I awoke in the strangest of places. Duluc, a sign read. "What the heck," I muttered as I sat up. I was in a gift shop. A woman and child, wearing the weirdest of clothes, stared at me from a distance. "Weirdo," the woman muttered under breath as she dragged her son along. From outside: Welcome
to Duloc, such a perfect town

Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line

I walked outside. Five, I'm guessing dancers who don't know how to dress, were there. They looked like china dolls. Litally. Even with the makeup. Mr. Canis was there too, watching them like I was. Dancers: And
we'll get along fine, Duloc is a perfect place

Please keep off of the grass

Shine your shoes, wipe your...***... face

Duloc is, Duloc is

Duloc is a perfect place

From girl dancer 1:

And
here's the man who made it happen

That towering colossus of moxie, Lord Farquaad

!

I suddenly felt something on my head. I looked up to see a riducales looking wig.I pulled it off madly. I whipped around to find something even through my years would say, well, odd. A donkey and an orger?

Lord Farquadd!:Oh,
it's you, what a terrific surprise?

Once upon a time this place was infested

Freaks on every corner, I had them all arrested

Hey, nonny-nonny-nonny-no

If you had a quirk, you didn't pass inspection

We all have our standards but I will have perfection

And so and so

Things are looking up here in Duloc

Lord Faruaard looked in my dirction. I gulped. He looked like a boy doll that has been torutured by a girly-girl.

Dancers:Just
take a look

Lord Faruaard/walking up towards me/ I wanted to hurl/:The
things I'm cooking up here in Duloc

Dancers: He likes to cook!

Lord Faruaard/ grabing my handand trys to kiss it/ I struggle loose/ Canis gets a scowl/:A
model that amazes

A plan with seven phases

I start to run.

Dancers /no.1 chases me/:Bum-bum-bum-bum-bumThings
are looking up here in Duloc

They're looking up

Lord Faruaard:In
Duloc the ladies all look swell

I heard Mr. Canis (and the donkey) snifle a laugh. I looked down. I gasped. Not pretty.

Lord Faruaard:The
men are so dashing

I looked over at Mr. Canis. Boy, did I almost die laughing!

Lord Faruaard/ points fat finger at us both as our clothes go back to normal/:Thanks
to my new dress code

The fashion's never clashing

Hey nonny-nonny-nonny-noThis
castle I had built

Dancers/ Lord Faruaard chases me up something/:(Farquaad,
Farquaad, Farquaad)
Lord Faruaard:Is
taller than the cliff tops

A city like a postcard

Dancer no.3 and 4:(Farquaad,
Farquaad, Farquaad)

(Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad)

Lord Faruaard/ obisly trying to inpress me/ long epic solo:Yes,
things are

(Things are looking up)

Looking up

(Things are looking up)

Here in Duloc

Hey, let's hear it for those Duloc dancers

Aren't they terrific? Yeah

Come on

Boys

Dancers: The
upshot is enormous when you can shout

Conform us!

There's no sign of slowing

We're growing, we're growing

Look, he's growing and growing and growing

Look at him grow

Things are looking up here

We practiced this part both forward and back

We make one mistake and we get the rack

Things I'm cooking up here

He taught us to dance with razzamatazz

He's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz

Lord Faduaard and Dancers:

My hard work and my rigor
Have made me so much bigger

Things are looking up
Things are looking up
Things are looking up here in Duloc
Here in Duloc, up, up, up, up, up

Tah dah!

The orger walked up to Lord Farquaard. "You there!" he yelled. Lord Farquaard yelped. "You're Lord Farquaard?!" Lord Farquaard curled his long hair with his finger. "Maybe." "You dumped all those nutfreak fairy-tale creatures on my swamp!" "Your swap? Ohhhhhh, this is good." "Am I missing something?" the donkey asked. "What do you mean, good?" "You go do this small favor for me, and I'll give you your little swamp back just like it was." "Down to the last toadstoal?" "Down to the last toadthingeee." Mr. Canis walked up to them. He had on the only expression I've ever seen him with. A scowl. "What in the world is going on here?" "This, um, thing is going to go get my soon to be married wife!"