Disclaimer: I'll disclaim everything in this story, besides the plot, if Nintendo and Hal Laboratories make a fourth SSB, one that doesn't cut characters (I hate them for cutting Mewtwo….)
Warnings: Same old same old. Yaoi. Boy/boy. Shounen-ai. Mentioned side pairings. (yaoi, yuri)
YAY FOR SWEARING!
And nosebleeds, there are nosebleeds.
Chapter 2- Troubles Ahead
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Pit and Ike were walking towards the cafeteria together, not holding hands though, Pit tried, but Ike would pale and change the subject. The got about halfway to the lunch line when they heard tremendous amounts of giggling coming from the girls table. Pit turned around, and saw that Peach and Samus constantly gave him and Ike looks, then proceeded to start another giggle-fest. He reddened at this (which seemed to happen a lot more often these days, poor Pit) and quickly turned towards the lunch line, trying to decide between a hotdog, ideas again, very unthinkable ideas, or a hamburger. Naturally, he chose the hamburger as to not embarrass himself by doing…suggestive things.
"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! IS IT TRUE PIT? EEEEEEIIIIII!" Squealed Samus, go figure, she and Peach were the founders of the SSB Yaoi Fanclub (SSBYF for short, or, when they refer to it when Master Hand is listening).
"No, it's not Samus, what gave you that impression? You can't believe what happens between two guys when Peach talks about them. He was laughing at my 'swear' words, and well, I found out he's ticklish."
Needless to say, Samus got some more ideas, and for the rest of the day, everyone swore they saw a red patch on the inside of her helmet.
It didn't take long for that dreaded rumor to spread. Soon the whole Smash Mansion was murmuring around Pit and/or Ike whenever they walked by. Most of the reactions from the girls were unexpected. That fanclub was a lot more popular than Peach said it was, even if she never mentioned the guys in it. The guys however, wouldn't stop bugging Pit and Ike about 'who's uke' Captain Falcon even put a bet for 50 smash coins that Pit was 'uke'. Fox of all people(animals?) took that bet saying that Ike was a much more suited 'uke.'
Pit tried to avoid all this commotion, to no avail. Everywhere he went, he was either smothered by fangirls, or noogied by guys trying to find out who was 'uke.' He had enough with all this nonsense (he still refuses to swear) and yelled out to the public "GOL DARN IT! WHY IS EVERYON…" He was cut off by more laughter, which had accumulated.
"WILL YOU FUCKING SHUT UP?" Cried Ike above the noise, causing the entire lunchroom to be silent, 72 eyes watching him carefully (36 x 2, because Sheik is separate from Zelda. :P)
"Good, now that I have your attention, I will make an important announcement regarding me and Pit." This caused a whole bunch of murmurs between men such as "Yeah, Ike's 'uke' for sure." To the fangirls "Yay, they're finally telling everyone that it's official!"
"As most, if not all, of you are aware, there was a rumor going around that Pit and I were engaged with each other. This is not true. We do not, I repeat, DO NOT have romantic feelings for each other. I AM NOT GAY FOR HIM OR ANYONE ELSE! This was simply a misunderstanding caused by Peach. No Peach, we DID NOT 'do it,' unless you haven't noticed, Pit won't swear. So whenever he uses his own modified version, I can't control my laughter. One time, a while back, I fell onto my stomach laughing so hard. Pit decided that it would be funny if he tickled m…"
Fox raised his paw eagerly as if he had a question. "Yes Fox?"
"So does that mean that Pit was on top?"
"Figuratively speaking, yes…wait WHAT?"
"HEY CAPT! YOU OWE ME 50 COINS!"
Ike was getting really mad at this crowd, so he looked for Pit, but when he couldn't find him, shrugged and went to his room.
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Ike got to his room, but strangely, it was locked. He pressed up to the door, expected Pit to be, busy…wait, that wouldn't make sense. Pit is still an innocent person, there's no way he would randomly do anyone… No, instead he heard sobbing, with an occasional mutter of 'it just wasn't meant to be.'
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A mysterious figure, a female, was peering at Pit with her binoculars, muttering "Good, a love that is forbidden, shall stay forbidden. No abominations allowed in this house."
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Second chapter is done! Cake for reviewers! Flames are now welcomed.
Thanks to the people who took time to review, and hey, you don't need to make a long one, just a quick one on how the story's going.
Random qoute: "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." -Karl Marx
One last note, the next chapter is done, its a songfic, my longest chapter yet,most dramatic, and if you want to see it, I must recieve at least 2 new reviews! Guess i should mention... Its also a lot more serious, so my happy fun cheery stuff is gone for that chapter...to move the plot along :D
