A/N: This is short a short random idea I had, but I thought it was kinda funny. Enjoy!

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(Dark Dreams 2, kinda referring to the first part of the 8th chapter)

"Prince," Kaida said, approaching him, "There's something I need to tell you."

"What is it?" he asked.

"I'm afraid it's bad news…" She said grimacing.

"Bad news? Oh no, what happened?" He asked, taking her by the shoulders, concern all over his face.

"Prince," She took a deep breath, "I'm afraid that I'm…pregnant." She told him.

There was a pause.

"YES!!!" The prince suddenly shouted, but then he froze, smiled nervously, and said, "Er, I mean, oh no, that is very bad, how could this have happened, what are we going to do we can't have a baby?"

"You're not fooling anyone you know." She told him, glaring. "So you are hoping I'm going to get pregnant! Ha!"

"You mean you're not?" He asked.

"Nope." She answered flatly.

"You are the cruelest woman I have ever met." He moaned.

"You know, if this were my world, I would have gotten a completely different reaction…" she muttered…

X3

"Um, I have some bad news." Kaida said.

"Oh no, what is it?" The prince asked.

"I'm pregnant." She answered.

There was a pause.

"YES!!! WO HOOO!!! ALRIGHT!!! I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!!! BOO YA!!! IN YO FACE!!!" He cried skipping around the coffee shop and making a complete and utter idiot of himself.

X3

"O.o Okay, um, that didn't work out too well…" Kaida said.

"Is it so wrong that I want you to have my children!?" The prince demanded, almost crying with disappointment.

"…You need help."

"I need a baby!!!"

"Go adopt one!!!"

"It's not the saaaaaaaame." He sobbed.

"I'll make you a deal prince, you carry it around for 9 months in your stomach for me, and we'll have a baby." She told him.

The prince just looked at her like she was crazy, but she simply shrugged. "You need help." He said.

Kaida glared at him. He whimpered and backed down.

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Rhea: Yeah, poor prince! He's just so much fun to torture! XD