Jak and Daxter go to Hollywood

Chapter 3

"Jak, I think we need more weapons."

"Why? I already have the peace maker and some other random guns."

"PANTS!"

"…What?"

"Look! A weapon store! It's called hhgregg!"

"Mmkay, lets go."

They went to the store.

"Look at all of these contraptions! It's a thing that plays holographic images of the fuuuutttuuuurrreeeee!" Daxter said, pointing at a TV.

"What are these things?" Jak said, looking at a refrigerator.

"Well, time machines, of course." Daxter said.

Then a little man came flying in on a wheelchair with rocket boosters, better known as Wee Man.

He began running around the store beating people with brooms.

Then Bam Margera came flying in on a skateboard. He went at Jak, trying to attack him.

"Oh know you don't." Jak said, pulling out a gun, shoving it in Bam's face. Bam laughed, but his "blahahahahahahawahaha's" got cut off by Jak shooting him in the face.

"Ughhh." Bam said.

Meanwhile, Daxter was shut in a refrigerator, dying.