Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will always teach you. Shihan
A/N: My quotes have nothing to do with this story. They are just little tidbits I thought to include.
Chapter 3
Raging Hormones: Baby Daddy Revealed
by: Mizz Priscilla
Miroku walked slowly home in the rain thinking of his beloved Sango. One day he was going to marry her, but right now the only thing he wanted to do was bend her over the next bench and fuck her in the downpour. Sango was right. The rain did do something for his hormones. It amplified then by the power of ten. At the rate his mind was going, he would be walking the rest of the way home with a stiffy.
The boy quickly thought of something, anything to get his mind off of Sango. "Dead puppy, dead puppy, dead puppy," he said to himself as he continued to walk. The image came and the erection went. "Yes," he exclaimed. "Gotta love those dead dogs!"
Finally Miroku made it home. He immediately went to his computer, after a cold, then hot shower, and started to e-mail his best friend.
Lech1:Hey Inu. How's it hanging?
DogBoy360:Hey Perv. Get any today?
Lech1: As a matter of fact I did.
DogBoy360:What chick in her right mind would give you any. Don't tell me it's that stuck up virgin girlfriend of yours.
Lech1: Sango's not stuck up and FYI yes she did. My baby's got skills. What about you? Any hot babes wanna ride your pony?
DogBoy360:u have no idea how gay that sounded. But naw. My main flame Kagura is on vacation in Fiji and all those other bitches bore me.
Lech1: if I didn't know myself I'd say u were a bigger womanizer than me.
DogBoy360:I am. When I smell a bitch in heat, I can't help but to pounce.
Lech1: u sound like a dumb animal. O I forgot. U r a dumb animal.
DogBoy360:I resent that monk
Lech1: I am not a monk nor will I ever be a monk.
DogBoy360:feh! Whatever. If you say so. I can't help it that you family is made up of holy ppl.
Lech1:Holy my ass. Miyatsu is the least holy person I know. He's a bigger womanizer than you and I combined. Where do you think I got it from?
DogBoy360: A good point. Hey I gotta go pack. Lord Ice Prince is making us move.
Lech1:Oh yea. Where to?
DogBoy360:He won't tell me. The prick. If It wasn't for the fact that I can't leave until I was 18 I'd be outta here.
Lech1: yea you say that now, but ur all talk. U know when it comes down to it u ain't going any where. Just like the rest of us, u like living at home.
DogBoy360:like and have no choice are two very different things.
Lech1: Hey I g2g. C u on da flip end. Lech1 out.
Inuyasha exited his instant messenger and turned toward the rest of his room. He did not look forward to packing up all his stuff and trusting some random idiot to move it to a god knows where. He didn't understand why they couldn't just rent a moving van and do it themselves. After all they were demons, it's not like they couldn't move all their stuff like some weak human.
"Hey Lord Stick in The Mud," Inuyasha yelled.
"Inuyasha if you cannot call me by the name my mother gave me, please do not open your lips to contact me at all." Sesshoumaru said. Usually he would have thrown the boy across the room for such a comment, but he was tired and really didn't feel like plastering yet another wall. "What is it that you want mutt?"
"Now look who's name calling," Inuyasha spat. "Why do we gotta move again. I like it here and our social worker said we wouldn't have to move again."
"Yea well the bitch has a death wish and I can only control my temper for so long."
"Rei is not a bitch," Inuyasha yelled in her defense.
"You only like her cause she's the only woman that hasn't wanted to fuck you since you've hit puberty," Sesshoumaru stated casually.
Inuyasha smiled, "Yea. I know."
"Disgusting."
"Whatever. It's not like you don't screw around as much as I do. What happened to that chick you kept putting me out for?"
"She went home."
"Oh. Anyways where we moving to?" Inuyasha asked changing the subject.
"Okinawa. I expect you packed and ready to leave tonight. The movers are coming in the morning and we're leaving right after."
"What about Rei? Does she know we're moving?"
"I'm eighteen. What would I tell her for?" Sesshoumaru threw over his shoulder as he left the room. Sesshoumaru retired to his room for the night. He would need all the rest he could get if he was going to drive all the way to Okinawa with his idiot half brother. He sometimes thought the hanyou was more trouble than he was worth, but most people were. Sesshoumaru drifted to sleep, dreaming of the raven haired girl he'd bedded at the mall three months ago. Now she was someone he didn't mind fighting with. The making up was always worth it.
– FLASHBACK –
Sesshoumaru was walking by Be Mine when he spotted the most enchanting human he had ever seen through the window. She looked like vanilla ice cream in a white jumper skirt and hot pink leggings with the matching tights. He suddenly had a sweet tooth so he went up to her and told her that she looked good enough to eat.
"Thank you," she said. She was blushing and her face nearly matched her top. He could smell the arousal pooled between her legs and he nearly bedded her on the boutique floor, but he restrained himself.
She was a virgin, he could smell her innocence, but her arousal was so heavy that he couldn't contain himself. He pulled her to the nearest changing room and shredded her outfit. She body was perfect. Her breast sat full atop her chest and she had curves that could put Aphrodite to shame. The girl was a goddess.
She looked as if she was about to protest, but her words were soon forgotten as she saw his member. He was large, he knew, and her shock only boosted his already high esteem. "It runs in the family," Sesshoumaru said with an arrogant smirk on his face. For a virgin, she didn't seem the least bit apprehensive about sleeping with a stranger, and Sesshoumaru took this as his cue to move forward. He covered her lips with his and she melted into him like butter. He didn't waste any time. He turned her and bent her over. She braced herself against the wall.
"Is this going to hurt," she asked suddenly.
He took that moment to pull out a condom. He put it on as he said, "Only if you don't relax your muscles."
"Okay," she said. "I'll try."
"Good girl," he said as he made ready to enter her. "Bite me if you need to scream. Otherwise I'll keep my hand over your mouth." With that said Sesshoumaru grabbed her hips and thrust upwards into her. She was so tight, and her knew it hurt because she nearly drew blood when she bit down. At first he took it slow to let her adjust, then he picked up speed. He didn't know what it was about her, but her body drove him wild and he sent made it hard for him to think.
So Sesshoumaru was drive into her like his veery existence depended on fucking her. And that he did.
Once they were finished, he paid for her ruined outfit and gave her his number. He told her that he would love to take her out to dinner and have her for dessert. She called the next day and they spent the remainder of the month and her stay in Tokyo trying ever position under the sun. He doubted he'd ever find another as flexible as she.
The night before she left had yet another mind blowing experience. They went at it all night until about 4 a.m. when she had to return to her shrine so her senile grandfather wouldn't suspect anything.
She was the only female he'd ever had the urge to mark and he was relieved when she left. Mating was just something Sesshoumaru would not do. Look where it got his father.
– END FLASHBACK –
