Feral cows

Before Yuki could stop him, Haru had lifted Yuki in his arms and carried him out of the dining room. …And into the laundry room.

"The other way you idiot"

"O sorry princess yuki"

"shut up!"

As Haru carried Yuki up the stairs he could hear Shigure and Rin arguing in the dining room.

"Pick me up now, dog" the horse hissed (wow horses can hiss)

"Buttt yourrr heavy-yy Rin-chan" cant you hear his wining shatter you eardrum.

"Just do it."

"So mean"

But Yuki didn't hear the rest of the discussion because he was being swept into the bathroom. /bathroom..wait bathroom/ "Haru what are you doing?"

Haru placed Yuki down gently and than opened the bath faucet. Yuki sat there until he saw Haru slipping off his pants.

"PERVE! I'm outta here,right now." Haru clung to Yuki's wrist.

"You don't have to come in. I just want them to think we are in here together. Please?" Haru made his eyes wide and pouted innocently.

Yuki sighed and gave in "fine" /Why does he have to be so cute..cute? since when are things cute? Since when are perverted cows cute/

As Yuki continued to ponder the philosophy of cuteness, Haru took the rest of his clothes off and slipped into the rising water.

Haru sighed in contentment as he lowered himself. He peered at Yuki from over the rim of the tub and saw him deep in thought. But when he felt Haru watching him he looked over and turned red. The water did not cover very much yet. Haru grinned like a feral cat. (Whats with the cat metaphors? Why aren't there any feral cows or hissing horses?)

Making Yuki fret was so much fun.Haru leaned over the tub and whispered flirtatiously "Why Yuki, you don't have to come in. But if you wanted to, you could of just asked"

The whisper tickled Yuki's face and he could feel a tightness to begin to form between his legs. Yuki didn't respond in fear of stuttering and turned away from the sight before him.

/aww, Yuki is so shy and adorable. If he weren't strait I'd of dropped the whole Rin thing in a heartbeat./

Haru could see Yuki put his hand over his crotch/oh my god does he have a hard-on. No, it must be my imagination. Too bad it isn't, I'd take the little princess right now/

Yuki tried to hide it while he tried to think of something that would 'turn him off' so to speak. Yuki tried imagining numerous amount of things including Kyo in a bikini. Even that didn't seem to work. Nothing seemed to work and Yuki began to panic as Haru finished his bath up. /If he sees he'll never let me live it down. That or might just rape me./

But suddenly an image of Rin flitted through his mind and he could feel his anger rising. And as his anger rose, something else came slowly down. / that cheap bitch I'll kill her, dirty slut,f…) Haru finished dressing and splashed some, well, a whole lot, of the tub water onto Yuki.

Yuki faced Haru sputtering angrily "what the hell was that for"

"You were taking a bath with me, remember?

Yuki didn't respond, but glared behind his dripping bangs.

Haru hugged Yuki unable to hold in the love for his adorably smaller,but older cousin.

Yuki relaxed and let himself sink into Haru's embrace as he guided them into the bedroom.

/Wait one second, where does Haru think he's sleeping/

Yuki's unvoiced question was answered as Haru slipt under Yuki's comforter.

Tbc

AN: Don't you agree? I love the idea of feral cows. hehe, Hissing horses aren't that funny,just kind of disturbing. Hope you guys like the story so far. R&R.

you know you love me, send your messages of love and passion for me in review form haha…hehe(still thinking of feral cows)

I wish I could stick in evil sheep somewhere. (yo, wife-dearest you know what im talking about. lol..)