor." Harry chimed in still clad in his make up. " Why are you all looking at me funny???? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I ALREADY HAVE MENTAL ISSUES!!!!" Harry then turned around and began mumbling softly to himself.

" Its ok Harry you'll be alright." said a very high pitched voiced.

" No it isn't Amelia! It never is anymore!! I mean first I find out that I have to let Voldemort kill me then my potion Professor returns from the grave an on top of that hes gay!!" Harry said to the voice.

" Listen Harry I love you and thats all that matters and once I can get out of these stupid broken glasses we can finally be together!" Amelia soothed to him.

" I know Amelia, its just it gets so hard sometimes. I mean I couldn't even finish my 7th year of school because Ihad to save the wrold oh yeah me!" Harry began to cry as he turned around to see a cluster of many faces staring at him in bewilderment.

" Ummmmm ok then. That was very weird to witness and I would like very much to forget it." Lord V. informed the group, who nodded.

" Oh I can't wait any longer to do this for Merlin's sake!" Voldemort shouted, pointing his wand at Harry.

"AVADA KADAVERA!"

Ok I know this story sounds really stupid BUT my friends and I read the seventh book and thought that this would be hilarious to write. so here it is no harry is not gay we just found it funny to put him in semi drag. so if you liked it review if you didnt like it review I dont care just review so I no what 2 do!!!! And sadly I have no beta so in need of one !!! Please excuse any mistakes I'm very very sorry! Thnx for reading!!