Hello readers, are you ready for some FOOTBALL? No, oh well... here's a new chapter in the story for you. I thank everyone who reviewed, followed and/or favorited thie story. I also went over the first two chapters and fixed the issues I caught in it.

Reading watch: I posted the latest chapter in iHave Super Powers, 187 posted the latest chapter in Roommates, Azkaellio posted another chapter in The Vega-Marx Secret, Fanfic-Reader-88 posted a pair of new one-shots in What Happens On The Couch (but like most of his writing it is M-rated so be foreworn) and Maybe Someone Does Like You.

In the watch list: Satisfaction on USA has Leon Thomas III as apart of the cast. I caught that he was in by channel surfing and thinking that high school student looks and sounds a lot like André. Sure enough, it was... It is something to catch on USA that is not a re-run or pro-wrestling

In a pre-note, I know that some people out there thought that Sam and Cat were watching wrestling during the beginning of #SuperPsycho but it was really CFC. They used stock footage of CFC from previous iCarly and Sam & Cat episodes. Plus, unless they had a Lion's Den match on the show, it was NOT pro-wrestling. I say this as a fan of the "sport."

I do want to warn you that there may be some in-jokes in this story.


Freddie woke up not recognizing where he was. He wasn't in the spare room in the Shapiro house. The last thing he remembered he felt like he would be falling asleep at any moment right after Killing Daddy ended. His girlfriend Jade, was cuddled up with him smiling as she felt comfortable in his embrace. But now he was alone in her dark room wearing the same clothes he had on the previous night minus his button down shirt. Instead he just has his athletic Freddie looked around and didn't see Jade at all. The sunlight of the morning barely broke through the dark curtains.

Freddie swung his feet off the bed and onto the floor. As he has seen the few times he was in Jade's bedroom, her carpet was a dark green. He walked to the door slowly as he was still somewhat asleep from the best sleep he has had since arriving. While he appreciated Robbie's hospitality after the accident at the tuna jump, Shapiro got on his nerves very easily. When he got to the door he was met by the raven haired woman who he fell asleep with after the movie. Unlike when he last saw her, she was in a tight black spaghetti string top and black yoga pants with a blue trim along the waist rather than the dress she wore at Pini's.

"Hi," he says with a smile.

Jade takes a sip of her morning coffee in her hand before smiling back and greeting, "Morning Freddie. Slept well?"

"Yes I did. Though I didn't awake with you in my arms," Freddie comments with a slight frown.

Jade shrugs her shoulders and remarks, "Well I woke up and you looked peaceful so I walked out to go to the bathroom and have some coffee." Jade notices the frown and kisses his lips lightly. "Don't worry, I was coming back. I was going to cuddle with you after I finished my coffee. I like you a lot but I love my coffee and would kill just about anyone for it. Besides you and Cat of course."

Freddie smiles at the compliment. "I should be honored I guess," Freddie states.

"Oh you should," Jade smirks.

Freddie kisses her cheek before looking into her blue eyes and replying, "You look beautiful today though I wasn't sure if I dreamt myself in Killing Daddy."

"Well that was the plan, I am glad you like it," Jade responds with a smile. "And before you worry, I didn't try anything like she did in the movie."

Freddie exhales, "That's a relief."

"Did you enjoy the movie?" Jade asks raising her pierced brow. "I ask because I know horror films aren't your favorite. I know you would rather watch Galaxy Wars, Space Trek, Star Trek and Star Wars than watch The Scissoring, Nightmare on Elm Street, All Hallow's Eve, Halloween or The Animal."

Freddie nods and explains, "Yeah, I'm more into slocky or funny horror like Fright Night, Ghoulies or Ghostmonsters rather than the ones you mentioned."

"Uh, you're killing me Benson," Jade interrupts. "Those are fun films but Ghoulies is the closest to being horror out of the four. They are comedy and parody of horror." Jade points accusingly at Freddie before continuing, "And you know it."

Freddie whispers under his breath, "That's not what Carly would say..."

"What was that?" Jade asks raising her eyebrow again and crossing her arms on her chest.

Freddie's face flushes as he responds, "Nothing. So what are your plans the day?" Hoping he covered up comparison.

"Writing my senior project with Cat. There's only two weeks to go. Neither of us are like you are with being a super achiever to finish our credits by the first half of senior year," Jade sarcastically comments. Freddie shrugs his shoulders at the compliment.

Freddie questions, "Do you need me to go?"

Jade shakes her head. "No, I was thinking that at first before my coffee, but then after I had my first few sips I cleared my head and I realized that the grunch probably told Cat about us because she looked pretty wazzed off about us and was willing to beat the chiz out of you, and they do work and live together. So I would be surprised if she didn't know, unless Sam just avoided her. So you can stay if you want to," Jade explains. "So long as you don't distract me, Cat being Cat is distraction enough. If you distract me, I'll stab you in the leg with a pair of scissors" Jade kisses her boyfriend and quickly backs away. "But you need to brush your teeth because you have morning breath. I should have an extra unused toothbrush somewhere in my bathroom."

Freddie smiles and kisses her cheek. "Thank you." Freddie walks towards the bathroom before turning to enter it. The water runs as he starts to brush his teeth. About two minutes after starting, Freddie mumbles out, "Where the mouthwash?"

"Under the sink the left," Jade replies with a smile. She thinks to herself that this was the first morning that she and Freddie spent together. It was very peaceful and different from the normal for the goth girl. Sure she had done it with Beck, but this morning was a different experience. She never felt as loved. She could have stayed in Freddie' all day until Cat came over for their project, if only she didn't have to go to the bathroom. She grabs the shirt he previously wore on their date last night and puts it on. She walks over to the bathroom and passes Freddie who is just walking out of it, before kissing him deeply again, tasting the minty mouthwash his breath.

"So when can we watch Galaxy Wars?" Freddie asks.

Jade rolls her eyes and quips, "After school tomorrow. OK?"

"That's fine. Do you need to brush your teeth too?" Freddie questions.

Jade nods, "Yeah sure. But I won't need mouthwash." Jade walks into the bathroom into the bathroom and returns several moments later. "Hey, what about we watch a movie of your choice until Cat comes in besides Galaxy Wars because it is too long and I am not sure when Cat will be here."

"That's fine with me. I got an idea in mind," Freddie responds.

Jade smirks and comments, "I hope it is a good that I wont regret you nice chunk-a-boy."

Freddie giggles. "I hope you do."


Sam was furious the last day about Freddie dating Jade. She headed straight home on her motorcycle after driving away from the L.A. based Pini's. Sam was so mad she did not even try to get lasagna to go. Sam arrived back home in a flash and left herself in her room. She cried herself into a deep sleep. She did not hear Cat come back in at 10:30 PM after her date with Robbie. Cat was her usual sing-song self, happy about the events of the date but Sam was not woken up by the red-haired girl, something that always annoyed the blonde-haired former juvie.

Sam woke up like a zombie the next day at 8 AM and was even more out of it then normal when she would sit on the couch and do nothing. Sam was a lethargic mess on the couch the living room. Cat woke up at 9 to make breakfast and saw the lethargic blonde haired girl laying the couch.

Cat smiles and says, "Morning Sam. My date with Robbie went great. How did your night go?"

"I can't believe that waz-bag and that skunk sack," Sam grumbles as she gets up slowly to walk into the kitchen. She grabs a piece of beef jerky from the kitchen.

Cat looks confused and asks, "What do you mean? And that what you are having for breakfast?"

"Yes. If you want to know so bad, call Jade, I'm sure she would tell her BFF," Sam spits as she walks back over the couch.

Cat's confused look stays her face as she questions, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, she is apparently with Freddie now. That gank and the nub, they were canoodling at Pini's last night. They're dating now," Sam nearly screams in a fit of rage.

Cat frowns and meekly replies, "I didn't know that Frade were a thing and I'm sorry." Cat tries hugging Sam but Sam backs away.

"No offense red, but mama is not in the mood to hug," Sam states laying back down onto the couch. "And Frade, is that like a ship name for them?"

Cat nods and remarks, "Kay, Kay. And that was the ship name I came up for them."

Sam looks at the redhead and shakes her head. "So it wouldn't be say Jeddie or Fade?" Sam asks.

Cat shrugs her shoulders and comments, "I guess those work too. So what are you going to do about them dating?"

Sam exhales a deep breath. "Well hurting her is out of the question because I know she's your friend and all. And hurting him will just cause her and I to fight which will just end up having problems for the two of us because of how rough we are, on top of you not wanting see us fight like you thought we would," Sam explains causing Cat to nod her head in agreement.

Cat agrees, "I did say that."

"You didn't have any idea that Jade was dating anyone at the moment?" Sam questions

Cat shrugs her shoulders and comments, "Beck and her were on a break again. They've had two breaks where they would end up dating again. So I thought it was the same thing once again. It's sad to see them not together again. I had no idea Jade was seeing someone yet" Cat rubs the strands of hair on her left shoulder like a kid does. "I wanted them to work out since I first met them freshman year at Hollywood Arts. I always them getting married and having tough cute babies together someday."

"Wait a second, Beck's that bad boy looking guy right?" Sam asks to which Cat nods her head. Sam's sluggish posture becomes more proper as she perks up. "And if you don't know, he likely doesn't know and so would your friends. Cat, you have to tell them. You owe this to them and me."

Cat acts shocked and questions, "Why?"

"Because maybe they can talk sense into Jade to not date that nub," Sam retorts.

Cat's mouth forms into a frown not knowing which of her friends to be loyal to. Should she be loyal to her long-time classmate and best friend? Or should she side with her co-worker a roommate? Both friends she was at odds with at different times. Cat had thought that Jade shaved her hair when Jade put a bald cap on her after shaving Jade's eyebrows off by accident. Sam and Cat had their major issues a month ago when Cat thought that Sam was stealing Jade from her and brought Freddie to California when she used him to make Sam jealous. Regardless Cat was loyal to both. Jade she's known since they both first went to Hollywood Arts and even were on a fake ping-pong team with. Sam she really met when Sam saved her from the dumpster when Sam arrived in Venice. She wanted both girls to be happy and with Sam being annoyed by Jade's happiness, and Jade's happiness coming from dating Sam's ex, it was a messy situation.

"I'll think about it," Cat says leaving the room to get changed in the shared bedroom.

Sam sits up enough to look down the hall and asks, "What are you doing?"

"I have to head to Jade's, we're meeting up for a senior project remember?" Cat states sticking her head out as she changed her shirt, causing Sam to nod her head making Cat believe she remembered Cat mentioned that when she really didn't. "We are working on a script and then I am coming home and I will make crapples and we can watch CFC because Bobby is coming over and he likes CFC."

Sam perks up at the idea and comments, "That's a good thing. What match is on CFC Night Fight?" Sam grabs the jerky and takes a bite out of it.

"I don't remember Sam, you're lucky I remembered that I had the project, Bobby was coming over and CFC was tonight," Cat replies as she walks out of the bedroom and into the living room.

Sam grabs the remote and turns on the television to double check the listing for CFC Night Fight on Box Sports One. She turns to Cat and replies, "Looks like it is Anderson Silver and Jan Henderson."

"Kay, kay, I'm headed to Jade's. I'll leave before 3 PM so I wont leave Bobby with you alone," Cat confirms.

Sam shoots a smug smile and replies, "Thank you."

"Bye," Cat says opening the door and closing it behind her.


Jade and her new boyfriend Freddie were watching the first movie that he picked while they awaited Cat to show up to work on their senior project at Hollywood Arts in living room the West house. Jade decided to pick a two woman original scene for the two to perform together. Freddie decided to play his favorite non Galaxy Wars movie, Super Duper Man. Jade was curled against him trying to enjoy the movie however while she somewhat liked superhero movies in particular dark oness like Catman Begins or Dark Mark, she could not get into this movie.

"Why did I have to let you pick? This movie is bad." Jade asks quietly not trying interrupt the movie for Freddie.

Freddie kisses her forehead and remarks, "Because you are an awesome girlfriend." Jade raises her pierced eyebrow him. "And because you showed me your favorite movies and you now let me show mine."

"For a nerd, you are a little dumb when comes to women, Freddie Benson," Jade comments. Freddie looks confused at the goth girl cuddled against him. "I didn't stare at you because of what you think. I know it because you think I am modest that I am 'an awesome girlfriend,' it's actually because you said I was your 'girlfriend.'"

Freddie still looks confused and queries, "What do mean by that?"

"Well," Jade states looking into his brown eyes rather than the television screen showing the movie. Freddie liked back at her blue eyes. "We have dated for two weeks and made out but you never asked me to be your girlfriend at all in that time "

Freddie's face shows shock before he thinks she is right. In their two weeks together, while they dated and acted like boyfriend and girlfriend, he never truly asked her be his girlfriend. Freddie swallows down the fear from party relationships states, "I jinxed relationships in the past by rising into that title and rushing into admitting love. I didn't want to scare you away. I know you are recovering from him." Freddie referring to Beck.

"I was when I met you that night of your date with that gank," Jade replies referring to Sam. "But if anything, the yelling and the movies and my violent threats have more been a defense mechanism to see if you were looking for a rebound. And in the last two weeks, I have been scared of what you are." A few years start streaming siren Jade's face like the previous night Pini's. "Freddie, you have been a perfect gentleman ways Beck or any the random guys I dated before him. And it scares that someone cares for me that much... but it is a good scare, like a scary movie or haunted house. And if you think me as your girlfriend, I will gladly your girlfriend Freddie Benson. Will you be my boyfriend?"

Freddie nods and wipes the tears away from Jade's face and responds, "Yes I will be your boyfriend Jade West." He then kiss his girlfriend the lips.

The two turn their attention back to the movie. They cuddled up like the couple they just admitted that they are. Several minutes pass before the doorbell rings, breaking them from from their embrace.

"You got that?" Freddie asks.

Jade groans, "We'll finish this Netflix movie later." Jade gets up looking annoyed that she had to leave the safe and comfortable arms of Freddie, but she knew that she had to work on the scene with Cat for their senior project. Jade walks over to the door and finds the smiling redhead on other side of the door.

"Hi," Cat says pulling the goth into a hug. "You look different."

Jade cracks a smile and responds, "Yes, I had company over."

"I'm not interrupting anything am I?" The innocent redhead asks.

Freddie sits up from his seat on the living room couch and remarks, "No you weren't. We were just watching Super Duper Man while we waited for you."

"Eeeeh," Cat screeches out, not expecting Freddie being in Jade's house. Jade grabs her knowing that Cat is prone to fainting spells. "Thanks. I heard you two were dating but I didn't realize you were spending this much time together."

Jade pouts knowing that their interaction with Sam in Pini's parking lot was brought up to the redhead. Jade feels bad for not telling Cat that she was dating someone, let alone her co-worker's ex. Jade looks into the brown-eyed redhead and states, "I'm sorry for not telling you. I just feared what Sam would think because you tend to blab."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Cat questions confused.

Freddie walks over to Cat and looks into her eyes before explaining, "Jade has told me you have a tendency to go and tell things that should be secret."

"Oh, that's right. I do that," Cat giggles.

Jade rolls her eyes at Cat in playful manner. "But it looks like that dog found out anyway, so I'll answer," Jade comments walking over to Freddie. "Yes, I am dating Freddie. In fact, he's my new boyfriend." Jade puts the exclamation point by kissing Freddie on the cheek.

Cat smiles even though she is conflicted her The part of her who wanted Jade to work things out with Beck, was sadden by the truth that Sam previously told her about Jade dating Freddie. Another part her things this is for best because her best friend Jade is happy. And yet another part her wants her friend Sam to happy by saying Freddie though Freddie's actions prove that he is not interested in a relationship at all with Sam.

"So what is the scene we are doing Jadey?" Cat asks causing Jade to let out a frustrated groan.

Freddie looks at his girlfriend and giggles while asking, "Jadey?"

"She can call me that, but if you do I will stab you with a rusty spoon and force you to watch The Scissoring, The Scissoring II, The Scissoring III, and The Scissoring remake that sucked." Jade whispers to her boyfriend. Freddie gulps before nodding in understanding. Jade looks to her best friend and smiles. "Well, my idea is..."


Sam was still sitting in the living room apartment that she shared with Cat. Being alone did nothing to curb the issues of loneliness she felt. She tried to watch television but nothing was helping. Not even Girl Cow or That's a Drag on Hulu did the trick for the former juvenile delinquent. Sam even tried to school work for her online high school that she had to enroll in as a junior due to not taking some of her grades from Ridgeway due to failed tests or . Sam clicked on PearChat to see if anyone was on but she could not find any of her friends on. Even those she hasn't talked to since she left Ridgeway when Carly moved just before Thanksgiving break during her travels before settling on Venice to live with Cat and becoming babysitters with her.

Sam sees Cat's pink PearPad 2 on the coffee table and smirks. "Mama likes." A devilish idea goes through her mind as she enters into the PearChat ap and taps the screen.


Tori Vega was working on her senior project with André Harris in her living room. The Latina senior at Hollywood Arts was trying to come up with the song that her and André would perform. They could not use any song they previously wrote for this project, nor could they do a cover. The singer and the multi-talented artist have written several songs in their nearly three years of being partners at Hollywood Arts but a case of writer's block was hurt them this day.

André sat the piano by the stairs that lead to the upstairs trying to come up with chords to base a song on. "Uh, I can't figure this out." André complains.

Tori walks over by the piano to help André figure this out and sits next to him on the bench. She puts an arm around him and comments, "C'mon André, we got this. You came up with 'Faster Than Boys' easily."

"Yeah and then some girl stole the credit from me," André snaps.

Tori puts her hands up defensively and replies, "We made up from it and posted it to the slap. Hopefully Quincy and Mason will let us do it on our albums. You know as a collaboration."

"Yeah, even if it isn't a single that would be nice," André dreams as he tries playing another series of chords

Tori perks up as she smiles and states, "Wait, wait, wait." André looks at her. "I think we found our chords. Play that back."

"Alright," André says before he starts playing the chords he did. "Like this Tor?"

Tori nods to chords and dances in her seated position on the bench next to André and sings, "I can dance to this. This is a great start for a dance song."

"Yeah girl, shut up and dance," André commands causing the two to share eye contact as she gets off the bench. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Tori smiles as she moves her hips and throws her arms around dancing, "Yes I gotta get some lyrics cause we got a song." Tori dances over to her PearPad and sees a PearChat notification from Cat. Tori opens it and slows her dancing.

"What is it girl?" André asks stopping his fingering and walks over to the stunned girl.

Tori swallows and replies, "It's Jade she's dating Freddie now."

"What's so big about it?" André questions.

Tori throws up a free hand, holding the PearPad in the other. "I guess because we thought she would just end up with Beck again but now he's available."

"And you want him," André ponders.

Tori shrugs her shoulders and replies, "I don't know... I honestly don't think I can date Jade's ex. I know we're not close friends but it still feels wrong. It's like being a gank to her if I date Beck. Plus I think of Beck as a friend." Tori sighs.

"What about Jade with Freddie? That's a bit of a shock," André comments.

Tori nods, "I guess I mean I didn't expect them to get together at all. They don't seem like they would fit. Freddie is an adorable nerd and Jade is… well she's Jade. Remember when you crushed on her and wrote 365 Ways?"

"Yeah, you're right" André laments. "I hope Freddie makes her happy." André goes back to figuring out chords for the song.

Tori smiles and replies, "Yeah I hope so too. She deserves to be but should we tell Beck or is that for her to tell him?"


AN: If anyone notices the psuedo meta injokes in this chapter, points to you.