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"That is what you call a Boss" Kiba mumbled, hopping on top of the bleacher's rail on the last row which gave a perfect view of Sasuke-mother fucking-Uchiha underneath it. Kiba and I both knew this was Sasuke's little hiding spot…more like closet. Get the joke? Hiding in the closet? Cause he hides the fact he bisexual by hiding under the bleacher? No, you don't, well screw you! "Who is giving him heads now?" Kiba turned his head to watch the football team in front of us throw around there pig skin in boredom waiting for Might Gai, the school gym teacher/couch to make his entrances. He was probably off challenging Kakashi-sensei, somewhere in some kind of way. I sighed loudly; hoping on to the rail with Kiba, tighten my grip on the rail as I leaned back enough so I can have a great view of Sasuke and his latest boy toy. "Who is it, Goldie Locks?"

Pulling myself back up, I groaned, and started to massage my hand while giving Kiba a huge grin on my face, "Aoi Rokusho. It's funny, how he was the one who kept claiming girls are made for cock sucking and boys are made for fucking pussies." Kiba broke into a huge laugh then followed what I did so he could see Aoi give Sasuke Uchiha heads. "He really seem like he is enjoying himself" I commented after a while, then leaned back once again to stare at the couple underneath us. We weren't being peeping Toms! I refuse to hear those words to be used to describe me, we were simply enjoy the view of our high school campus, it's not my fault, we like the view underneath the bleacher and it's not my fault Sasuke brought his gay fucks down there.

Normally, I knew Sasuke could tell when I was watching him, it was like a six sense of his, so when I made it to the bleacher and heard a soft groan and I looked down, I expected Sasuke to push off Aoi, get dressed, and drag me to the school bathroom and beat me up like the good old day. I have got Sasuke a couple of time with some guys but it usually end up with me running for my life or me walking the other way and pretending like I didn't see shit. Sasuke never approach me about it, he just simply stared at me until he got bored of it and move on. And thank god he moves on! His staring makes me uncomfortable. But looking at Sasuke now, flushed cheeked, breathless, and moaning and groaning obviously he couldn't hear, feel, or see me out due to the deep pleasure Aoi is giving him.

"Aoi, you better fucking swallow…" Sasuke threaten in hush tone, then grabbed on to Aoi's teal color harshly and tugged it roughly bringing him all the way down on his large cock until Aoi's nose brushed against Sasuke's pubic hair. Sasuke grunted, his eyes closing tightly and his breathing becoming uneven. Sasuke's hand did not removed itself from Aoi's hair but only tighten help Aoi with the movement that Sasuke wanted, Aoi went up his shaft and down his shaft, Aoi then licked once and then a second time, and then he had to swallow the cock once more. It was tiring Aoi. And despite the look of pleasure he had, he was making weird whining sound, sound of pain mix with pleasure. "Oh my god, swallow it all!" Sasuke grunted out loudly as he released his load into Aoi mouth. "Swallow!" Sasuke screamed at Aoi, lowering his head so he could have better view of Aoi, sadly it cut off the view of Sasuke's face. It was obvious that Aoi wasn't used to it because he gagged and struggled and he didn't even swallow it all. Half of it spilled out of his mouth, the moment Sasuke took out his cock from Aoi's mouth. "You didn't swallow."

"I tried to Sasuke…" Aoi voices was horsed and used up, he cough a couple of times, trying to swallow the left over cum that was left behind in his mouth and throat, but every time he swallow, he moaned in agony, Sasuke had no mercy. It made me pity him. Now seeing Sasuke like this, harsh and straight to the point, should make people think, where the sweet perfect Sasuke? Oh but no! They don't see it! "Sasuke, don't tell me your mad about it? I told you, I never done this before…"

I pulled myself forward and hopped off the rail then sighed, Kiba followed the same movement and rubbed his tan faces, but I could spot Kiba eyeing me from the corner of his eyes. "Sasuke isn't a sweet lover; I don't get how people who fuck him, still love him. It's like during the activity he shows his real self. And his real self is a fucking douche…you get me? It's just weird…" I nodded my head in agreement but didn't say anything but just lean back against the rail, trying to ignore the conversation under us. It was hard through. Sasuke is just so manipulating it was kind of alluring. "Are you having second thought about becoming gay, my dear friend?"

"No, I am fine with it. Honestly, it's not like I am really going to turn gay. When Sasuke agrees to be my boyfriend it is against his will. And when I am dating him, I am just using him for ideas and information. So there is no chance of me turning gay and all the activity I am planning on doing is going to be very limited. I will not give blow jobs. If he swallows his pride he can swallow me. But I will not fuck him and he isn't going to fuck me. Plus, I don't want the committee reading my novel to think it's a porno." Kiba blinked a couple of time before turning back the football team who was cheering happily due the fact that Gai finally arrived with a huge box of goodies. And they say I am immature. "Plus, Aoi was convinced to do this due to Sasuke's acting. I know who Sasuke really is; I would never fall for it."

"I know you are smarter than that, Naruto, despite what you show the world!" Kiba exclaimed happily, grabbing the top of my head and brought me down until I was the perfect height for him to give me noogie, a painful one at that. "So how about we ditch the bleacher and find Ms. Hyuuga?" I smiled, ready to decline Kiba's offer to search out Hinata, but before a word can slip out of my mouth, the stupid pig skin of a ball came flying my direction. "Dodge!" Kiba yelled, letting me go and jumping down a few row and hissed in pain when his knee hit the steel part of the bleacher.

I also hissed in pain the moment the freaking ball slammed against my face, CRAP! I fell back against the hard seat, hitting my back, and making my body shake slightly from the amount of pain that ran throughout my body. Oh my god! I heard Kiba scream my name then curses at the player in anger. Kiba sounded worried. But I couldn't see all I saw was pitch black. All I felt was a cold air slap against my face. All I could hear was cursing and rushing body. And I swear to all that is holy, I heard Aoi and Sasuke rush by my side. But that what I thought, I couldn't see anything, so I couldn't be certain. I am just going by my four working scenes. Who knows? Maybe the stupid pig skin ball damaged that as well. Who the hell knows?

-Narusasu Line Break-

"Kiba and Aoi, you must return to class. You both are failing. Sasuke could stay behind. He has a good standing in the class and he is the school president. So I suggest you leave. Whatever update we have, we will inform you. Okay?" That was Nurse Shizune's voice I know that voice anywhere. So obviously, I am at the nurse's office which is kind of shocking, like seriously, a stupid ball made me come here!

"No! I refuse to let Sasuke here alone with Naruto, Ms. Shizune!" Kiba shrieked loudly. That caused a loud protest from Aoi, nothing from Sasuke, but a loud series of curses coming from Aoi's mouth. Now that I am here taking the time to think, why is Sasuke even here? He shouldn't care…maybe he was dragged by Aoi? But why would Aoi care? He is a fucking football player! Or maybe Sasuke felt like he had to because…he had an image to keep up? No! Sasuke wasn't there. Sasuke was underneath the bleacher, he could have walked away with Aoi or without Aoi with ease. "Shut the fuck up, Aoi! No one fucking cares what you think! You have no reason to be here!"

Taking a quick peek, I saw Kiba's flush face screaming at a tall Aoi who was smirking down at him; anger in both pair of eyes, Sasuke was leaning against the wall looking straight at me. But he didn't meet my eyes; he was just staring at my body, slowly his eyes travel upward and before I can close my eyes, Sasuke eyes met mines. He caught me. I quickly close them, trying to pretend like it never really happen, but we both knew it did. Sasuke's six senses win's again. I heard quiet footsteps approaching me, then a large warm hand touch my cold cheeks and slowly started to rub my cheek, I was unsure if it was Sasuke, but the thought of it being him made my heart pound and made blood rush to my cheek. I was embarrassed! That was it!

"Ms. Shizune, can you give me a minute with Aoi and Kiba, I make sure they both leave. Okay?" Sasuke sounded so confident when he said it. I could hear Kiba huff loudly, but when the door closed, I knew Shizune was gone and Kiba and Aoi had to deal with Sasuke Uchiha's anger. Kiba was used to it because Sasuke act like a douche around him but Aoi, highly doubt it, the only anger he saw was when he didn't swallow the load of seamen. "Okay…" Here it comes! Taking another peek, hoping Sasuke wouldn't spot me again, I watched as Sasuke approach Aoi. Sasuke glared at Kiba, who turned to the window angrily, "Aoi, I am sorry for what I have done. It was out of line, it just…happens…I didn't mean to make you…take the load. I didn't want to seem like I was forcing you. Doing that was new for me too. I never ever…had…a…blow…you know what I mean. As weird and as sad as that sound…I was waiting for the one. I think you might be it, but give me time?"

"Yeah, of course, it was new for me too. I know you probably were just as nervous especially since it was your first blow…head…you know? So I leave you alone to deal with dog boy because you don't know what type of rumor will spread but it wouldn't matter, who will trust Kiba?" Ha! We aren't the people who spread rumor, unlike you.

"I trust Kiba!" Sasuke chirped happily. "I don't even think he knows what we are talking about right, Kiba?"

Kiba turned back to Sasuke and then stare for the long minute before giving them a huge shit eating the kind that would make any jock roll their eyes and hiss the word 'moron'. "I have no idea but…I am curious?" He wasn't. He already knew. But once those words spilled out of Kiba's mouth, Aoi's tense posture and angry look transformed into something completely new, something less intimidating and eyebrow raising. Sasuke blinked a couple of time, before letting his eyes dance around the room, knowing his eyes will land on mines once again, I closed my eyes tightly. It probably looked weird. But Sasuke didn't call me out on it and Kiba and Aoi were too worried about each other to notice. "I am not leaving you with Naruto, dipshit…"

"Honestly, Kiba, you don't really have a choice." If Aoi wasn't there, the tone would have been darker and straight to the point, but since Aoi was still there, his tone was simply stern but it sounded like it was force. Like he didn't want to say it! He wanted to look nice. He wanted to look sweet. And if I wasn't pretending to be asleep, I would've gaged and called Sasuke a faker, a poser, and a plain liar. "I am not going to do anything. If anything I might just file the report right here. If anything happen, you'll be the first one to know. So, what do you say?"

No. He was going to say no. Then Sasuke is going to try once again. Then he is going to fail. Then he will convenience Aoi to leave, Aoi will listen and leave. Then the moment the door is closed, Sasuke will curse Kiba out and start a little fight with him, until Kiba loses and walk out. Taking a quick peek, I notice Aoi was smirking tautly, not knowing how shit goes down when it came to this two. But then I thought came to my head. I was trying to get Sasuke alone to actually do my new plan, but as of late, I couldn't get Sasuke alone because he was busy as hell and every freaking minute I turn to look for Uchiha, he had a girl or gay guy on him. The only free time I see him have is lunch and it is only if he isn't dragged around by some girl. So why couldn't I take this chances? Yeah, my face and head hurts, but why let that stop me?

"Kiba…" I whispered, faking that I just woke up, by rubbing my eyes and speaking in such a daze and quiet tone. Kiba's eyes widen as he closed his mouth and ran up to the bed and slowly help me up. "Hey, man."

"Hi, you are so slow, Blondie…I told you dodge…" Kiba sounded guilty, like he was blaming himself and that was fucking stupid. I always had bad reflex, so when Kiba said dodge, my mind was slowly processing it and once the ball hit my face, the information finally reached my brain, so Kiba wasn't to blame. I release a little laugh, from the corner of my eyes watching Sasuke and Aoi walk toward the bed, both have cold stern look, nothing like Kiba's worried one. "Are you in any pain?"

"I am dizzy. But I'll mange." I will. Kiba nodded slowly.

"Yo, I am sorry. It's kind of my fault. See, I am the quarterback and since I wasn't there, they try to replace me with this punk ass named Rock Lee, he shit and loser. The only reason we have him is because he fast…but I swear…if you want kick his ass, he is your best bet, don't blame the team." Nice way to throw people under the bus, gosh. Sasuke turn to Aoi and gave him a sweet smile before placing his hand on my lock of spiky blonde hair and then rubbed it. "We were all worried, right, Sasuke-kun?"

"Of course, how can Konoha High function without our very own, Naruto Uzumaki?" Lies! Sasuke slowly removed his hand from my hair and moved it down my cold cheek and push my face into his direction, then smirked. That nasty smirk he always gave me since we were kids. "Naruto, do you mind if I do my report I know Tsunade will be on my case if I don't? And mind telling, Kiba you are okay and tell him to go to class?" I stared at Sasuke for a second before I gave him a huge grin and turn to Kiba and Aoi.

"I am fine, thank you for worrying!" Aoi rolled his eyes and Kiba sighed gently. "Now go back to class you two! When I am done with Sasuke, I'll meet up with you Kiba. Are we tight?" Kiba stared at me for the longest, eyebrow raised in confusion. I never liked being around Sasuke, so seeing Kiba confused was reasonable and it made sense. But after a few minutes of letting my words sink in, Kiba smirked; he knew I was trying to get my plan rolling. By rolling, I meant moving….just making sure, your following, God!

"Okay, if you say you are alright, I guess there is no arguing right?" Way to make shit obvious, Kiba. Sasuke raised his eyebrow but rolled his eyes anyways before pulling out his pack bag and take out a little pink note book that read 'School Reports', then flipped throw the pages until he found a blank dark pink pages and sigh. "Way to be girly, Uchiha" Kiba taunted slinging on his back pack before making kissy faces as Sasuke, who only looked down at the book before eyeing Kiba with a smirk.

"Well I learned from the best?" It sounded like it was a questioned, but to us, it was a statement, it was a challenge that Kiba had to abandon due to Aoi being around because once an outsider was placed in our little battle, Sasuke always change up his game strategy making sure that he looked pure and sweet and made us look like monsters. Kiba huff loudly walking pass Sasuke, making sure he bump Sasuke before exiting out the room without another word. Aoi laughed loudly as he carried his sport equipment with him and his pack bag and smiled at Sasuke, his eyes staring hopefully at him, but everything else showed he didn't care. Obviously, he was hiding his sexual preferences around me. Who would have known? The jock went down on the school president. "I'll talk to you tomorrow, I am once again sorry, and to be honest, you were amazing."

"Can you blame me? I am amazing person, of course I am going to be amazing…at that…" Aoi gloated. "So, do you want to you know…hang out?" I blinked trying to give the look of innocence and confusion. Aoi eyed me for a second before laughing slightly; letting Sasuke enough space to dig into his pack bag to find the object he wanted. "You want something, idiot? You have been staring for the longest?" Oh now, Aoi wanted to be mean! Now! But since he asked…

"Can you give me my back pack over there? I need something from it?" I asked quietly, raising my index finger up to point at my bright neon orange pack bag, Aoi turn slightly until he spotted the bag and grimaces. Common reaction, when it comes to my attraction to orange. Slowly he walked up to it, with his thumb and his index finger he lifted it up and carried it to me with a disgusted. I smiled at him, but truthfully, I wanted to flip him the fucking bird, and slowly open my book bag to reassure 'Sasuke's pervert diary' was still there…I even gave it name…its name Paco. I don't why I named it that, it just looked like a book that will be called Paco. Kiba called me stupid for even naming it…but hey! It's not every day you get a tell all book that belongs to the guy you trying to blackmail…it deserve a name! Maybe a better one, but I am too lazy to think of one.

"Look, I am very busy, Aoi…" Sasuke smiled when he finally found a black pen and then smiled at Aoi once more. "Let me talk to Naruto first. Assure his health is fine. Then I find out after school to talk about it. Okay?" You are not going to date Sasuke! Ha! Aoi! I feel sorry for you. "Aoi, you look sad? Don't be. I see a bright future…" Lies! Ha! Aoi smiled again before rolling his eyes trying to recover from earlier then waved good bye to what Sasuke and I responded hesitantly. Once I heard the door close, my eyes narrowed slightly and I turn to Sasuke who was smirking at me tautly. "I guess it true what people say, blonde are dumb."

"Fuck you, not all blondes are stupid. I am not stupid. And even if your statement is true, then why are you interested in them? You like blondes, don't you?" Oh shit. Why did I say that…Okay! Now Sasuke is going to put two pulses two, oh my god! Way to black mail someone, stupid! Maybe Sasuke's statement is true! Sasuke blinked a couple of time before laughing slightly. "Stop laughing at me!"

"Who told you that? I don't like blondes. Blondes are stupid and attention whores. Now that I think about it…maybe the reason I don't like blonde is because it reminds me of you. Stupid and an attention whore." Ouch! That fucking hurt. I blinked a few time trying to pervert any tears from falling down my face then quickly turn to the window and bite my tongue.

Don't say anything…

Don't say anything.

Don't say anything!

"What were you doing on top of the bleachers? Weren't you supposed to be at your club or school team…like everyone else?" I blinked slowly, forgetting my train of thought, and then I slowly turn my head back to Sasuke who was now leaning on the rail at the side of the bed, pink note book open ready for him to jot down some notes. At first, I thought he was curious for the answer and that made no nervous and tense. Did he know that I was watching him get head? I wasn't a pervert but surely Sasuke will see it as that? But then my eyes spotted the question sheet inside the pink note book. It was just a report. I sighed. "Moron, I am waiting on your answer."

Play it cool, Naruto. You can say: I was watching the football team and due to fact he has no team or club he decide hanging on the bleacher was best or I could say, I have no club so I decided to chill with Kiba, since he ditch his club day since they were doing absolutely nothing. "I was seeing Aoi suck your dick" I spitted out before I even knew my mouth moving. Oh shit! Fuck! I am dead. Sasuke got startle, his chill positron leaning on the bed rail was broken by his hand slipping into the bed and book falling next to me, his eyes were widen and lips were gaping like a fish out of water. That wasn't what I was expected. I expected a punch or him grabbing the extra pillow near the cabinet and used it against me. "I am sorry!" I shrieked loudly covering my mouth.

"You were watching me get a fucking blow job? What are you a fucking pervert! You're disgusting!" Sasuke accused pulling away from me and gave me a look of disgust. Oh shit! Quickly I grabbed his arm before he went too far for me to grab and I gave him the best puppy dog eyes I can muster with the short timing I had. "Naruto, let go of me!" I shook my head quickly. "Naruto, let go of me before I fucking punch you and beat you until you're just a limp body in bed!" He was angry now. I was used to taunts and I used to his physical and emotional abuse but behind all that I never saw anger in his eyes nor have I seen disgust. So when I actually saw it for the first time, I got scared….no that not right…more like wary…no…that not right either.

"No you won't. If you wanted to beat me, you would've done it already. The moment those words came out my mouth I should've receive a good old fashion Uchiha beating, but you didn't. So you wouldn't do it now…" I was bluffing. I was bullshitting. I was just wasting time, hoping and praying I wouldn't get hit. Because I am going to be honest here, last time I jump Sasuke I was lucky I ended up on top and if Itachi didn't came in, I would have hit him but then he would turn the table and simply kill me. I had energy and I was risk taker, but Sasuke had intelligences and a good ass mother fucking right fist, so obviously Sasuke was going to win no matter how many time I put him underneath me. Ha! That what she said!

"Don't start talking like you know me, Naruto!" Sasuke hissed, ripping his arm away from my sweaty hand but quickly I grabbed his hand and tugged him back. "Naruto, I am nice guy. So I am giving you to the count of five to let go of me, so I can get back to my report and leave. Okay?" He tilted his head slightly, eyeing my worried look. "Do you understand what I am saying?" He broke down every word, like he was talking to a moron, to someone who doesn't know English and doesn't know how to talk. I look up, not with an angry look but with a pain look. I remembered back in middle school how he used to talk to me like that because I never really talked that much and I always stuttered when talking to him. I only stuttered when it came to him was because I was scared of him; the reason I was scared of him was painfully obvious. He was a bully. "1…2…"

"I know you're bisexual, Sasuke, so it's not like I am going to say anything. I am sorry."

"…3…" He wasn't fazed by my statement. With all those encounter with him and his latest boy toy, even if it simple lip locks or simple cheek kiss, I seen them and I know Sasuke knew I have. So I guess he kind of figured I knew he was bisexual. And since, I never mentioned it to anyone…other than Kiba, who already knew, I guess he figured I'll keep my mouth shut no matter what. So my statement lost its value. "…4…"

"Be my boyfriend!" I shrieked out, tightening my grip on him. Well I wanted him as boyfriend for this book anyways, so I guess spitting it out like this wasn't bad. At least my idea was now across. And Sasuke did seem fazed by it. He did stop his counting. He did stop his fighting back. And his dark eyes were staring at me intensely. My heart was pounding very hard, it was getting hard to breath, and maybe I was scared…eh! Maybe not, but heart was pounding so hard; I didn't know the reason behind it. "Sasuke, are you okay?"

"What did you just say, moron?" He sounded like he was in daze and slightly confused. I sigh; at least I didn't get punched.

"I said be my boyfriend!" Maybe I don't need to use his book against him. Woo! Maybe Sasuke will agree? Or maybe Sasuke felt guilty for everything he said and done and this is him paying me back? I don't need him to have feeling for me, so that would have been fine with me. All I need is do basic relationship crap and I am good! Sasuke stared at me for the longest, his eyes traveling down my body and then focused on my face, then my eyes, then rolled his eyes. That wasn't supposed to happen! That better be a good eye roll! If there is a kind! "What?"

"I don't want to be your boyfriend," Sasuke responded with a dead tone, his eyes focused on me, and a 'I am bored with this topic' look written all over his face. Ouch! Okay! I take it all back! He is a douche! He an abuse, emotionless bully, who should just go and die! "Honestly, Naruto, why would I go out with you, of all people? Come on! I can get anyone. You expect me to stay with you? As if. Plus, I bet you're lying. You don't like me and you don't want me to be your boyfriend, so cut that crap out. And let go of my hand and let me do my report." I blinked once then twice then a third time before letting his head go. Okay, here goes nothing…

"It's a shame; you wouldn't be able to write down this confession and rejection, since your tell-all book has gone missing, right Uchiha?" I smiled happily at Sasuke, Sasuke eyes widen slightly before he chuckle dryly. "Knowing you, it probably goes around the line of…Naruto Uzumaki – February 2: Ended up in the nurses with him and he said he wanted to be my boyfriend = Rejected all the way! He is too ugly and too stupid for anyone to even date him! Caught me getting head, probably isn't even good at doing that, now that I think about it. He loud and weird! Rejection was the best thing I did with this moron. Forget me shoving his head in a used toilet, I bet this hurt more because…"

"Shut up!" Sasuke screamed in my face. Did I hit a nerve? Shit! I sound psychotic! Ha! I like it. I grinned foxily like, before extending my hand out and patting Sasuke's hair which he responded by slapping it off. "Where is my book?" I shrugged. "Naruto, I am not playing with you! I want my book back!"

"And I want you as my boyfriend, so I guess we are both in a losing side!" I yelled back, making Sasuke angry push a medicine box beside him to the ground, different color pill scatter on the floor, green to red to blue to orange caught my eyes. Woo! Orange! Sasuke grabbed on to the rail next to me and tight his grip, his breathing being uneven and angry, his dark eyes glowing with unseen emotion, but not anger. He wasn't angry. "Why don't you want to be my boyfriend? I can be a good boyfriend. I can bring you ramen for lunch every day. I can inflate your ego even more every day. I can hug you all day and I can kiss you…sometimes. We won't do it in public. You don't have to be faithful either. I know you like sex and shit…I am still new…but you know. We can go on date and I pay attention to your Emo stories! What is not to like about me?"

"How about you're not gay or even bisexual?"

"I am so bisexual, bisexual people get jealous!" I protested, holding my back bag to my chest, making sure that Sasuke wouldn't even touch the bag knowing if he did; Paco will be in the open. Sasuke crossed his arms as well and rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, of course you're bisexual. That why every time I take a peek at your penis in the male locker room, I find you cupping your cock refusing anyone to even take a glimpse. Yeah, if that's not bisexual, gay, or even yaoi, I don't know what is!" Sasuke responded. He peeks at me? What?

"You peek at my penis? Are you trying to tell me something Sasuke?" I gloated happily; smile once again on my face once I saw that comment made Sasuke actually turn red! Oh my god! I made him blush. Sasuke took a deep breath. "Ha, you like my penis!" I taunted, pointing my index finger at Sasuke, then stick my tongue out happily.

"I am just saying!" Sasuke yelled loudly trying to cover my laughter, but it was hard because when I laugh, I laugh, loud. No matter the situation or whom I am laughing with or at. "Look, Naruto, it's flattering that you want me to be your boyfriend. But you don't like me. And I don't like you. We hate each other. You hate me since middle school. I hate you…well I cannot pin point a time, but I do. Even if I do go out with you, it just ends up being a waste of time for the both of us. And one of us is going to get hurt, I can assure you it won't be me." I sigh loudly. Guess this is how rejection feels. "Plus, you think you know me, but you only know half of me. I will admit you know me more than everyone else in this school, but you don't know me enough to say you want to be my boyfriend." I blinked again. What don't I know? He a bisexual teen, who plays the perfect student, has a brother who known all around Konoha? What don't I know? "I am sorry, Naruto. Now can you please give me my book…?"

"You are hurting my feelings…" Last attempt, I swear. If I couldn't convenience him with a confession or black mail, maybe I can conveniences him with guilt.

"What do you want me to do about it? Where the hell is my book?"

"He is name is Paco…"

"What?"

"Your book, I named it Paco" I answer deflated. Sasuke stared at me confusedly, his eyes glowing with confusion, and he stood there like he was out of place. After my statement, he probably was. Now, that I think of it, Kiba was right! Wow! Shit happens, I suppose. "Sasuke, I know you don't want me as your boyfriend but…can you please…hold my hand…at least?" He stared at me with a while, confused at my random request. But then it hit me…it hit me…in a whiney Kiba's voice.

"You are using the book, wrong! Use it right! Moron!"

How am I using the book wrong?

"Hold your hand? Why should I?" I slowly crawled to the end of the bed and sling my backpack on one shoulder and held out my hand once I was in front of Sasuke. He stared at me, I stared back, but the different between our look was, my eyes were close to tears, I could feel the wetness and Sasuke eyes were hard trying to find the lies in my eyes. But for some reason, I knew I was lying, but it didn't feel like it…I really actually wanted to hold his hand…for some weird reason. So now my lies has transformed into the truth, a truth I didn't knew I wanted or even existed. "Naruto, what are you playing at?" I shrugged again. My hand still extended out waiting for Sasuke's hand. Sasuke stared at my hand as he whispered, "You idiot."

Then I felt his warm hand grabbed on to mine, he then grabbed my other hand, and then lowered it down. The whole time, my blue eyes followed our hand movement, his warm fingers intertwined with my cold one, it made my whole feel warm and made my heart beat somewhat fast, not as fast as before but it was still noticeable. The tears in my eyes dried up and when I slowly raise my head up to stare at Sasuke, he already was staring at me, with judgmental eyes. Not the kind of things, I wanted to see or wanted to right about, but it was there, so I just smiled at him the best I could and tighten my grip on him, enjoying the heat he gave out, and then closed my eyes hearing Kiba's voice once more guide me.

Lean in to kiss his cheek man! Then when you are done, run like hell! Run, don't give up the book. That your only way to be close to him! Your only way to get him!

I smiled gently, going on the tip of my toes, letting my lips and going for it, I am going to kiss his cheeks. It just a simple move, but I learn some much just by the simple fact of getting ready; its nerve racking, it enchanting, it's….where is his cheek? I open my eyes to find Sasuke's face a few inches away from mine, but hands still there. I gave him a confuse look and he returned it. Okay, I ask for hand holding not more…but…it's like I had to? Oh my god! I am gay! No! No! No! I am not! I am straight. Oh shit, now I am fighting with myself. Slowly, I felt his warm finger pull away from me and instantly my body turned cold but my heart keep pounding, it was slowing down…and…wait…its normal now. My heart pounding is normal. I am normal. Sasuke pulled away nervously. We are normal.

"I am sorry…" I whispered slowly, before rushing pass Sasuke, out of the room, and pass Nurse Shizune. Wow! Damn. The feel was weird but it was amazing nevertheless. I smiled slightly finally happy, that I could introduce Kaede now. I can finally start with the romances. Skipping now, I realized, Kiba's voice was right, I was using the book all wrong, I was using the book as the hook but now I had to use the secret inside the book as my hook that is the blackmail because no one will like to be known as the slut who gave Sasuke a titty fuck under the bleacher, or the whore that gave head to Sasuke under the bleacher. Not to mention Sasuke will be hated and his image will be ruin. Yeah, I used the book all wrong. But now I know what to do.

I will make Sasuke be my boyfriend or at least make Sasuke act like one.

Yeah, that my plan. Now where do I hide from Sasuke?

"Naruto, where the fuck did you went? I need my book!" Yep! I need a hiding spot! Ha! "I'll get you back, Uzumaki! I swear to my dead father!"