-Four Days Later-
Robert and Jordan were now getting ready for their double date at the fancy restaurant, which took Jordan two days to hack the system and place their reservation on, without leaving their tracks that would lead to them.
Robert was in his room, trying to look at what kind of suit he wants to wear. It would have been normal if he was looking in the closet, except they were all floating around him, as if he was controlling them.
"No, no, definitely no, hmm, I'll use this tie and this shirt. Okay, now to put them away "Robert said to himself as the clothes floating around him started to go to the closet and hang themselves up, until all the clothes were inside, looking like they were just recently put in.
"Hey, Jordan, what time do we need to meet Lois and Hayley?!" Robert yelled downstairs.
"In about three hours!" Jordan yelled back.
"Okay!" Robert yelled. Robert started to walk to the bathroom to take a shower and shave his face, which started to grow a beard.
'Hope to God nothing bad happens during the date.' Robert thought as he started to walk into the bathroom.
-Hayley's Room, Smith's residence-
Hayley was looking through her closet, looking for a dress that her mom loaned her a while back.
"Come on, come on, where's the damn dress!?" Hayley said, distressed that she couldn't find it. She closed the closet door and went through her drawers.
"No, no, no. Ugh, this is bad!" Hayley groaned as Francine came into her room.
"Hayley, sweetie, what's wrong?" said before thinking that her mom must of taken it back without telling her.
"Mom, did you take the dress that you gave me a while ago?" Hayley asked.
"Yeah, why? Are going on a date?" Francine asked.
"Yes Mom, I'm going on a date with Jordan, our new neighbor." Hayley said as she and Francine started to walk to Francine and Stan's room.
"Oh! So he asked you on a date?" Francine asked.
"No mom, I've asked him on a date." Hayley said as she found the dress she's looking for.(the dress she used when Roger opened a bar in the attic and she was a singer for him)
Hayley was about to walk out when Stan cut her off.
"You're not going on that date, Hayley!" Stan sternly said.
"I'm going on that date with Jordan and that's final!" Hayley said as she went under her father's arm.
"Fine, but we're going as a family." Stan said.
"What!? No, I want it be be me, Jordan, his cousin and his cousin's date, not with you!" Hayley yelled as she went upstairs to get ready.
"We either go, or I'm going to cut you off financially!" Stan threatened her. Hayley gasp as she was now in college and can't afford to be cut off from her father financially.
"Fine, but don't embarrass me in front of him, got it?" Hayley told Stan.
"Yeah, yeah. Now if you'll excuse me." Stan said as he went to his room.
"Ugh, this is going to be the worst night ever." Hayley said to herself as she went into her room.
-lois and Peter's room,Griffin residence-
Lois was getting out of the shower, with a towel around her chest and one on her head. She started to head towards the closet to get out a black dress that she wore once before dating Peter. She removed her towel and put on some undergarments. Once she was done, she started to put on the dress, until Peter came running into the room.
"Hey, Lois, I found something that I want to...what the hell are you doing?" Peter asked Lois, who groan.
"Well, for the fifth time, Peter, I'm going out with a coworker from my job." Lois scoffed as she started to apply some lipstick on.
"What!? Lois I thought this was our time together tonight!" Peter yelled as he wanted to have 'spend time' together, but that was ruined.
"Peter, I want to spend some time with him, after that I'll come home, okay?" Lois said to Peter.
Peter looked at her as he thought of something.
"How about me and the kids go with you!" Peter said.
"What!? No, this is 'me' time, not 'let's join Lois's date night' time!" Lois sternly said.
"C'mon, when the last time we ever went out?" Peter whined. Lois tried to put up with her husband's antics but it started to get to her badly.
"The last time we actually went out was shortly before the hurricane practically destroyed Quahog. On that it did go well but of course you had to ruin it when you offended the one restaurant manager getting us kicked out." Lois pointed out. It was so humiliating on how that went that she could never let Peter let it down after that experience.
"Oh that….yeah it wasn't all that bad." Peter said offhandedly.
"Peter, you practically insulted the man by trying to speak Japanese horribly with slanted eyes and when he translated it, you said some very racist comments. You're lucky that he didn't file any charges." Lois said as she started to get ready to leave.(I'm not being racist to others, I have a feeling that Peter would have done this whether on accident or not.)
"Just give me one more chance, please?" Peter begged. Lois sighed as she looked at the time, she still had two and a half hours before meeting Robert and his cousin, Jordan.
"Fine Peter, but if you mess it up, I'll make you regret it. Got it?" Lois threatened as Peter nodded as he ran down stairs.
"God, I hope I didn't make the biggest mistake in my life." Lois said to herself as she started to brush her hair.
- Two and a half hours later, Cap'n Monty's Gallery of Sustenance-
Robert and Jordan arrived at the restaurant and was waiting for their dates, only to find out that they had to bring their families as well, since they couldn't avoid them. Robert sighed as he went into the restaurant to have them add more people to their reservation.
Jordan waited for Robert to be done. After five minutes, Robert came out and told them they were ready. Once they entered, Robert was able to get a good look at the other four who came with them.
The first one was an obese man with brown hair and eyes who wore glasses, a suit that must have been custom made and brown shoes. The second was another obese person, but he was a teen, who had blonde hair, wore a blue suit, which was tailored to his size and some dress shoes.
The third one was really surprising to him. The person, or rather, dog was in a black suit with a bowtie, but wasn't wearing any kind of shoes. The last one was, a one year old with a football shaped head? How in the living fuck that happens!? Robert looked away as he looked at his date, and boy did she look fantastic.
Lois was wearing a black dress that almost touched the floor, which hugged her thighs and rear. Her dress had shown a lot of cleavage. It took Robert a lot of willpower to stop the boner that was forming. Then the waitress showed up
"Hi and welcome to Cap'n Monty's Gallery of Sustenance, my name is Titania Rebecca and I'll be your waitress. So want do you want for drinks?" The waitress asked, who was rocking huge 'assets' which may be bigger than Marge. Robert was staring briefly, until he got his composure and started to the drinks with himself first.
"I'll have the Vieux Carré and Jordan will have..." Robert said before Jordan took over.
"I just want a glass water with lime and a Martini." Jordan said. After that, Francine ordered a glass of Tequila, Stan a bottle of beer, along with Peter. Brian asked for a Irish Coffee, Lois got an iced tea and everyone else had soda.
"So, Jordan, how are you able to get a reservation at this place? Last time I remember, this place took months to get a reservation." Hayley asked as she slip a bit of alcohol into her drink.
"You can thank my cousin, which took him a while to get the reservation." Jordan said, sipping on his Martini. The adults started to have a conversation with each other, but Brian was having a hard time remembering something.
"You know, that I think about it, I remember seeing Robert somewhere in the news awhile back." Brian said as Stewie was drinking his juice.
"What do you mean Brian?" Stewie asked.
'The baby can talk!?' Some of the others thought outside of the Griffin family since that was new. Then again with the Smith family they have an alien. They didn't react much with Brian since they already have a talking animal back home.
"Well, for some reason, I heard that Robert was...you know what, forget it, it'll come up eventually." Brian said as he drank his Irish Coffee.
The adults, including Hayley, were laughing at one of Robert's story from his childhood.
"You spray painted the landlord car in broad daylight and didn't get caught?" Francine asked, giggling at the thought of Robert spray painting a car to different colors.
"Hey, the asshole deserve it after raising our neighbor rent." Robert said as he sipped his beverage.
"So tell me, why did you move here, away from your hometown?" Stan asked, unaware to the others that he was wearing a wire.
"Dad, don't ask sensitive information!" Hayley hissed. Robert put up his hand.
"It's alright," Robert said, before saying, "the reason we moved is because my parents were killed in a car crash and Jordan never knew his parents." Robert somberly said.
"Wow, we...we didn't know." Lois said. After that, they still talked, while Stan asks the two questions to see if they are terrorist that are waiting to attack.
"Hey don't worry on my account, I'm totally fine about it but Robert is somewhat fresh on losing them…. so yeah." Jordan saId before drinking some water.
Titania Rebecca came back and asked if they were ready to eat, which they were. Robert, Jordan, Brian and Stan ordered steak with a baked potato, Lois, Francine and Meg got chicken caesar salad, while Chris got chicken and Stewie got cut up steak. Peter, however, got a cheeseburger and french fries, even though this restaurant didn't have it in the menu, but did anyways.
"So, Robert, mind telling us your parents names?" Stan asked, hoping to get more information about them to look in the CIA database. Robert stopped eating for a couple of seconds before eating again.
"I'm sorry, but I can't tell you that." Robert said as he cut a piece of his steak and put it in his mouth.
"I've asked you a question and you'll answer me, dammit!" Stan said, frustrated that Robert was avoiding that specific question, which means he might be a terrorist.
"Look, what my parent's names are is my own damn business!" Robert angrily replied.
Their argument started to attract the other customers of the restaurant.
"Please, only terrorists hide information like that!" Stan said, accusing Robert of being a terrorist because he won't say his parents name. This pissed off Robert so much because Stan was going to tarnish his family name.
"You know what? You want to know their names, fine! There name's are John and Maria Santos! There, Happy!" Robert said, whose word were dripping with anger.
Brian then proceeded to spit out his third cup of Irish Coffee as he heard the names of Robert's parents. Unfortunately, Peter was at the receiving end of Brian spit take.
"What the hell Brian!?" Peter yelled.
"You don't get it, Peter. Robert Santos is the sole heir of Coalescence Corporation, the biggest corporation in the world!" Brian exclaimed.
The restaurant went deathly quiet when Brian yelled out the last part of his conversation. Robert buried his face in his hands as now he'll possibly be surrounded by a lot of people, mainly females as he's the most powerful and richest man on Earth.
'Great, the only thing that I've been trying to hide and now it's out, my life is about to take a turn for the worst.' Robert thought as everyone at the table stared at him, including Peter, who has a look that said 'retarded ideas forming'.
"So, you're the sole heir of Coalesce Corporation." Peter said, already messing up the name.
"It's Coalescence." Robert said.
"Whatever, anyways I got some ideas that'll make you ten times more rich." The Griffin Patriarch had suggested hoping he could get some extra money. As he started to say the ideas, Robert resisted the urge to facepalm from the stupid, almost dangerous ideas Peter had, like the Peter tank, which alone would take years to fix all the problems because of how dumb and dangerous it sounds.
During the discussion between Robert and Peter's brilliant (to Peter) ideas, Hayley and Meg were talking about Jordan.
"So, how did you know Jordan?"Hayley asked as she took another bite at her food.
"It was during the first day of school when we're in the front office to get a schedule for a friend when we met him. He was a new student that transferred from another school. After that, he picked me and Lisa, my friend, to work with him. So how about you?" Meg asked.
"Well, It was when he and his cousin first moved into their new home that's just across the street. My mom was working as a saleswoman for houses after my idiot father caused a scare in our neighborhood. I was using a vacant house for the homeless when we met. I didn't know that Robert was a very important person." Hayley said as the two started to talk about Jordan and how nice he was, until they over heard Robert and Peter conversation.
"Sorry but no Peter. The company is doing fine as it is and we aren't taking any ideas at the moment from what I last heard. They are already swamped with recent projects as it is, but thanks for the offer." The company heir said as he went back into eating his meal. This didn't go well with Peter.
"Come on, these are great ideas!" Peter whined.
"I'm sorry, but this is not up for discussion." Robert said sternly, who returned to eating. Peter then started to whine and moan about not having his ideas accepted by Robert, while tossing random items across the restaurant.
This started to attract attention to Peter, as he tossed a bunch of knives, before tossing the small pot of melted cheese in the middle of the table at Meg, who screamed in pain as she felt her skin burn from the molten cheese.
"Oh my God, Meg!" Lois and Jordan screamed as the mother started to wipe the cheese off of her face and arms, while Robert started to call the local hospital owned by Coalescence. Meanwhile Jordan confronted Peter.
"What the hell was that for!?" Jordan asked.
"Jordan, I'm taking Meg to the hospital." Robert said, as he carried her in his arms to his car. As Robert was heading to his car, Jordan grabbed Peter by the collar of his shirt.
"Tell me, why the hell did you that!? "Jordan yelled at Peter. Peter stopped whining all of a sudden.
"Come on, I mean, Meg's ugly as hell!" Peter replied, which raised Jordan's anger to new heights.
"Excuse me!? That's your daughter that you're talking about!" Jordan yelled at Peter.
"Please, I would rather be dead than admit that she's my daughter." Peter scoffed, who then immediately regretted his choice of words, when Jordan popped his knuckles.
-Peter Griffin Bashing-
Jordan grabbed Peter by his shirt, before lifting him overhead and smashing him into a table. Peter, getting back up, tried to swing at him, only for his arm to get snapped in half. Jordan grabbed him once again and hoisted him up into the air, before tossing him into the kitchen. The two grabbed knives and started to swing at each other. Unfortunately, Jordan has more experience with knives than Peter, so it resulted in Peter getting cut up bad. The fat retarded manchild pulled out a hot pan from the oven, only to feel a very strong pain originating from his crotch. Jordan then slammed Peter's face with the burning hot pan, making him scream in pain.
Peter, who is miraculously still up despite the injuries he has, grabbed a tenderizer and attempted to smash it on Jordan's face, only to be put in a choke hold by said person. Jordan held him like that, until Peter passed out.
-Bashing over-
Jordan stepped out of the kitchen, before pulling out a couple thousands out of his jacket, handing it to the owner of the restaurant.
"Sorry about the mess." Jordan said, before he went to Hayley, Francine, Lois and asked them to come with him to the hospital.
-Meanwhile at Coalescence Hospital-
Robert, who took Meg to one of the Company's own Hospital, as he got doctors to take her to the OR, before having some things signed to help with her self esteem.
Jordan, along with Meg's family and Hayley's family, came inside the hospital.
"Oh my god, my baby!" Lois cried.
"Is she going to be alright?" Brian asked.
"Don't worry, right now I have the best surgeons working on her, so she'll be okay in a couple of hours." Robert said, as he handed Lois a clipboard with papers.
"What's this?" Lois asked.
"This is papers that, with your signature, will allow us to inject nano-mites into Meg, destroying all body fat, fixing any scars and improving her overall health." Robert said.
"What!? But, this is expensive, how am I supposed to pay for it!?" Lois asked.
"Don't worry, I paid it in full. So the only thing I need is your signature and we can begin." Robert said. Lois looked at Meg, before signing the papers.
"Excellent, I'll give the surgeon the green light and we can begin." Robert said, as he walked away. As soon as he turned the corner, Peter, who somehow managed to heal from the earlier brawl, entered the hospital.
"There's you are, I've been looking all over for you. Come on, let's go home." Peter said, though Lois didn't budge.
"Lois, what're you doing?" Peter asked.
"Doing what I should have done long ago. After years of torture you put our kids through and all the damage you caused, both physically and mentally, I have no choice but to file for a divorce." Lois said.
"What! Lois I think you're taking things a bit far." Peter said.
"I'm not. Sorry Peter, but is goodbye." Lois said, as she walked towards the waiting room, leaving Peter in the front of the hospital doors, before he left to get drunk at the Drunken Clam.
Author's Note: hey guys! Sorry for not posting for a long, long time! Me and my co author had stuff to do, so sorry in advance for the delays. Now to the story. Peter, after years of being the fat retarded manchild he is, is now facing the music. Robert family name is revealed to be the sole heir of a very powerful company in the world. How will his life turn out? Find out in the next chapter!
