/Before you start reading this chapter, I shall state this first: the word "rape" has the word "rap" in it, as well as "ape". Conclusion? Something is wrong with me./
Mei started panicking.
"Dafuq is going on?! Why do I look like some ghost or something?!" she trembled and looked at Satan.
"The devil semen turned you into a Cum Spirit." Satan stated, "But don't worry, this is not permament. From now on, you will be able to switch between this form and your human form whenever you want."
Mei focused and turned back into a human.
"Woah…" Tracer gasped, "And can you still shoot cumballs while being a human?"
Mei also wanted to check that, and aimed her hand at some random devil. She indeed shot a cumball, which destroyed the devil.
"Cool!" Dva exclaimed, "With this power, you will be able to lead us into battle with aliens! When you were being raped, Satan taught us how to shoot shitballs, take a look."
Dva summoned a big shitball and shot it far away. It hit a rock and exploded on impact, covering everything around with a one meter layer of shit.
Mei still wasn't sure about all this.
"But… I don't want to shoot cumballs from my hands… and why would I ever want to transform into this transparent ghost-thing?" she asked.
Satan got up from his throne.
"From what I've noticed, when you're in the Cum Spirit form, your cumballs are larger and deal more damage." He said, "But I think you all need an explanation on the origin of Cum Spirits."
He said and took a book out of his ass. The girls realized he was going to tell a cool story, so they sat on the floor like kids in kindergarten.
"Well…" Satan coughed and opened the book, "Once upon the time, there was an angel girl named Agatha. Agatha once wanted to visit Hell, to see how it looks, but the devils inside caught her, raped her furiously and creampied thousands of times. The angel then turned into a Cum Spirit, nobody knows why, who gives a shit. The legends say that the devils who raped Agatha got some angelic magic on their dicks that didn't wore off to this day. The End."
Tracer, Dva and Mei didn't understand shit.
"I see from the looks on your faces that you didn't understand shit, so let me explain." Satan said, "We once raped an angel, and we got some angelic magic on our dicks. And with those dicks we raped Mei and she turned into a Cum Spirit."
Tracer raised her hand.
"So what you're saying that when a devil and an angel make sex, the angel turn into a Cum Spirit?"
"Nooo, not when they make sex." Satan corrected, "Only when thousands of devils creampie inside an angel, that angel becomes a Cum Spirit."
"But Mei is not an angel." Dva noticed, "But she turned into a Cum Spirit because of the angelic magic on your dicks, right?"
"Right."
"So that girl Dora also turned into a Cum Spirit?" Mei asked.
"No, we didn't rape her as hard as you." Satan replied, "Though we should have, that little cunt."
"Wait, but you said that you thought it was a legend, remember?" Tracer said, "And yet you admit that you indeed raped an angel that turned into a Cum Spirit."
"I must have forgotten that."
Mei got up.
"Well, let's kill the aliens now." She decided.
"Wait!" Satan said, "Do you want me to resurrect Mercy?"
"Yes." Dva replied.
"Well I can't. Someone would have to pay the price for me to fulfill that wish."
"What do we do then?" Tracer asked.
"There is another person in Hell that might help you."
He clapped his hands and Winston popped out.
"Oh, hi Satan!" Winston said hi, "And hi girls! What do you do in Hell?"
"Doesn't matter, we need you to ask Satan to resurrect Mercy."
Winston looked at Mercy's corpse.
"Oh. Well, Satan, I hereby ask you to resurrect Mercy." Winston said to Satan.
"Okay."
And then he resurrected Mercy.
"Hey! That's not fair!" Mei shouted, "He didn't have to pay the price!"
"Because he's a gorilla." Satan explained.
"So what?"
"Do you dare to question Satan?"
"No…"
"Then get out of here. And you can take this ape with you as well."
Satan teleported them all back to Overwatch HQ.
"WOW! I'm alive!" Winston laughed, "I missed my home! I missed the taste of peanut butter! I missed taking a shit on the floor, excuse me."
And then Winston jumped out of the window and started running on the streets, leaving a trail of shit behind.
Mercy looked at Mei.
"I'm sorry Mei… I shouldn't have said what I said…" she apologized.
"Nevermind." Mei said, "What's important is that we have to defeat aliens.
"Yeah, Mei is now a Cum Spirit and can shoot cumballs that instakill anything." Tracer added.
"So, how do we find those aliens?" Dva scratched her head, "If I recall correctly, they are invisible."
Mei thought for a while and came up with an idea.
"We need to set up a decoy, again. But not just any decoy, it has to be potent enough to attract all aliens from the world into one place."
"Who could be such a decoy?" Mercy asked.
"And what would make them so special?" Tracer asked.
"And how do you possibly expect all aliens to fit in this city?"
Mei smirked.
"I've got a plan, girls. And it involves someone we know, who now probably wanders around Sahara desert."
Mercy teleported them all on Sahara desert. It was pretty hot. Actually, it was very fucking hot. Like, fuck.
They noticed Sombra five meters away from the place she was teleported to.
"Water…" she whispered.
Then Dva poured Mountain Dew into Sombra's mouth.
"Did you really walk just 5 meters and collapse?" Dva asked.
"Yes." Sombra replied, "I am very fragile and vulnerable to heat."
"But you're from Mexico." Mercy noticed.
"True."
"It's hot in Mexico all year long."
"Exactly."
"So why can't you withstand a bit of heat?"
"It's because I'm a lady."
"Oh."
"Alright, shut the FUCK up everyone." Tracer interrupted the conversation, "We're not here to chat with you Sombra, but to use you as a mpmhphmpm!" Mei covered Tracer's mouth.
"What was that? Use me as a what?" Sombra questioned.
"Nothing. We just wanted to ask you something."
"Yes?"
"Can you, like, undress?"
"Just the jacket or…"
"TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CL-" Tracer shouted but Mei punched her in the face.
"Why do you want me to undress?" Sombra asked.
"It's because Dva wants to see you naked." Mercy said.
"What? No!" Dva flinched, "Um, I mean, yeah. Please do this for me."
"Oh, okay. That's not a problem."
Sombra took off all her clothes.
"May I ask you why are you so willing to take off your clothes for me? Just cuz I asked you?" Dva asked.
"Well, I figured that if you see me without my clothes, you would admit that I am the best waifu in Overwatch." Sombra answered.
"But you're not even a member of Overwatch." Mercy said.
"I am in the game so I am a member of Overwatch, get rekt."
"Ookayy…"
"So, is there anything else you want me to do before we get back to civilization?" Sombra asked. She was a bit tired.
"Actually, yes." Mei responded, "Could you please say 'I am a Mexican Latina and I'm completely naked far away from civilization'?"
"But why?"
"Don't question, just say it."
"Alright: 'I am a Mexican Latina and I'm completely naked far away from civilization'."
When she finished the sentence, the ground started quaking. Suddenly, the girls were surrounded by alien tentacle monsters.
Mei noticed there were too many of them and quickly made an igloo out of cum and hid inside, together with other girls. Only Sombra stayed outside.
"Sombra! Dafuq are you doin, get your ass over here!" Dva shouted.
But Sombra didn't reply.
"Hi aliens." She said.
"Hi." The aliens replied.
"Why did you came here?"
"We heard that there was a Latina around here."
"What's so special about Latinas?"
"They are the most rapelicious."
"What does that even mean?"
"It cannot be described in human language."
"Could you please not rape me?"
"We cannot accept this request."
"Why?"
"Because we live to rape, and we rape to live."
"So basically, if you didn't rape anyone for a long period of time, you would die, right?"
"Correct."
"And you've already raped every woman in the world, besides me and the girls in the igloo, right?"
"Yes."
"And you don't rape the same woman twice, because it wouldn't be as rapelicious, right?"
"Right."
"So what will happen after you rape every woman in the world?"
"We will become immortal and then we will cover the entire Earth with shit and fly to another planet to proceed with our raping."
The girls inside Igloo understood that Sombra was getting intel for them.
"Alright then." Sombra said and started shooting at aliens with her machine gun, "Run, girls!"
The girls came out of the igloo and started shooting shitballs and cumballs at aliens, but they became invisible and dodged every attack.
"I said RUN! I can take care of myself!" Sombra shouted and became invisible too.
"Girls, we must run FAST!" Mercy screamed, "Or else we will get raped!"
"Grab me, now!" Mei said and the girls grabbed her. Mei shoot cum from her hands and flew up like a jetpack.
The cum was killing all the aliens, but they suddenly got faster and started dodging the cum. Mei and the other girls saw Sombra, when her invisibility wore off. She shot a couple of aliens, but she had no chance, and was grabbed, slammed against the sand and raped. In every hole. Mei and the others flew back to Overwatch HQ. Sombra was being raped for days, without breaks. There was no single moment when her anus wasn't stuffed with a tentacle.
Okay I think this is enough for today. Everytime I write a story, I get wood.
To be continued…
Sombra sacrificed herself heroically, to help the other girls escape with precious intel on the enemy. Can Mei and the others possibly defeat the gigantic army of invisible tentacle aliens? Wasn't Mei supposed to wreck the aliens with her cumballs? Find out in the next chapter. Cumming soon!
