Hello poor unfortunate souls of !

This is you evil ninja overlord speaking, just wanted to say:

I NOW OWN TEEN TITANS!

Just kidding I own nothing. But please enjoy this nice little chapter while I fight Warner Bros for control over the Teen Titians…

Glen Murakami: "No, you can't have Teen Titans! Now get out of my office, and give me back my shirt!"

Me: "Never!"

G'day chaps!

Robotic Ninja Monkey Rampage

Chapter 3= Enter the Monkeys

Aqualad's POV

"Is this really necessary?" I asked Robin.

He looked at me with a tone that said; 'Do you really want to struggle with someone who's trying to help us?' I sighed. If I didn't have a duty to the Titans, I would have bolted the second that crazy fan girl had untied me. Yesterday I mean. Today she, once again, had me tied to a wooden chair. Where'd she even get a wooden chair! We don't have any wooden chairs…

Well, it was breakfast time; and because my hands were literally tied, I couldn't feed myself…

"Open up!" she sang, as she fed me another spoonful of oatmeal. I don't even LIKE oatmeal!

I groaned. Why did it have to be me?

Krys- Kat's POV

Ewww… I hate oatmeal…

Yep! I'm force feeding Aqualad his daily meals now! He is so cute when he has that look of horror on his face!

Everyone else was having a meeting. I obviously wasn't paying attention. Which is why Bumble Bee's question was dumb?

"Krys- Kat, are you paying attention?"

"Yeah, whatever…" I said as I stuffed another spoonful of oatmeal into Aqualad's unwilling mouth.

"As long as she gets to chop things up, and torture Aqualad, she doesn't care what's going on." Ash- Tree stated in my defense.

And thus everyone stopped caring about my presence during those stupid, boring meetings. In retrospect, I probably should have paid at least some attention…

Later…

My long braid almost gets removed by a laser.

"When did these stupid monkeys get lasers!" I screamed.

"Maybe if you'd have paid attention during the meeting you'd have known that!" yelled Rusty.

"Shut up, jerk! No one asked you!" I retaliated.

Then a robotic monkey in a black uniform randomly jumped on my shoulders and started trying to pull my hood down. No one touches my hood…

"Oh, no ya don't!" I said to the monkey, as I used my ability of Super- Randomness to turn his metal fur pink.

"Oh, no! That crazy chick turned me pink!" quoth the monkey.

I just said that…

"Yes, but you're crazy; no one listens to you!"

Okay, that's it! You're officially OUT of this story Monkey Momo! Click!

"Noooooooooooooo!" Momo screamed dramatically as he was removed from existence.

And that is what shall happen to anyone who insults their evil ninja overlord!

"We all love you, Totally-Wish-I-Were-a-Ninja!" everyone said in unison.

Thank you!

Then a whole troop of monkeys ran at me, their lasers in hand.

"Get the blue one!" they screamed.

"Wait, stop!" I kinda panicked. "Let's play Scrabble!"

And everyone cracked up. The monkeys were temporarily distracted, so I used that to make my move…

"Hamster Dance!" I yelled and my powers of randomness caused everyone to perform the Hamster Dance!

Blue Man Group even showed up to sing their famous hamster song!

"YEEHAA!"

Suddenly, Chris, Matt, Phil, and Phil's brother Matt were all singing and dancing with the Dark Siders, the Titans, and a bunch of random monkeys…

"Tirimigatiritoutou tigareritou tebaruparirupei tiropirouy tediridoudurou!"

"What did he say?" asked Rusty.

"Here we go."

"He's a singing blue man! Don't question him!" said Beast Boy.

"That's it."

"Why are we doing this?" asked Speedy.

"That's all there is to it."

"Who cares; it's fun!" I said.

And everybody danced even harder.

"Alright everybody now here we go.
It's a brand new version of the dosido.
Just stomp your feet and clap your hands.
Come on everybody it's the hamster dance.
Bounce in time to the beat.
Hey you don't even have to move your feet.
Just shake your thang; let me see you move.
Now spin it around and feel the groove."

By this point I had already started to chop down the monkeys, and it wasn't long before everyone realized that I was using the music as a distraction. So we were fighting robotic ninja monkeys- while dancing! And they say no one has ever defeated evil while dancing!

"YEEHAA!"

I chopped a head off while Aqualad short- circuited 3.

"Let's try it."

Death and Raven used their powers over shadows to team up against 5 monkeys.

"You're catching on."

Ash- Tree was using the Master Sword to go Spin Attack on the poor, defenseless, dancing monkeys.

"YEEHAA!
Terrific."

Rusty and the twins used their super- speed and light- sabers; it was kinda like watching Star Wars on fast- forward.

"Come on everybody."

Sushie and Speedy teamed up with their guns and arrows.

"Clap your hands.
Come on everybody."

Neamm made the monkeys so fluffy they couldn't move, then she sliced them open with her daggers and fluffiness spilled everywhere. She giggled.

"It's the hamster dance.
Come on everybody."

Afro- Kin used his portal gun to sneak up on the monkeys, and instead of using his knife he just pushed the monkeys 'off' button and laughed manically.

"Let's clap your hands.
Come on everybody."

Bumble Bee and Starfire kept blasting.

"It's the hamster dance."

Robin and Cyborg used the Sonic Boom and the fight was over.

"Here comes the music."

For the rest of the song we just did a victory dance.

"Whooo! That was FUN!" I yelled.

"You're pretty good," said Death to Raven.

"So are you," she answered.

"Tu es muy rapido!" said the twins to Rusty.

"Uh… Yeah, whatever…" He said, obviously not knowing what they said.

"Cool arrows…" said Sushie to Speedy.

"Cool guns," he replied.

"Cool scales…" I said to Aqualad.

"Help me…" he whispered to Bumble Bee.

"No way man! You're on your own with that one!" she said, putting her hands up- almost in surrender.

"He, he, he…" I chuckled evilly, "It's just you and me now,"

He had a look of pure horror upon his face.

Meanwhile…

A girl with her shoulder- length blue hair tied up in fluffy pig tails was staring at a computer screen. And she didn't seem happy either.

"You will pay, Krys- Kat, you will pay…" she said to an unknown audience.

"Monkey Caesar!" she screeched. A robotic monkey in a black uniform, with a purple stripe walked into the room.

"Yes, Mistress Moonlit Kit?" he asked.

"Send in … the reinforcements!" and then she laughed manically.

Next the TV screen shows many little alien cruisers flying out of a large mother ship. Each little ship, and the mother ship bared the insignia of a small kitten with a small moon, underneath were the words "Moonlit Paradise".

Yay, the 3rd chapter!

So what is 'Moonlit Paradise'? Tune in next week to find out!

Aqualad: "Please! Or else she'll feed me oatmeal again!"

*Ninja takes a soft blue ball and stuffs it in Aqualad's mouth, then ties a blue bandanna around him.*

Oh, don't listen to him, he's just a fish! And a really cute one too! *Wink, wink*

Anyways, if you want to see a certain something done to a certain fish boy, please tell me so in your next review! I'll even through in a shout out to whoever suggests it!

Please! I'm running out of ways to torture Aqualad!

And I need reviews!

I know you're reading! So review! C'mon! Just hit that little button and type something! It's not that hard! My little brother can do it! And he's 5!

Stay awesome!

-Ninja