Beavis and Butthead Visit Jurassic Park

Chapter 3

By Shadowgate

Upon realizing there was no university and the fact it occurred to them there were no paper awarded scholarships Beavis and Butthead were pissed off.

Butthead asked Beavis "when was the last time in high school we scored an A on a quiz or test?"

Beavis laughed and said "us making A's oh sure buttfucker!"

Butthead said "my name is Butthead you stupid faggot."

They heard a big howl come from behind the trees.

Soon they saw a brontosaurus and Beavis said "hooray we get to see dinosaurs!"

Butthead just gave Beavis a dirty look. Beavis asked him what his problem was and Butthead explained "I have two problems. One I found out dinosaurs were extinct and never created by man, nor did man have any plans to invent them. Oh and two if we're on this fucking island how do you know our nightmare of a t-rex eating us won't come true?"

Beavis answered "all we have to do is get back to the fucking United States of America."

Butthead said "okay while you're right about that shithead tell me how exactly will we do it?"

Beavis said "ahh"

Then Beavis went on to say "ahh."

After that Beavis said "ahh."

Butthead finally responded "Goddamn it Beavis you're hopeless."

Beavis said "hey look there's a flying dinosaur."

Butthead chimed in "it's a taradactal you moron."

Beavis said "cool what if we could ride one back to the USA?"

Butthead said "I don't think a taradactal is a flying taxi you moron."

Beavis asked "Butthead were you suspicious of Sargent Buzzcut's plan to give us fake scholarships to begin with?"

Butthead answered "I'm always suspicious of anything that dipshit does."

Beavis said "oh okay."

Beavis looked over yonder and saw a shack with supplies.

Beavis said "hey Butthead look they have supplies in that shack."

When they went to the shack they found it was abandoned. They found a nice motorboat with the keys available. They took off. It took them 10 hours to get home but when they got home they turned on the television.

They saw a video for Manowar's The Fight for Freedom.

Beavis said "yes we're back in the land of the free, the USA!"

The End