REVENGE OF THE EVIL VAMPIRE………
Bella's POV
"Hmm, yes. The Gucci. The new stuff?" I asked. "Mmmhmm. Okay, here's what we're going to do…"
After a while, I lost track of what he was saying. He kept changing everything. I think Rose is just going to dump them in a sewer or something. Like I said, I'm not sure.
A few hours later……….
I was having the most wonderful dream. An angel (Edward) was carrying me through the streets of Paris, laughing. Of course, an angry angel (Alice) was chasing us. Screaming something about her new ruined handbags, and how she was never taking me shopping again. Oh, wait. That wasn't a dream.
We reached an alleyway where Emmett and Rosalie were hiding. We made it look as though we were trapped. Edward turned around, both of us with a carefully rehearsed horrified look plastered on our faces.
"Ha! Now I've got you! Now, where's Rose?" Alice crowed. She glanced around, hoping to see the destroyer of the Gucci.
"I'm right here!" Rose shouted gleefully. Of course, she shouted it while falling on top of Alice. Emmett followed her, and they pinned her down.
Edward let me down, and I walked around a fuming Alice. I stopped at her head.
"Who's got who now?" I laughed. "This is what you get! Ha!"
"NOOOO! YOU KILLED MY GUCCI! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" she yelled.
Alice's POV………
I sat in the hotel room. Plotting, of course. Now, what would torture Edward the most…well, humanely torture. Ah ha! I've got it!
More to come later. ………
SPECIAL PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!
Edward grimaced, as though in actual pain. He clutched his ears, finally screaming, "Make it stop! Make it stop!"
Hee hee. I'm evil. HAPPY HALLOWS EVE!
