Google translate says Momonga is translated to flying squirrel.

Since there is no function to cross out words – they are underlined and italic

Underline + Italic writing = saying something very fast and not meant to be seen or heard


Candle-wax-kun's worth

"Ufu… Many kills. Much cries. Very reminiscing. Wow."

"Mio-s… Mio-sam… Mio-sama."

"Hm? Ah!"

I snapped out of my nice and dreamy memory, and came to my senses. My hands and Scissor-chan were drenched in clear viscous fluid. Hastily, I rolled out of bed and threw my hands out of vision behind my back. Scissor-chan was placed back into my secondary weapon slot.

I moved into a dignified and upright composure to answer the old priest.

"Ahem. I was testing secret holy water! Te-he."

God. Fk'n. Damit. The best I can come up with is secret holy water? At best, I probably looked like I was 420 blazing it.

"Goodness! Even your saliva makes strong poison for demons. Your enthusiasm and abilities to do God's work stuns me. Thank you for working your hardest for those who have sinned. Surely, one day, as God's messenger, you will lead those with sin into salvation."

I do not understand what happened, but he bought it! Ah… please do not start rambling about Six Gods again.

"From the Old Testament left by the Six Gods I quote "The man who knows not of sales days will be left unsatisfied of fap material. Fap refers to essence and material refers to goods. Thus, it means it is up to us, the humans and angels, to return us to the prosperous and glorious days where…"

Damn. There the priest goes. His verbal diarrhoea is not going to end soon.

For the record, my primary weapon is Whip-Whip-tan. I have only used Whip-Whip-tan on senpai twice in Yggdrasil when I player-killed him. He died too quickly to the blunt damage for me to enjoy.He had no time to taste the terror befalling him. No. Whip-Whip-tan was an ineffective means of education. I will reiterate again, it is for senpai's education to understand that I am much better than Yggdrasil.

"…In this day and age, where the influence of monsters and demi-humans are mounting on top of humans, there is a wise saying from the Gods. Yes. As long as there are plentiful breasts, and as long as there are bountiful bottoms, it does not matter. Meaning! If we put the vigour of our beating hearts together and congregate in holy sittings, evil will never take hold. Open men will know flat is justice! Yes! The flatness of the plains where we build our stronghold is determined for human superio…"

I am beginning to think I should punch the priest for all the women out there.

Oh Dear. It is going to be quite some time before he comes to a stop when he goes on about his Six Gods and teachings. Honestly, I think I should break him the truth about his Gods being previously Yggdrasil players.

Unfortunately, the previous attending priest I told the truth to really did break down. Mentally. So, then I had to tie him up in the reverse prayer position to prevent him from running away.

From one thing to another, I ended up to breaking him physically. Candle-wax-kun, Scissor-chan and I should've had some good experiments on this human of the new world. Should've, could've but didn't!

First, I used the flames from Candle-wax-kun for sterilising Scissor-chan. Scissor-chan was going to be used for dissecting, while Candle-wax-kun was going to be used for sealing blood vessels. Stopping excessive bleeding by closing off blood vessels is just as important. Otherwise, people just do not last long enough in the tortu… science procedure.

Before I began, I first wanted see if the mechanism and time of wound healing remained similar to our world. This was to make sure I used the correct techniques so for maximum suffering. This was to maximise the experimental results. The slow damage over time from Candle-wax-kun's wax should have provided me with enough time to prepare healing spells.

However! Just one drip of wax from Candle-wax-kun made the priest burst into flames. The incineration left nothing behind but specks of dust. Are humans in this world that weak? Or, is it because my Yggdrasil stats made the effects absurdly strong? How frustrating. I did not even get the chance relieve myself with Scissor-chan. Needless to say that the experiment was a failure. However, candle-wax-kun is quite useful for disposing bodies.

Eh? It was by chance that he broke mentally! I swear I did not activate Corroding Voice. It's not like I wanted to continue enjoy breaking him or anything, okay!? He was going to spread about me being an Evil God heretic. The only person I enjoy brea… no… the only person I only do my best for is senpai! Even if you do break, I will lovingly and tenderly look after your body forever and ever. Uuehehehehe.

Speaking of breaking…

Due to the popularity of heteromorphic race hunting, lots of Yggdrasil players started strategizing carefully on where they adventured to and grinded. Players were beginning to seek information, and started using strategical stealth spells and abilities, rather than pure firepower against monster mobs. The system of peace broke. Desire for revenge and unsettled grudges sometimes led to all out guild wars for months. Those who desired economical might fought for controlled over trading fortresses and cities, despite being in hard to defend locations.

During the peak times of heteromorphic hunting, information selling on heteromorphic player's locations earned quite the sum of gold. I simply sold out senpai's locations over and over again. Did you forget that I am a ranger who is skilled at tracking? Sometimes he died and sometimes he escaped. Most times, he did not escape without sacrifice though.

Location information was worth ten gold at minimum and thirty gold at maximum. Senpai became a most wanted so he was worth one-hundred gold at the end. I got… let's see… one zero, two zeros, three zeros… six zeros. Just from selling out senpai's locations, I gathered around a million gold pieces.

On the other hand, players who came buying information became increasingly useless. Instead of the hunters killing, the hunters became experience and item food for senpai. No. Senpai became stronger and started dealing with them. As expected of senpai.

"Mio-sama. Yes. Time to meet the paladins and deliver your God message from God."

Urgh… Just hearing the word paladin fills my head of unpleasant memories. I already hate this priest, and now I have to go see paladins.

"Sure. Let's go…" I smiled, but the edges of my mouth twitched by trying to hide my dark emotion of anger.

In the final stages of my plan, I sold information to another party on senpai's location as usual. While he is cornered like a little squirrel by the party, I would come in and save him! I would be a shining light in his dark Yggdrasil days. There is no way he would recognise me as his previous player-killer, because of all these perfect disguising cash items.

A perfect plan to get senpai to notice me.

Or, so I thought…

Onii-chan has the worst timing ever! Onii-chan jumped in and saved senpai when it was not even time.

Kuu! How upsetting. Was it intentional? It had to be intentional. He must have caught onto my plans to drag senpai into the pits of hell with me. All because of stupid onii-chan everything became so troublesome. Senpai becoming stronger, senpai getting items, senpai becoming guild leader was so annoying to deal with.

Anyways, onii-chan is not here anymore, ever since I pulled some strings with his wife. I have all the free time in the world. I will make sure these paladins crumble to my will.