You Have a Fantasy Literature Problem When
1. You use "the Cruciatus Curse" as a serious threat
2. You keep a stick up your sleeve in case of Dementors
3. You repeatedly run headfirst into your closet, shower stall, or fridge, absolutely sure that you will find Narnia
4. You make an arrow out of gold wire and try to fly with it
5. You wear a gold ring and pretend to be invisible
6. Stone tables scare you
7. You deliberately dress up a goat with a scarf and an umbrella and invite him to a tea party
8. You go to Whole Foods and a pet store just to get a frog and an egg to see if the basilisk-hatching theory is correct
9. You are absolutely convinced that you can hide your soul in a necklace that you keep with you at all times
10. You hop about with a special object muttering about your "precious" and biting people who try to take it
