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Chapter 3: Ow!
Tobias
"Guys, holy crap! Where'd Rachel go? She was just here a minute ago!" "She just vanished down that well!" Marco stated. "We must follow her" Ax stated calmly. Then, totally without thinking I just nose dived right down into the well after her. Expecting pain when I saw the ground come up at me, I closed my eyes. But instead of getting the much expected concussion, I felt myself flying upward into a clearing. Wait, a clearing? Was that there before? I asked myself truly hoping I'd gotten my concussion. Instead of seeing familiar trees and plants, I saw a large clearing and a group of odd looking asian people around 20 yards away. It consisted of a normal looking teenaged girl wearing what looked like a sailor uniform. There was also 2 people who both looked about 20, the guy was wearing robes of black and blue and a funky looking glove thing and he reminded me of the monks in Japan and China. Y'know the dudes with the funny looking robes, sandals, earrings, and wierd hairstyles. The girl was wearing a sort of wierd looking leotard. There was also a giant cat thing with way too many tails and a kid around 7 with fox ears and a tail.
I kept looking around till I saw something familiar, and I did. I found Rachel glaring at a young guy around our age with a gigantic sword.I came out of the well in time to hear Rachel say "oh yeah? You think you're so tough? Why don't we settle this right here, right now, dog boy!" "Rachel, I don't think thats the best idea! What the hell do you think you're doing? That sword is like 5 ft. long!" I said in thought speak. She answered "yeah, but that thing has to weigh like 100 lbs at least, theres no way he can swing it fast enough to take me! Besides, what else am I supposed to do, sit around and let him question me like I have to answer? No way in hell! I'm not going to lay down and take this from some retarded humaioid I just met, Tobias!" There was obviously no way to stop her from practically committing suicide, at least not from what I saw as my options. "What the..." I could hear Marco say. He and Ax apparently had decided to follow us through the well after like 5 minutes. You'd think they'd be safer than that and just go and get Jake and Cassie.
"Tobias, my genetic time clock is telling me that we are no longer in earth's year 2005, but much much earlier. And from the looks of the vegitation and wildlife, I would say that we are also no longer in earth's country called America, but in the country of Japan. I believe that is in the continent of Asia." I could see Marco's eyes bugging out. "Dude, JAPAN? How the hell did we get here? RACHEL! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! Once again, you have managed to land us in trouble! How are we gonna get outa here? Not that I care or anything but I have a math test tomorrow!" Before I could answer, Ax answered that question too. "The open cube shaped object that we jumped into must have been a portal into a different demension where it is in a different country and time zone, not much different from when we were taken back to the time of creature called 'dinosaurs.' " We all just stared.
(Guys, if you've done your homework and read the books, you'd know about this. Sorry if I've spoiled it)
"Alright, let me get this straight, Rachel jumps into a well after her earring. We go after her like the morons we are, and now we end up in ancient Japan or something with nothing to help us get back home because ironicly enough, Jake and Cassie are on a date and aren't expecting us to be in the woods, but at the mall?" We all nodded. "OK. I see what this is. We all jumped into a well head-first and got knocked unconcious and we're all having dreams or hiluciacions or something" Marco replied. I looked at the odd people. The guy with the sword had on a weird red outfit, white hair, yellow eyes, no shoes, fangs, and... dog ears? What was going on here? "Guys, if you're done argueing, I'd like to beat this big bitch up." Rachel yelled back at us. (Bitch, get it? Inuyasha's half 'dog' demon? LOL, anyway, over the years and missions, Rachel has developed a bit of a potty mouth.) "What do you mean 'big bitch?' I'm a guy! And you're calling me a retard? Ha! You're the one who's being a bitch, bitch!" the teenaged guy yelled at her. "That's it!" Rachel screamed as she charged. The teenaged guy did the same, and as he ran he held his sword ready to swing. But just before they reached each other... "SIT BOY"
After the smoke cleared we saw what hapened and it was not what we expected. The dog guy, obeying the command like a dog, was face down eating dirt Rachel on the other hand, was unconsious. She had, aparently, kept charging as dog boy fell and had ran over him and ran smack into his friend and was now sprawled on top of the very happy, perverted looking monk. I decided it would be good to land and morph human since these people didn't look like controllers. I landed near Marco and Ax who didn't seem to notice me but were looking at the normal looking girl. I changed back in time to hear her yelling "Inuyasha! What the hell do you think you were doing? Attacking a girl just because you felt like it! I cant believe you! Apologise!" He jumped up and started arguing with the girl.
I looked over at Ax and Marco who were arguing about how we got here. "This cant be real! We must have just gotten a cuncussion! YOU'RE WRONG!" Marco roared. Ax raised his voice just far enough to be heard over the other 2 and yelled "No, I would know! This is real, we were just transported back away from your time to what your historians would call 'Fuedal Japan.' It's most definetly real!" "Excuse me, but is this yours?" I looked over to see the monk holding out Rachel bridal style. I replied, "Oh,
yes, thank you." Scooping her up into my arms I looked at the guy waiting for him to say something. He did. "I'd like to apologise for my friend here, he's always like this. This is the 7th fight he's picked this week. I'm Miroku and this lovely young woman beside me is Sango." We shook hands and I introduced myself and Rachel. "Hey, I'm Tobias, this is Rachel, and those two over there are Marco and Ax. I'm terribly sorry to ask, but where are we and what year is it?" He gave me a funny look and replied "you're in Japan, and you're in year insert year here (I have no clue in my mind as to what year they are in, sorry) I gaped at him. "Aha! I'm right!" Ax's yell resounded through the area. Marco and Ax had finally stopped argueing and were now standing next to me. I noticed Miroku looking at Ax with an odd expression and realised what the problem was, Ax was still HIMSELF.
Sneak peak of the next chappie,
Miroku's POV
They caught me starring at the blue demon with an embarrassing intensity, so I decided to ask the question in all of our minds. "What kind of demon are you" They all looked at each other with a questioning look and the one called 'Tobias' answered "He's not a demon, we're from the future."
Author's notes to readers...
Alright guys, I know it wasn't a very long chappie but I got a lotta crap to do round my house. I have to clean, take care of my brother, (9 yrs old and still a pain in the ass) I also have to read a ton of new anime books that I bought, plus I have to work on my trap set skills (i play drums and my crush plays really really really really really really really really really well and I need to get better) plus all this other crap. But alas, I shall work my ass off and try to update sooner and type longer chapters. Also here are the possible pairings I would like you to vote on them and tell me which one you want or you could tell me one that you make up on your own besides these.
1. Cassie and Jake 2. Inuyasha and Kagome 3. Rachel and Tobias 3. Miroku and Sango
Another thing, to all you Kikyo lovers, umm you probably wouldn't like this fic so I give you permission to flame it but please do it in a respective way. To anyone else, you're also allowed to flame me but please use constructive critisizem ( spelling?) Hope you all enjoyed it and pleeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeee review.
Love you all (except Kikyo lovers,
Redneck Chick
