A/N: So we've all read them

Disclaimer: I don't own Anderson Cooper or AC360. Ooh, boy. Now I've got you guys wondering. Dear Anderson: I'm sorry if I've sullied your hair (SHINY) by including you in this…"fic". xoxo

AUTHOR'S NOTE: OMG HI GUYS! I'M BAAAAAAAAACK! Sorry for the lateness!!

BP: Sorry guys.

Muse: You should be! Your poor reviewers!

BP: Here. Free money, everybody. (by the way, on a serious note – the Iraqi president and his free cash?!)

Muse: there you go.

BP: I noticed that House wasn't really sarcastic enough so I decided to make him more sarcastic. ENJOY!!

'cuddy im going to go home' house said sarcastically.

'but yo hav to work on ur patient' cuddy said angry because house never did his work.

'my leg hurts' house said sarcastically.

'oh ok then go home because otherwise it will hurt more' cuddy said.

'thanks' house said sarcastically. Actually he had just been kidding and just wanted to spend some time with his BF Wilson because they were really busy so they couldnt really find time to make out and stuff.

So they went home and they were watchin TV. It was the news. House said sarcastically 'look there is bombing in the iraq"

'it makes me sad' Wilson said. They were eating food – it was Chinese. 'although Anderson cooper makes it better."

'why is that jimmy' house said sarcastically.

Wilson shrugged because he didnt know. 'i don't know' he said.

House didn't say anything till he sed sarcastically 'omg jimmy you think hes hot'

Wilson blushed 'no id ont' 'yes you do' house said sarcastically and took pills because his leg hurted a little.

'god do you masturbate about him' house asked sarcastically. (We thank you for your frankness, House. You're just a beacon of truth).

'no house what embarrassment question kind is that!!" wilso was kind of mad that house said that because they were supposed to be going out and so had to sometimes since they were going out and they loved each other.

'you cant think other people r hawt if ur going out with someone' house said sarcastically.

Omg Wilson thought how did he know what I was thinking about 'house the only person I think is hot is you because we r goin out and stuff' he said because it was trued and everything he thought about and made it happy.

'wilson if you don't realy like me u don't have to go out with me you know

house said sarcastically.

'I love you house because you are my best friend' Wilson said. It was romantic under the stars and the open sky because it was.

'thank you Wilson you make me hapy" House said sarcastically. They kissed again and wilson licked every part of House's body while house teased his dick with his good leg and made him harder than ever other people made him and he wanted to have sex.

'house lets have sex'he said.

'are you sure that's a big step you know' house said sarcastically.

'im ready' wilson said and they made love in the night and it was hot.