Hi everyone! I finally polished chapter 3! Thanks for your reviews! I totally appreciate it! I just have to share, my loving friends are one of my greatest inspiration. Imagine Hisuka's sister almost choked me to death after reading chapter 2. She said, "How dare you stop to where Kamui showed up?" She's addicted to Kamui. She's even willing to sell her own brother for Kamui (some sisters, eh?). And please congratulate me for being able to eat my heavenly chocolates! PLEASE ENJOY THIS CHAPTER AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED EATING HERSHEY'S KISSES WITH ALMONDS.


I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA AND NEVER WILL... EVER...


Chapter 3

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One boring day, Kamui passed by a crowded place full of evil thoughts. It didn't took long, the place became bloody...

"Captain, why do we have to go kill those weaklings?" the underling asked rolling his eyes

"Because their faces irritated me!" Kamui said with a smile. He faced his underling who's not satisfied with his answer then faced the road then continued walking. He saw a bunch of people gathering around. There seems to have a commotion going on. The young Yato was so curious so he went closer. He saw a bald man's back who is destroying the poor innocent people's weak body. The young Yato had a smile on his face. He was excited. He wanted to join. It looks fun bashing some random person's face. Their naturally ugly anyway. He was about to get closer when he saw the baldy's face. "Shit! Papi!" is all he could think of. "This is not funny! why now? Now that I'm not yet ready to face him. why?" He turned around disappointed and looked for his companions. He saw Abuto who is obviously looking for him.

"And where have you been?" Abuto asked his captain

"I watched my father bully some innocent passer-by" he answered. "It sure looks fun!"

Abuto just let a sigh out. The young captain saw Abuto holding (crumpled) a piece of paper.

"what's that?" he asked.

"Well, I was walking, minding my own business when an old man bashed this on my face. I believe he's your father." Abuto answered still holding the piece of paper. "Good thing he didn't know it was me". He looked at his captain.

Kamui just gave him his sweet smile. (I find Kamui's smile super cute!), anyways.. back to the story... "Uhhhmmm..." Abuto held the paper tight. "About your sister.."

"I don't care." Kamui answered with a straight face.

"I think she likes someone" Abuto said with concern.

"really? the samurai?.." facing the road while walking. He meant Gintoki.

"No.. It's someone else.." Abuto said while handing Kamui the piece of paper. The captain looked at him. He looked serious so Kamui took the piece of paper from Abuto.

"You crumpled it real good" he said while opening the piece of paper. (poor paper)

"sorry" is all Abuto has to say.

Kamui successfully opened the paper without ripping it into pieces (paper, poor poor paper). He is now reading it. while reading the content of the so called-paper, his eyes widen. (yes people, it was Kagura's letter for her dad) His hands were shaking uncontrollably. His eyes darkened. Abuto could swear he could see a very very very dark place with flames of fury behind Kamui. He sure is mad. Kamui literally made the poor paper suffer before shooting it with his umbrella. His face really looked different this time. Kamui faced his underling and said...

"Let's visit my baby sister." He said with a face that says I-want-to-kill-the-bastard-who-polluted-my-sister's-innocence. "what do you think?" Kamui added looking like say-no-and-die.

Abuto wanted to say NO but he knew that's not possible. Kamui sure is mad. His anger is surely shown. They went to their ship (a space ship). Kamui informed everyone that Abuto and himself are going to earth for some business. No one dared to ask because Kamui really looked like he wanted to kill anyone who tries to stop or even tries to delay him.

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Kamui watched Kagura as she quarreled with the irresponsible samurai bastard known as Sakata Gintoki from a house across the street. He wanted to pound Gintoki's ass for letting his beloved sister's innocence be crushed by some sadist but Abuto managed to calm him down.

As Kagura and (bastard) Gin's quarrel heated up, Kamui spotted a good-looking young man came inside Gin's so-called house. "Hmmm... Who's this bastard?".He wanted to know who the young bastard is since he never saw this young man who is now fighting with his sister. "Curse him good sis!" He cheered. Then Kagura hugged Gintoki. Kamui wanted Gin's head even more! The nerve of that bastard! He saw the young man's reaction. Kamui is 100% sure that the man was upset. He was burning with anger. It seems like he wanted Gin's head as much as Kamui. Then it hit Kamui. "It's you, right? The bastard who polluted my sister's innocence." . He wanted to attack the young bastard but then he spotted a very familiar person standing like a mad dog infront of the door. "Papi! So you wanted to punish them too, huh?". He wanted to know what would his father do. He just watched closely. He could clearly see how mad his bald-good-for-nothing-father is. His father looked like he's nagging. Then at Kamui's surprise, the young man stood up and said something. The old-Yato looked like he's ready to slaughter the young man "This bastard got some balls to provoke Papi this way.. Interesting!" . Kamui is sure. This good-looking bastard is the one! A-must-die-bastard. He watch how the young man provoked his father. Kamui watched as his old-man attacked the human and was thrown to the street. Kamui and Abuto managed to go to the roof top without being noticed by any living thing. He looked at the young human who's lying on the street. He was amazed for the young man managed to protect himself somehow. "This man is not a normal human.". Kamui can't hide his smile. Abuto saw it. He wanted to run but he knows he can't. What would Kamui do if he's not there to stop his captain, Kamui. He can't imagine what kind of damage his captain is capable of giving to this place and to the people. The baldy looked unsatisfied and still wanting to kick some ass. They watched as the young human fought with a Yato. And not just a Yato, but the most respected and feared Yato!

"What the f*** is wrong with the baldy? Why give that f****** brat a chance? KILL HIM NOW!". Then to Kamui's dismay, his baby sister helped the young man. Then Kagura and the young man started to fight. What the hell is happening?". They were almost fair until Kagura showed the young man the reason why men shouldn't mess with girls. Yes, Kagura bashed his d*** real hard. Kamui laughed his ass out! "CLASSIC! I knew she's bad-ass but this is ridiculous! Go baby sis! Oni-chan is so proud of you!". He was having fun watching till they stopped fighting. The atmosphere that was in heat a while a go became awkward and full of shit! Specially when he saw his good-for-nothing father fell on his knees. Looking so god damn defeated! "I wanna kick this baldy's ass for kneeling down before a human!" His father stood up and spoke. Kamui was too far from them for him to hear the conversation. Then the god damn irresponsible samurai and the weak megane joined Kagura and the others. He became curious . Kamui wanted to kill the young man who looked like he's so confident he'll win Kagura without sweat. "Since I'm getting bored, say Abuto, let's show these motherf****** what fun really means". He then stood up but then the roof was not well made. The roof was to weak for someone like him. Funny as it seems but yes, the captain fell from the roof in the most fashionable way anyone can think of. He used his umbrella to destroy the road made out of asphalt. He managed to have an awesome and dramatic entrance. Smoke everywhere. When the smoke lessen, he spotted his father and the others. His blood boiled when he saw the man touching his baby sister. "Who the hell gave this fu****** ass**** the right to protect my sister?".

"It hurts to know you didn't told me about this little sister" Kamui said with a smile.

"KAMUI!" Gintoki murmured

"I didn't expect to be replaced this easily. I'm disappointed" he said smiling but his aura is saying "I am here to kill you all"


And there you have it! I know, I know... It's short... I had to stop here... and I am so sorry if it took me one million years to post this. I got hospitalized. Of course it's not because of lack of chocolates.. hehehe... and not because of my dear friends who tries their very hard to torture me everytime they wanna read some more. I ate something I am allergic to... so sad... anyways I am fine now... I'll upload the next chapter... SOON... VERY SOON...

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