And now for a list of imaginary MCSM bloopers. Watch our favorite characters botch stunts, screw up their lines, and goof around between scene shoots. Imagine Jesse as whichever Jesse you prefer.
Inspired by a MCSM Wikia blog post.
Imagine each "BEEP" as a transition from one blooper scene to the next.
EPISODE 1
(Prologue opens to show a starry sky)
Narrator: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away—oops, wrong story.
Director: CUT!
BEEP
(Prologue opens to show a starry sky)
Narrator: Space. The final frontier—
Director: NO. Wrong story again.
Narrator: Oh, darn it.
BEEP
(Prologue opens to show a starry sky)
Narrator: To boldly go where no man has gone before—
Director: *sigh*
Narrator: I'll get it right eventually.
Director: CUT.
BEEP
Narrator: In the end, the Order of the Stone emerged victorious, and the dragon was defeated. Except that they actually didn't because they cheated, but Jesse isn't going to find that out until episode 4.
Director: CUT!
BEEP
Olivia: Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies or ten chicken-sized zombies?
Jesse: ?
Olivia: I messed up my line, didn't I?
BEEP
Jesse: Give me a dragon roar, Reuben!
Reuben: (burps)
Jesse: ...Uh, close enough.
BEEP
Olivia: Let's just get to our booth.
Axel: (attempts to fit through the fence gate) Oof! Augh! (Gets stuck)
Olivia: What's the holdup?
Axel: I'm stuck.
Olivia: Stuck?
Axel: Stuck.
Jesse: (Facepalms)
BEEP
Gabriel: Yes, you. What question do you have for the mighty Gabriel?
Jesse: Uh...Um…
Gabriel: …?
Jesse: I forgot my line!
Director: Cut.
BEEP
EPISODE 2
Magnus: Holy snack burglars! Is that your Witherstorm?
Jesse: (breaks character) (Starts laughing)
Director: Cut! Jesse, stop giggling at that line.
Jesse: I can't! I just can't take that line seriously! "Holy snack burglars…" (giggles) Who writes this script, anyway?
Magnus: (groans) Oh, for the love of...We've had to do twenty takes already! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!
Guy with the clapper: (Sigh) Take twenty-two…
Guy with the clapper: Take twenty-four…
(Camera starts rolling)
Magnus: Holy snack burglars! Is that your Witherstorm?
Jesse: (Doesn't laugh)
Director: (looks hopeful; maybe this scene will go okay this time)
Witherstorm: RAWR! RAAA— (Animatronic malfunctions) (Tentacles and heads spazz out)
Special effects supervisor: Stop the camera! We have a technical difficulty!
Director: (Facepalm) You've got to be joking.
Special effects supervisor: I knew we should have used CGI.
BEEP
Ellegaard: I can practically taste the command block. And it tastes like apple strawberry!
Olivia: Huh?
Ellegaard: I mean, um, victory! That was the line. Victory.
Director: Cut!
BEEP
EPISODE 3
Jesse: Someone say something.
Lukas: Hamburger?
Olivia: Donkey?
Petra: Panama.
Axel: Floor.
Director: Cut! Petra!
Petra: What?
Director: Your line is "Pants," not "Panama."
Petra: Oh. Oops.
BEEP
Lukas: (secretly checks his phone while a scene is being filmed)
Director: I can see you!
Lukas: Aw, man! (stuffs phone in pocket)
BEEP
(As the team is entering the Wool World)
Jesse: Uhp! (Trips and falls down the hill)
Axel: Huh? (Checks script) I thought I was supposed to trip.
Jesse: Do another take! I tripped!
BEEP
Ellegaard: ("dying") You have to help them. All of them.
Jesse: (wrong line)
Olivia: (facepalm)
Axel: Like, wow. Way to spoil the moment.
BEEP
EPISODE 4
Axel: (Giggling)
Olivia: What's so funny?
Axel: I undid the strap for the saddle on Lukas's horse.
(Later)
Lukas: You take Petra, I'll take Gabriel! (Tries to mount horse) (Saddle slips) (Falls off) Waugh!
Axel: (Rides past, guffawing)
Lukas: AXEL!
BEEP
Lukas: (Leaves the cave to go look for his friends. Gets on his horse.)
Jesse: Bye.
(His horse rears. The saddle slips. Lukas falls out of the saddle.)
Lukas: Whoa! Oof!
(Offscreen, Axel laughs)
Lukas: AXEL!
BEEP
Olivia: I'm glad he [Lukas] came along. He's smart.
Jesse: And...he has excellent hair.
Olivia: He does have good hair, doesn't he?
Lukas: I can hear every word you're saying.
Jesse and Olivia: (Blush)
BEEP
EPISODE 5
Aiden: (Talking on his phone between scenes) I think you should get her the sweet pea for her birthday. ...No, we got her the French vanilla last year and she didn't like it, remember? ...Uh-huh...Right...Yeah, we can do that. That's a good idea. Oh, and while you're there, can you pick up a couple boxes of tissues for me? I'm all out. ...Okay, thanks. Yep, love you too. Goodbye. (Hangs up)
Cameraman: (laughs)
Aiden: (Notices camera) Hey! Where you filming that?
Cameraman: Uhh, nope.
Aiden: You were filming that!
Cameraman: Maaaaaybe…
Aiden: Grr…Turn that camera off! (Stomps toward camera)
BEEP
Milo: Wait. Don't be fooled by the Founder's pies.
Jesse: (breaks character) (laughs hysterically)
Petra: (Smirks) Which ones, the cinnamon or the butterscotch?
Milo: Oh, as if you fools don't mess up your lines, too!
BEEP
Lukas: AAAH! (Falls off the edge)
Jesse: LUKAS!
Aiden: (Sparta-kicks Jesse and the Founder off the edge)
Jesse and the Founder: Aaaaah!
Aiden: I'll take it from he—(Steps too far and falls off the edge) Aaaah!
BEEP
EPISODE 6
Torquedawg: (shoves open the door) What the? (Door swings back and smacks him in the face) Ouch!
Jesse: (giggles)
Torquedawg: Oh, and I suppose you'll say I deserved that.
(Inexplicably, the door swings back and hits him again)
Jesse: (giggles even more)
White Pumpkin: Greetings, Adventurers. I am the White Pumpkin. One of you has the...has the...has...I forgot my line. This is...actually very embarrassing.
Director: Cut!
BEEP
Stampy: PANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC
Dan: Stampy! Pull yourself together!
Stampy: PANICPANICPANICPANIC
Cassie: I'm too cute to die!
Stacy: Who was that guy?
Dan: And there's no such thing as white pumpkins. (The cue for Stampy's line)
Stampy: PANICPANICPANICPANIC
Dan: Stampy! You were supposed to stop saying that, like, four lines ago!
Stampy: ...Oh.
BEEP
EPISODE 7
(Between scenes)
Lukas: (offscreen) Guys guys guys! You'll never guess what I found in the Portal Hallway!
Jesse: What did you find?
Lukas: (comes onscreen with "Beta Lukas," the original design from the first trailer) I found alternate dimension me!
Beta Lukas: Howdy. (Tips hat)
Ivor: That's, um, very nice, Lukas.
Petra: Lukas, are you crazy? Put him back in his proper dimension!
Lukas: (whips out his phone) There's something I want to do first.
Beta Lukas: ?
Lukas: (holds his phone out and takes a selfie with Beta Lukas) Cheese!
Ivor: (Facepalms)
Lukas: This is so going on my Snapchat story.
BEEP
Petra: Well, maybe I'm just tired of Jese-EEEE! (voice crack) calling the shots every time!
Jesse: (laughing)
Petra: What? Don't make fun of me!
Jesse: It was a serious line, but the voice crack...Ha ha ha ha!
BEEP
Chipped Lukas: Why keep trying, Jesse? You will only fail. Just as you failed to save Reuben…
Jesse: O_O
Director: Cut! That was brilliant! Great reaction shot, Jesse!
Jesse: (still stunned) O_O
Director: ...Jesse? You in there?
Jesse: ...You didn't tell me he was going to say that! That was NOT OKAY!
Director: Well, I...I just felt that...I'd get a more real reaction if I didn't tell you about that line.
Jesse: NOT OKAY! AAAAAH! (Runs forward and tackles the director)
Director: Augh! Help! Jesse's attacking me! Stop the camera, stop the camera!
BEEP
Chipped Petra: You will fail to defeat me. And Axel, Olivia, and everyone on your homeworld will soon be made useful. Drawing it out like this won't—(Voice cracks. Starts coughing)
Jesse: Are you okay?
Petra: (normal voice) Why do I have to keep talking like this? The robot voice is killing my larynx.
Jesse: It's so people know you've been made useful.
Petra: What, the red eyes aren't a big enough clue? (Stares at Jesse)
Jesse: Well, it's scarier if your voice is distorted…
BEEP
Chipped Lukas: ...And Axel, Olivia, and everyone on your homeworld will soon be made useful. Drawing it out like this won't hurt PAMA, but it might hurt your friend. You'll never make me useful, PAMA. I can guarantee it.
Jesse: …?
Director: Cut! That was Jesse's line!
Lukas: (breaks character) Whoops! Sorry.
BEEP
EPISODE 8
(Between scenes)
Jesse and Petra: Today we've got to/Cast the shadows out from sight/A final stand, a shouting cry/All the wrongs now turn to right/So fight the past, TAKE BACK THE NIIIIIGHT!
Nell: Like, really, dudes? That song is so 4 years ago.
Jesse and Petra: But it's a good song!
BEEP
Jesse: Just give it to me straight, Hadrian. Is Tim even real?
Hadrian: I knew you were a smart one when I saw you. Of course—
Tim: —I'm real. (Walks into view)
Jesse and Hadrian: O_O
Tim: What?
Jesse: (checks script) Well, that's going to change the plot dynamic for this episode.
BEEP
Hadrian: I even have your best friend, Reuben. I've heard all about him.
(Jesse approaches the cage that has supposedly contains Reuben)
Reuben the Usher: 'Sup?
Jesse: % #$*%#!
Hadrian and Usher Reuben: O_O
Usher: Whoa, Jesse, calm down. Take a chill pill. This is, like, a kid's game.
Director: CUT!
BEEP
Jesse: Wasn't that where the Portal Atlas was a minute ago?
Olivia: Yeah, that was definitely there.
Lukas: Guys? Flint and steel are missing, too.
Petra: And...where's Ivor?
Ivor: (laughs) Adventure! Going to go see my beautiful Harper! Ha!
Lukas: (facepalms) Oh, good heavens…
Director: (muffled behind the door) CUT! Ivor, you can't say that. None of the MCSM ships are canon.
Ivor: Not canon...YET!
BEEP
