Hello peeps. Sorry they are really short. This one will be longer though. It's kind of a mix between instant messaging and his diary. Hope you like. X-Mrs.-Pattinson-X

Emmett's Diary.

Alice and the wedding.

Entry 3

Dear diary.

Blah blah blah blah bladdy blah. Im sitting here listening to Alice go on about Bella ND Edward's wedding on how she has bought her dress and Bella's already. Blah. Blah. Blah. *snores*

2 minutes later

Aaahh. Alice just bit me! All because i fell asleep during her talking. Well sorry. I didn't realise it was so important.

4 minutes later.

Edward wants me to load up an instant messaging thing on the computer. Ugh what a bore.

30 seconds later.

Well that was quick! Hmm now to think of a name...

*Edward shouts up "how about I'm a dick??" Emmett shouts back "i wouldn't talk about yourself that way Edward, who knows who's reading your mind." *

Ahah! How about Grizzly-man!

Grizzly-man has signed on.

Forever17 has signed on.

Grizzly-man says: Nice name bro.

Forever17 says: thanks like yours too. See you didn't like my suggestion.

Grizzly-man say:Na. i like mine so much better.

Forever17 says: whatever. I'm going to go play with Bella

Grizzly-man says:Ugh pervert.

Forever17 says: Oh right. Who has the PDA'S with Rosalie? Go fight with the emo.

Grizzly-man says?OK

*Emmett shouts "Jasper-poo you're as gay as gay!!"*

*"Emmett McCarty Cullen! Do not call your brother gay!" Esme screamed*

Forever17 say:Bye

Grizzly-man has signed off

Man-in-uniform has signed on

Man-in-uniform says: Edward why did you tell him to do this?

*"ow! Emmett, why did you just bite my leg?"*

Forever17 says: Ha-ha

Man-in-uniform has signed off

Forever17 says: why can't anyone stay for longer than 5 minutes?

Little-pixie has signed on

Little-pixie says:Hey eddie-kins

Forever17 says:hey midge.

Little-pixie says: *humph* let's make a deal!

Forever17 says:I will only stop calling you midge and stick up for you when they call you that if you promise not to call me any of my nicknames and promise not to take Bella out shopping for a month.

Little-pixie says: Fine. I promise Eddie...Edward.

Forever17 says:I'm going to go to the cottage and I and Bella can play some game's while Rosalie feed's renesmee.

Little-pixie says: EW i did not need that mental image. Literally.

Forever17 has signed off.

Little-pixie has signed off.

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