this first part of the chapter it is not from zim's point of view... just to let you know...
freakishly
"Didn't that freak just told you to stop poking that," Gaz said.
Dib didn't pay attention he just kept on poking his swollen finger and staring angrily at the TV.
"I can't wait to eat you for dinner then," Gaz added. She took a gulp of Poop! Soda.
"Nyhgh! That Zim! Gaah he is up to something for sure!" Dib twitched. He continued poking his finger.
"Well you are green with envy," Gaz murmured.
"What? I am not!" Dib exclaimed. "Zim is up to another plan to conquer earth that's all,"
"No, really you are green with envy," Gaz said.
"no!" Dib argued. "I am not jealous!"
Gaz opened a bulgy, bloodshot eye. "Look yourself in the mirror you freak!"
Huh? Dib went to the bathroom and looked in the cracked mirror. Dib gasped. "What?" he exclaimed. "Wha-whats happening?" he stared at his reflection and touched his face... to his great surprize... his skin... is turning to a light... green.
"GAZ! GAZ! What's happening to me?" Dib yelled.
He ran quickly to the living room where Gaz was watching the angry monkey show.
"How would I know?" Gaz mumbled.
"I don't know! I'm turning green though!" Dib shouted and started panicking.
"Your finger isn't that swollen," Gaz replied.
"Oh yeah..." Dib said, he stared at it for a moment before panicking again. "I'm telling you Zim is up to something evil!"
Pffft! "That guy wont think of something that complicated," Gaz replied.
"Oooo, I know he has a plan up his sleeve," Dib replied with some madness in his voice.
"One last time," I sighed. "I'll tell you my awfully ingenious plan,"
"*gasp*, yooooooooouuuuu have a plan?" GIR replied. "thats a first!"
"Yes and it's a very good one... wha-wait? What is that supposed to mean?" I asked. After the fourtyeth time of explaining my plan to GIR my brain was numbed.
"Mmmmmmmmm, I duh-no... you like biscuits? Heeeheeeheee!" GIR laughed.
"Actually master," the home base said. "That is quite a plan you got there... too complicated even for you,"
"What? Why are you guys mocking me? I have ingenious plans to conquer earth for Irk!" I shouted.
"Mmhmm yea, sure," the house base murmured.
"And once my plan is complete and taken over earth, you guys will regret what you said!"
"What plan?" GIR sqeaked.
"The plan for gaining Dib's fathers trust! That's what!" I shouted.
"What why?" GIR shouted. "What has that have to doo with anythin'!"
I sighed, forty-first time. "Dib's father has an interesting reputation in excelling in the sciences and advanced technology," I said. "Computer analyze Professor Membrane's records," I ordered.
The computer lit up a screen with a file of the Membrane's recent achievements and such in Irken code.
"He has invented weaponry that can even match Irken weapons! He's a dangerous genius!"
"A dangerous genius," GIR repeated, hypnotized by the computer's flashing colors.
"If I can gain his trust and get access to his laboratory I can use his advanced weapons into conquering earth!" I yelled. "I AM ZIM! mwahahahahahahaha!"
"Now how exactly you are going to get his trust?" the computer questioned.
"Replacing Dib-monkey... heheheh," I chuckled.
"Replacing the human?" the computer asked.
"It seems to me that professor membrane's true wish is to have a child that can take up his profession and live to his name," I explained. "If I can replace Dib and BEE just that! I can surely have his respect as well!"
After I explained the plan, everything went quiet except for the smacking sounds GIR was doing as he sucked on the computer keyboard.
"Sir?" the computer finally said. "I admit, compared to the other plans, I think this is brilliant, but replacing the adult humans own son is just cruel... and complicated... even for you,"
"LIES! And who are you to judge?" I snapped.
"Ummm... I'm an advanced interactive computer?" the computer replied.
"Right... just to tell you my plan is going to work, and no one is going to stop me from my revenge! er I mean and taking over the world!" I yelled.
"Uh master is it me or are you turning pale with excitement?" the computer pointed out.
"What do you mean I'm perfectly fine!" I shouted.
Your skin... is not a healthy green," the computer added. "you're almost turning... white,"
"Huh? Bring me a reflecting glass!" I ordered.
Immediately, the computer brought a hand mirror. And there I saw my face! It was a pale green! What? That Dib! He must have something to do with this!
"I have go back to normal, first I need you to analyze my tissue sample," I ordered.
"Yea, sure, but first can I ask you something?" it replied.
"What is it?" I asked.
"Can you get GIR out of my keyboard? His drool is getting to my hard drive," it answered.
"How can he drool? He's a robot!" I exclaimed.
"I don't know!" it shuddered. "I'm feeling wetness anyways... its creeping me out,"
"GIR!" I shouted.
He jumped off the keyboard and gave a small salute.
"Yeeeeeeeeeees?" GIR squeaked.
"Get off the computer!"
"I already deed!"
"Well don't do that again!" I ordered.
"Okiedookie!" GIR responded. "... I like you computer... you taste like waffles!"
GIR went over to the computer and hugged it. "Lets watch the angry monkey show!"
I groaned.
In the morning I put on my disguise and I had to get GIR in his clever disguise as well. "GIR!" I shouted. "Front and center at once!"
THUNK! The ringing metal screeched as GIR fell down from the ceiling... please, dont ask me how he got there.
"Yeeeeees master?" he squealed.
"Put on your puppy dog suit!" I ordered. "Its time for a mission of doooooooom!"
"Awww, but its a Saturday," GIR complained.
"LIES!" I shouted. "It's a friday,"
"Nuh uh, I checka-ded thee calendar and itsa Saturday," GIR said.
"MORE LIES!" I said as I pointed at him. "Besides just put on a suit anyways!"
GIR barfed up a calendar. He put the calendar at my face and I would have seen the day was Saturday if I wasn't grossed out by the horrid rancid smelling substance reeking from the floppyity paper.
"FINE, FINE, FINE!" I yelled as I tried to retreat from the smelly paper. "Just, get that ahway from meeee!"
GIR giggled.
"We need to egress... now!" I commanded.
We arrived at the tall studio and a hooman was there patrolling the area. I scratched the itch on my wig before going up to him. GIR hopped along.
"I need to ingress to your area patrolling human," I said. "I have an important meeting with the Membrane,"
"Oh yeah little fan?" the security person said. "And what makes you so special?"
"Oooooo! I tell you! What makes me superior!" I shouted.
Right away I handed the purple card.
The astonished human started making bubbly sounds with his fishy lips and then said after ahem-ing.
"Right this way, Mr. uh, president,"
I sneered as I went in dragging GIR by the neck on the floor. Before I entered the door that said "enter"
I turned to GIR who was on the floor slurping noisily on a suckie.
"GIR!" I whispered hoarsely. "Stop fooling around! And where did you get that suckie?"
"I found in the store," GIR replied, sounding like if it was the most obvious thing in the universe.
"This mission will succeed if you just listen to what I say!" I ordered. "Remember the moon GIR! Remember it well!"
GIR immediately stopped drinking the rainbow fluid. "The cheezy moon…" he repeated half dreamily.
"Now listen to your superior master..." I grinned. "GIR I want you to be yourself... but BETTER! Understand?"
"Yes'm," GIR replied. And started slurping again.
"The Membrane might be a genius but he is still human!" I sneered. "He will fall for anything! I assure you!"
"A dangerous genius..." GIR repeated.
"And if you done me well GIR you can have the moon, the waffles and box set of the angry monkey show."
GIR the started sniffing and started hugging my leg.
"I love you master," he cried.
"Yes, yes, I know, I'm overlord over all beings I get it," I said, trying to shake him off. "Now do as I say my minion!"
"Sir, yes, sir!" GIR frowned and gave a small salute.
We went into enter door. The blinding light of the studio made everything turn black, but I soon came to focus and I saw the Membrane sipping some liquidy caffeine. I grinned. Now my piggie human reader, prepare yourself, for this will be the beginning of the end of your lesser race!
GIR: I'm gonna to put a snack shop on my moon! Weehew!
