The Missing Ingrediant
by: Ai Mori
Ai: The disclaimer from the last chapter got mad because I stole his line SO I hired a new one!
New Disclaimer: Ai Mori does not own Fullmetal Alchemist or defibrilators. But she does own Bob the squirrel.
Ai: Oh yeah and if anyone is out of character, sorry I hope you don't get offended because I would probably realize it and I'm a big FMA fan so I'm not making fun of it in any way. (except maybe roy, but thats a different story I haven't posted) And also sorry if this isn't all up to date, it's not going to be perfect.
Chapter 3
Ai's POV
So everyone was talking about where to go next in our search for the philosophers stone when...some doctor guy comes out of nowhere that just happens to have a defibrilator and ZAPS Bob back to life! (A/N: Yay Bob!)
"IM ALIVE!" says Bob.
"Ooo, it's that talking squirrel again." said Ayase.
"Cool, wanna join our group?" I said.
"WHAT? We can't take a freaking squirrel with us!" said Ed.
"Too bad, Bob...welcome to the group!" I said.
Just then...the freaky leprachaun with a machine gun appears! "Must...kill...Bob..."
"NOOOOO! Foolish leprachaun! Beware of my aweome ninja powers!" I said karate chopping the leprachaun in half. Then I took the leprachauns pot of gold and ran off in the other direction. "Hahahahaha! I'm filthy, stupid, stinking rich!"
"Uhhh...Where are you going?" asked Ed.
"Oh..right..hehe" I said walking back.
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Ok, so Ayase, Ed, Al, Bob and me were all skipping merrily through the streets having no idea where the heck we were or where the heck we were going. We stopped at an alley.
"Oooo, look an alley. Let's all stare at it like complete morons!" I said staring at it like a complete moron.
"Yeah..you keep doing that.." said Ayase.
"Heh heh heh heh" came a random voice from the alley. Three people stepped out. (A/N: I'm too lazy to describe so think: Lust, Envy and Gluttony)
"Hi wierd people who I've never met before!" I said.
"..."
"It's time to fight Fullmetal Pipsqueak" said Envy.
"Awww, why do we have to fight THIS time..." Ed replied.
"Ummm...I...don't know...I mean your here...and we're here and...AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT?"
"Yeah, I guess" Al said.
"Now now, violence is WRONG!" I said
"OH SHUTUP" said Envy
"NO YOU SHUTUP" I said
"NO YOU!" said Envy. This went on for a very long time until...
"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH SHUTUP" said Lust.
"Ooo, can I eat them Lust?" asked Gluttony.
"OH NO!" I screamed really loud making everyone look at me even though the idiots had no idea that there was 3 homunculi trying to kill us.
"What is it?" said Ed, Al, and Ayase said simultaneously. (A/N: woah, that word is huge hahaha)
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!" I screamed even louder if it was even possible. "I miss the cheese!"
"..."
'I bet I know how to get rid of these wierd homunculi...' I thought. So I walked up to them and screamed "THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
"Uhh..what are you doing" said lust.
'Oh crud...that didn't work'. "RUN!" I screamed. We started running but realized that we left Bob back there! I turned around and saw Envy get ticked off and punch the ground..RIGHT WHERE BOB WAS!
"Oh my god, you killed Bob!" I said
"You dorkwad!" said Ayase.
So I ran screaming towards where they were, picked up Bob and ran. Will we find the philosophers stone? Will we return all the cheese to the world? Will we find a way to bring Bob back again? And most importantly...WILL I EVER STOP TALKING LIKE THIS? Find out in chapter 4!
