Note: I do not own Naruto or One Piece. All credit goes to Eiichiro Oda and Masashi Kishimoto. This is a fan-made story. Also note that my small paragraphs are to make it easier to read, I am NOT rushing. I'm looking at you, Dad.
"Hmph.": Human Speech.
'Hmmm…': Human Thoughts.
"Rankyaku! (Storm Leg)": Jutsu/Technique that is actually being used.
"Kit…": Demon Speech. Bold letters also go for Demon Thoughts.
Arc 1: Damned Snake, Chapter 2
"I'm your real worst nightmare." She psychotically grinned, making some sweat. Her gaze was threatening, saying 'I'm gonna take your balls off.' And speaking of testicles, they are the source of embarrassment for most people right now.
Naruto lightly smiled. "Well, if it isn't the Crazy Psychotic Snake Lady, Anko Mitarashi. Great Torturer and leader of the 'No Perverts' Club. If she finds you peeking in women's bathhouses, your balls will be ripped off, or worse. And when I say that, I mean it."
He explained, eating some pocky. "Well, looks like my Gaki's been researching, eh?" Anko replied, chuckling. They then walked to each other and stared at each other face-to-face, in the center of all the Genin.
They kept on staring until… WHACK! They smashed their heads against each other, and they acted like it was nothing!
"Hahahaha! Looks like my Favorite Gaki's here! Never knew you would be in these exams, Naruto." Naruto smiled and said, "I go against all expectations. It's what I do." Naruto pointed out.
"That is true. So, how's your Rokushiki doing?" Anko asked. "If you haven't noticed, Anko, we have a Chūnin Exams Second Stage being run by you…" Naruto deadpanned, sweatdropping.
"Oh! Right…" Anko scurried back and bellowed, "Anyways, meet me at Training Ground 44 in an hour. And if you're late, you fail! End of story." Anko then ran out of the window, smashing the wall it was in.
'Oh dear…' Ibiki and Naruto thought.
(45 Hours Later, in the Uchiha Compound…)
In the Uchiha Compound, a Young Girl was about to head to Training Ground 44. 'I'm not sure if I can hide it anymore… If I want to be with Naruto!' She thought, running.
(An Hour Later, at Training Ground 44…)
Naruto found Sasuke walking towards Training Ground 44. It was just them, too. Naruto narrowed his eyes and said, "Ya know, Sasuke, I feel a vibe coming from you. It feels… female."
Sasuke was sweating bullets. He would know! "Meh, I must be losing my marbles…" He protested that thought.
Sasuke sighed in his mind. It wasn't time for everyone to know… yet.
Naruto then found Sakura waiting for them, and other teams. "Thank Kami you're here! Phew!" Sakura sighed in relief.
Then, Anko appeared in a swirl of leaves. "All right Gakis, settle down! This beautiful place where me and that Blonde Gaki there live! It's called the Shi no Mori (Forest of Death), and lives up to its name!"
Naruto pumped his fist in the hair and yelled, "Yeah! My home away from home!" Causing most to look at him like he turned into a giant giraffe that worked for the Government.
(Meanwhile, in Heaven...)
A square-nosed man sneezed. "You okay, Kaku?" A man with a Pigeon beside him asked. "Its fine, I just feel like someone's talking about me." He responded, throwing a tissue away.
(Back to our story…)
"Anyways, you'll be surviving here for 5 days! You use those days to survive and get to a tower. Before you can go to the tower, you need two scrolls. The Heaven Scroll, and an Earth Scroll. There are multiple ways to get Scrolls, so don't worry about that."
Chōji paled. "What will we do about food?" He asked miserably. "Oh don't worry. There are plenty of cute animals like Tigers, Wolves, Lions, and all the like." Naruto's eyes darkened.
"How about Snakes?" Naruto questioned with a very serious tone. Anko looked at him and assured, "There are no Snakes in this Forest. Why the hell would you ask about that, anyways?" She had an arched eyebrow.
"You, of all people, would damn well know about pedophiles and snakes. But carry on, don't mind me."
A realization hit Anko. He was talking about him! "Anyways, you can also cook up some other teams. Feel free to massacre all you want, just don't kill your teammates. You are being monitored."
The gate then opened. All the Teams rushed in quickly. The Second Stage had begun.
(1 Minute Later)
"So, how to we get scrolls?" Sakura asked for ideas. "How 'bout we toss a coin when we see a team? Heads, they live. Tails, they die. Either way, we take their scroll." Naruto suggested.
"That's the most stupid idea I've ever heard! How about you, Sasuke-kun?" She questioned. "We go with the Coin Toss. I need to test my strength. This… is the perfect opportunity."
Naruto looked at him with surprise. 'Never knew he'd agree with me…' Naruto thought. "Guess he does have a brain." Kyūbi said in his mind, a bit surprised.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get moving! Follow me, I sense a team." Naruto said cheerfully.
Naruto then jumped into the trees, with Sakura and Sasuke following.
(3 Minutes Later)
Naruto then halted with Sasuke and Sakura. They found a Kumo-Team with a scroll. It looked as if they just found it, too. They immediately caught sight of Team 7.
The team had a blonde, peach-skinned girl with a serious look on her face. She had a Tantō at her side, too.
There also was a dark-skinned, white haired boy with a Katana, and a dark-skinned, red haired girl with a Katana.
"What do we have here? A Team of Kumo Swordsmen. Truly a good-looking bunch. By your looks, you don't seem like the type to give us your scroll, which I can respect. Sakura, Sasuke, I know how to win this. I'll use my Rankyaku (Storm Leg) to make them go where I want. The rest is up to you, got it?"
(Play One Piece OST: The Eleven Supernova)
The two nodded. Naruto then swung his leg faster than the blink of an eye. "Rankyaku! (Storm Leg)" He then sent a sharp, compressed air blade at the Kumo team, much to everyone's shock.
The Kumo team jumped over the attack in unison. The attack sliced multiple trees in half, making them fall where the Kumo-nin where. Then, one of them sliced the tree in logs, landing on the ground.
Naruto smirked. "Not bad. However, I'm not as fragile as a log. It'll take a lot more than that to beat me! Soru (Shave)!" He then disappeared from sight, and appeared behind the boy.
'He's fast!' The Kumo-nin thought. He then sliced Naruto, only for him to slice thin air. "Looking for me?" A voice questioned above them.
He looked above him to find Naruto in the air, floating. Sasuke and Sakura had their mouths open.
'How… the fuck?!' They thought, shocked as hell. "Rankyaku: Hakurai (Storm Leg: White Thunder)!" He then shot a bigger, white air blade from both legs.
The Kumo team dodged. The attack sliced the entire area in half, too. "My turn! Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu (Fire Style: Great Fireball Jutsu)!" Sasuke then shot a Giant Fireball out of his mouth.
The White-Haired boy then recited hand seals. "Tatsu, Tora, Usagi! Suiton: Mizurappa (Water Style: Wild Water Waves)!"
He then shot a concentrated blast of water, quenching the Fireball. After the smoke cleared out, the Red-Haired girl shouted, "Alright, who the hell are you!"
(End OST)
"Why should we tell you? All we need is your scroll. If you have one." The White-Haired boy said with an arched eyebrow,
"Uh, actually, we have two scrolls." The Red-Haired girl went crazy after he said that. "Damnit Omoi! Why the hell'd you let that slip! Now they know!" The Girl kept on shaking the boy, whose name was Omoi.
These Three were Team Samui. The Blonde Girl was Samui, Red-Haired was Karui, and White-Haired was Omoi.
"Oh, two scrolls? Perhaps we can save ourselves trouble by having at least one of those scrolls? Also, I can tell if it's a fake or not, and if it is… we'll kill you." Naruto finished with a red glint in his eyes. His terrifying glance startled the Kumo Team.
But Karui's stubbornness stood tall. "Like we'd give you anything! Our scroll is ours, you got that!"
Samui then calmly ordered, "Karui, don't let your stubbornness interfere. The Blonde kid is probably enough to beat all of us if he tried his hardest, so- KARUI, NO!" She yelled at Karui, who was running towards Naruto at Mid-Chūnin speed.
She then slashed at Naruto, who simply blocked her sword with his leg. His face remained calm, eyes staring into Karui's soul. "You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that to beat me…"
Her eyes widened. 'How powerful is this guy…?' She thought, sweating. Naruto then, with his leg, pushed her sword away out of her hands, landing right before her team's feet.
"Nice use of Haki, kit. You're getting better." Kyūbi complemented in his mind, smirking. Naruto then put his leg down. "You're no good without your sword, are you? Whatever. Jūgon (Stern Beast)!"
He then punched her in the stomach, too fast to see. Her wind got knocked out of her instantly. "Naruto, stop!" Sakura cried. "Her loss." Naruto replied coldly.
Naruto then kicked her into the trees, causing her to wake up and pick up her sword again.
"Alright! Have second thoughts now?" Naruto questioned, expecting an answer. "Perhaps it's for the best. Here, perhaps we'll meet again." Omoi said, tossing a Heaven Scroll to Naruto, who caught it.
"Sasuke, Sakura, let's go." Naruto signaled. Before they went, he said, "I hope you're a lot stronger than what I saw." Before jumping away into the trees.
"What the hell was that?!" Karui shouted angrily, looking at her teammates.
(With Team 10, 1 day later)
"Damn! We can't find anyone weaker than us!" Ino yelled, annoyed. "The only ones that would be weaker than us would be Naruto's team, but he just changed his outfit and became more badass." Shikamaru sighed in defeat.
"Well, we should still go and see if we can defeat them." Chouji said, eating the last of his Chips.
"Okay! Let's go, then!" Ino agreed, jumping into the trees with her teammates.
(With Team 8)
"Hey, how about we go to Naruto's team? I bet they have a scroll we can snatch!" Kiba suggested. "Hm. I guess it would be a good opportunity to see Naruto's newfound strength… I agree."
Hinata twiddled her fingers. 'Naruto-kun's gotten a lot stronger… and tastier… wait! No! Why I am I thinking that!' "Ano… I guess I would like to see Naruto-kun… he looks a LOT tastier… *slurp* wait! Nonono! I mean… It would be… n-nice to s-see h-h- oh, let's just go."
She blushed at her instincts. Kiba grinned. "Well, feeling lustful, are we?" Hinata sighed. "Alright, let's go…" Hinata said, embarrassed.
(With Team 7)
"Well, well… I sense the rest of the Rookie 9 coming this way. What a surprise." Naruto said with a smirk.
Sasuke looked confused. "What do you mean by you 'sense' them?" He asked. "It's my Haki. You see, it's a special power I have that only few people can use." "Forget I asked." Sasuke replied with a sweatdrop.
"Eh. Anyways, might as well kick some ass!" Naruto yelled, fist in the air. He then withdrew it and stroked his chin. "According to my senses… they should be… over there!" He pointed to two areas in the trees, where the two other Rookie 9 teams were.
"Oh, shit! He found us! Whelp, plan B!" Kiba yelled, rushing at Naruto at Mid-Chūnin speed. "Hmph. Rankyaku (Storm Leg)!" He then sent a compressed air blade at Kiba, slicing across his chest and sending his chest.
"Soru (Shave)!" Naruto yelled, disappearing and reappearing behind Kiba. 'What the hell?' Everyone except Sakura and Sasuke thought.
Naruto then kicked Kiba again to Sasuke, who kicked him up in the air. Sakura kept it going. Poor Kiba. "Darn! Ow! You ass-ow! I am going to-Owie! Kill-Fuck! Damnit! OW!"
Everyone who was watching sweatdropped. 'Well, damn…' Kiba kept on being used as a Pinball until Naruto kicked him up into the air and appeared right above him, leg cocked up.
"Rankyaku: Hakurai (Storm Leg: White Thunder)!" He then kicked Kiba down with two legs, slicing him again.
He went down to the ground in an instant, causing a big impact cloud. "Never underestimate Team 7, chumps!" Naruto said with a smirk.
Team 8 and 10 were sweating. 'Damn! They're powerful…' Shikamaru thought, trembling that they might do the same attack to him.
Naruto then looked at Sasuke and ordered, "Sasuke! Use your Fireball Jutsu!" Sasuke nodded and went through hand seals.
They then both attacked and recited the names in unison. "Rankyaku: Gaichō (Storm Leg: Victorious Bird)! / Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu (Fire Style: Great Fireball Jutsu)!"
Then, Naruto kicked, but made a much bigger attack, which was shaped like a bird. Sasuke, on the other hand, shot a Giant Fireball out of his mouth.
The attacks fused, to make the "Rankyaku: Hōō (Storm Leg: Phoenix)!" As Naruto called it, grinning.
The attack was a giant bird on fire, heading towards Team 8 and Team 10. The Attack cleaved through every single tree, and set them on fire. And it might've went a little too far…
(Meanwhile, with the Sand Siblings…)
The attack went through the trees above the Sand Siblings. Gaara instantly perked up and stared into the direction it came from.
"Mother wants Uzumaki's blood!" Gaara's loud cry went through the forest. 'Shit…' Temari and Kankuro thought, sweating bullets.
Whelp, that's a wrap for Chapter 2! Hope you stay tuned for more stories! Also, if you want to watch One Piece subbed and dubbed for free, go to (Just search Watchop). But for even more content, go to FUNimation and the Official Website. Goodbye… for now! Yohohoho!
