Disclaimer: I have a sister called Rosalie so can I please own twilight

RP: no

Chapter 3- pranks Continued

Like Bella he tied me to a tree but he did a very complicated knot in the rope so I couldn't get out no matter how hard I tried. In his hands were a bottle and some scissors. What was going on in his brain

'Now Alice do you want some special blood or do you just want me to rip your clothes to shreds? You choose!'

Threaten me with my clothes, well what harm can come from drinking the blood, but then again it is Emmett we are talking about. Hmmmmm what a hard choice!

'Emmett what is in the blood?'

'Nufink, just a bit of grass!'

'Just gimmy the blood, and don't think about touching my clothes!'

After I had the bottle of blood something weird happened to me. I felt dizzy and when I opened my eyes everything was even more intense, I can see even farther than any normal vampire.

'Emmettwhatwasinthatblood? ILoveYOU, WILLYOUMARRYME! Woweverythingisevenmoreexuberent'

'What's wrong? Are you okay? Now I know what not to mix in with blood, now she has gone all loopy!'

'EmmettyouaremyONElove, I'LLALWAYSLOVEYOU!!!!'

'Alice, remember you are soul mates with Jasper not ME! I love Rosalie not YOU! I only love you like a sister!'

'Who'sJasper! Hesoundslikeacreep! WILLYOUMARRYME! PLEASEPLEASEPLEEEAAAASEEEEE!'

'Jasper what ever you do, please don't kill me! I gave Alice some blood now she's gone all, well, lovey dovey with me! ...........................I only put Ecstasy in the blood; I didn't know it affected us as well as humans...................... okay okay ill call Carlisle now since your no help! ............................... Keep your wig on Jasper, and for your safety don't come and find us or you may fall in love with me too, ha ha, I'd like to see you try! I'm so sorry........... BYE THEN' Emmett said into his phone.

And then I saw a sandy brown shape moving towards me. It looked like one of them werewolves from the clearing, so that's who took my visions away.

'Yoo hoo, cute werewolf over there, you know I can see you! Come closer so I can pat you, you fuzzy little thing!'

Seth's POV:

Was that Alice shouting me towards her? Why was she tied to a tree? And what was wrong with her?

Jake come quick I've seen Bella and she's been tied up to a tree and she is drunk, can you help her. I'm gunna rescue Alice 'cause she's a bit loony. She's asking me to marry her now!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Every one laughed but Leah laughed the most

Thanks everyone, I think a drug was mixed in with some blood that she drank, and I will blame Emmett, I don't know but its a hunch!

What was Alice doing, she loved Jasper not me!

As I got closer to Alice she had a strange gleam in her eyes, the colour of her eyes were half ways between topaz and onyx.

Man this knot is impossible to undo

You're a wolf use your flippin teeth

Oh yeah

Bella is so drunk she was sick all over me, there are still bits of sweat corn in my fur

What type of beer did she have?

Stella Artois, there were bottles around the tree stump, I'm just gunna drop her off at the Cullen's place, screw the treaty.

JAKE THE TREATY STILL IS INTACT JUST DROP HER OFF AT HER HOUSE

Oh that clever, not, cause Charlie will be able to smell the scent of alcohol around her and she's too young to drink, Remember Sam.

If you give her to me Jake ill take her with Alice cause she's off the tree but now she's hugging me and kissing my ears. EWWWWWWWWW!