ShiroInu: On popular demand,Its Kikyou's turn to die.Don't worry though folks! I will bring a few of you in next chapter to torture someone and so forth.I love you all! Your reviews make my day even better and I'm so glad you all like this,Thank you.

-looks through a few files and pulls one out,On the top it has a picture of Kikyou and some information as well as big letters on top that read, 'Torture chamber,section C.'-

ShiroInu: Right now,I'm going to go see where I've locked up Kikyou,I've got so many anime charecters to torture daily its so hard to keep track of.So I file them. Kikyou is under 'Dead whore'

-Walks through the many locked doors and into the lobby,looks around and then takes a right down a long hall.You see Jaken on a tredmill,which is tilted upward and going 50miles per hour; If he stops,he'll fall into a tank of hungry pirahnas(sp).Kanna is sitting in a cage,her hair having been dyed black and is wearing a rainbow dress with flashy colors.-

ShiroInu: Oh Kikyouuuu...-calls sweetly.-

Kikyou: What do you want bitch? -hisses,trying not to look at a wide screen TV where teletubbies are singing happy songs.-

ShiroInu: -grabs Kikyou by the hair and yanks it hard,causing her to yelp.- Thats Miss Bitch to you,whore!

Kikyou: -glare.-

ShiroInu: -smirks and lets her go.- Despite your being a total bitch,I have a present for you. -hands her a photo.- 3..2..1..

Kikyou: -eyes wide.- I love you.

ShiroInu: -twitch.- Ew..J-just get up and come on.

Kikyou: -follows excitedly.-

ShiroInu: -leads her into the lobby where a small table is,A few candles are lit and Inuyasha is sitting nude in a white robe with a rose in his mouth.-

Kikyou: -jaw drops,eyes bulging out.- I-inuyasha?

Inuyasha: -slowly turns in a seductive manner,winking lightly.-

Kikyou: -slowly walks toward him,only to be stopped by a invisable barrier.- Eh?..

ShiroInu: -tackles Kikyou and tapes her to a chair,stapling her eyes open.-

Kikyou: What the fuck?

-Kagome appears in a very short,red dress,low cut on the chest.Inuyasha's jaw drops at the site and he whistles lightly,she blushes.-

Kagome: Shiro made me wear this. -blushes.- I feel whore-ish.

Inuyasha: -drool making its way down his chin.-

Kikyou: WHAT? YOU ARE A WHORE! YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!

ShiroINu: -growls and stabs Kikyou with a butcher knife,watching the skin break and then dirt and pieces of bone spurt out.-

Kikyou: Fool,I cannot die.

ShiroInu: -growls,though quickly smirks.- Sad.I'd think dying would be a better mercy than watching this -points to Inuyasha and Kagome.-

Inuyasha: -eating a delicately and deliciously made slice of cake with Kagome.- SO when do you want ta' go back 'home'?

Kagome: -smiles gently.- Soon. I miss my little Shippou-chan.

Inuyasha: -nods curtly.- Tommarow? Maybe tonight?

Kagome: Its fine with me Inu-chan.

Inuyasha: -blushes.- 'kay Kag-chan.

Kikyou: -twitch.- KILL ME NOW! -stabbing self,crying out in pain each time,only dirt falls out and she remains alive.- NOOOOOO!

ShiroInu: -leaning back in chair,sipping wine.- Ah,The finery of Kikyou's pain.

Kikyou: -falls to the floor sobbing.-

ShiroInu: I got so many reviews,Kikyou,all wanting me to torture you. -tear.- I'm so proud.

Kikyou: Can't you see i'm suffering?!

ShiroInu: Yup and I'm enjoying every moment.

Random Fangirl: ShiroInu-chan?

ShiroInu: Yes?

Kikyou: HELP! HELP ME!

Random Fangirl: -oblivious to Kikyou.- Sesshy isn't eating his food and he keeps threatening us with the green whip thing and he misses Rin-chan.

ShiroInu: Aww. Ok,well tell him I'll call up Rin-chan to come and visit..an-..-is slammed into the nearest wall.- FUCK!

Sesshy: Your filthy human,half breed of a..whatever the hell you are.I am leaving and I want to know where Rin is,right now. -His clawed hands glow a greenish color.-

Kikyou: Yes! Kill her! -glomps Sesshy.-

Sesshy: -slams his fist into Kikyou's eye,green poison oozing out.-

Kikyou: AHHHHHH! OH GAWD MY EYE! -screams in pain and falls to the ground twitching.-

ShiroInu: -winces,though crouches low and growls.- I'm putting that muzzle back on you fluffy! -leaps and rams him to the floor with all her strength.- HIIIIYAHHHHH!

Sesshy: The hell?! What the-..Mphghhh! -claws at the metal contraption on his face,inabling his speech.-

ShiroInu: Hmph,Thats it. I'm torturing you.

Kikyou: -still twitching in pain on the ground.-

Random Fangirl: -runs off screaming.-

-Sango and Miroku appears in silk robes.-: Morning.

ShiroInu: Goodmorning Miroku,Sango. How was your night?

Sango: -blush.- Very well.

Miroku: Mm..yeah,so good.

Sesshy: Oi!.. whhengg. (Trans: Oi! Wench!)

ShiroInu: -glares at Sesshy and then pours a hot tub of cement on Kikyou's arms and legs,ignoring her screams of agony as she is now stuck in place.-

Inuyasha: -yawn.- What are ya gonna do with my ass of a brother?

Kagome: I'm quite curious myself.

ShiroInu: Dye his hair green,take his robes and replace them with scrubby looking Martha Stewart outfits.

Sesshy: -eyes widening.- Nuu! mehh rbbe nd hheer?!! (Trans: No! My robes and hair?!!)

Miroku: And Kikyou?

Sango: -is poking the poisoned eye of Kikyou with a pitchfork,listening to her squeaks of pain.-

ShiroInu: Dress her up in a sailor fuku outfit,repeat for two hours daily that SHE is Kagome's reflection and Inuyasha doesn't love her and then I'll let my dogs gnaw on her for a while and then i'll toss her back in the well.Sound good?

Sango: Genius.

Miroku: Interesting.

Inuyasha & Kagome: -is too busy cuddling,though Kagome grins.-

ShiroInu: Alright,well you guys go on home.It was wonderful having you here as guests and I'm sure the reviwers will miss you as well. -hugs each.-

Miroku: It was a WONDERFUL experiance..-gets a perverted look.-

Sango: -smacks Miroku.- Thanks for having us.

Kagome: I can't thank you enough for torturing Hojo and Kikyou.

Inuyasha: Yeah yeah,feh,thanks wench.

ShiroInu: Tata! Ja!

The gang: -waves and leaves.-

Sesshy: -desperately trying to do the worm out of the ropes that he had been tied in.-

ShiroInu: Oh no you don't! -she giggles,wagging a finger at him,apparently in no real rush.-

Sesshy: -eyes widen in fear as he tries to wiggle away faster.-

ShiroInu: -snaps her fingers and a hoard of Sesshy in dog form clones run over and drag Sesshy into the lobby where he will be forced to read Yaoi fanfics of himself and his brother.-

Kikyou: -groans with pain.-

ShiroInu: Now,its your turn. JAKEN!

-A scrubby looking toad with a spiked collar wobbles over.-

Jaken: What do you want wench?!

ShiroInu: Pathetic toad! You dare insult me?! -beats him over the head repeatedly with the hilt of her sword.-

Jaken: -yelps with each hit.- S-sorry m-mistress! What can I do for you?

ShiroInu: Thats a good slave.Fetch me Inuyasha episodes 12,56, and then a few of the fluff episodes.Oh and a sailor fuku outfit as well.

Jaken: -nods mutely and scuffles off.-

ShiroInu: So,Kikyou,did I tell you about all my reviewers? They are just the sweetest.They kept saying they wanted you to be tortured and such.

Kikyou: Bitch.

ShiroInu: -kicks her in the face casually.- And so, here I am! Fulfilling my reviewers requests.

Kikyou: -moans.-

ShiroInu: I figure,I'll torture either Jaken AND Sesshy next or..Naraku maybe.

Jaken: Here you are,m-mistress. -hands over things.-

ShiroInu: -kicks Jaken in the head,watching him fly off screen.-

Kikyou: -glares.-

ShiroInu: -slips on some headphones and listens to slipknot.-

Kikyou: What do you plan to do?

ShiroInu: -oblivious to Kikyou as she dresses Kikyou up in a fuku similar to Kagome's.-

Kikyou: W-what the hell?!

ShiroInu: -headbangs as she wanders over to a TV and pops in some tapes.-

Kikyou: Eh? -looks at TV.-

ShiroInu: -smirks as she slips some headphones over Kikyou's ears with the words repeating, 'Kagome is better than me.I am a clay pot.I am a whore.Inuyasha loves Kagome.Everybody hates me...' and turns it up full blast.-

Kikyou: -screams in denial.- NO! I AM NOT A WHORE! INUYASHA LOVES ME! -cannot hear self.- AHHHHHH!

ShiroInu: -takes a hammer and starts to break Kikyou from the cement,humming.-

Kikyou: -jerking head around,wailing.- NO! NO!

ShiroInu: -places Kikyou in a chair and wraps her body tightly with ropes and chains.-

Kikyou: -opens eyes slightly,looking fearful as the TV turns on to show Inuyasha episodes.-

ShiroInu: -slips off her own headphones and grins at Kikyou.-

Kikyou: -stares at fluff episodes.-

ShiroInu: Servant? Call me in 5 hours.

Servant: Yes madamn.

ShiroInu: -trots off to find some lunch and videogames.-

-5 hours later.-

ShiroInu: -yawns and walks over to Kikyou.-

Kikyou: -staring at screen with wide eyes,mumbling.- Kagome is better than me..I am a clay pot..I am a whore..

ShiroInu: SUCCESS! -thunder booms in background.- MUAHAHAHA! MY CREATION!

Lawyers: -glare through windows.-

ShiroInu: Er..MUAHAHA! RUMIKO TAKAHASHI'S CREATION!..?

Lawyers: -nod.-

ShiroInu: -sweatdrops and drags Kikyou out of the Torture chamber and into her car.-

Iro-chan: You can't drive.

ShiroInu: -screams.-

Iro-chan: Glad to see you missed me e_e;

ShiroInu: Oh..Its you.Everybody..This is my supposedly better half.

Iro-chan: Damn straight.

ShiroInu: -slams on the gas and goes whizzing down the street.-

Iro-chan: I'm never mentioned because for many years I was locked in a closet.

ShiroInu: Yup. I let her out because I felt pity for her. -kind look.-

Iro-chan: You little lier. You let me out because you couldn't open the pickle jar!

ShiroInu: Shut up.

KikyoU: -moan.-

Both: SHUT UP!

ShiroInu: Anyways,I'm taking Kikyou to the well.

Iro-chan: How are we gonna get from Alaska to Japan?

ShiroInu: When your a author,anything is possible! You just have to use your..Imaginationnn -does movement with hands and a rainbow appears.-

Iro-chan: Right ¬¬;

ShiroInu: -Stops outside Kagome's house.-

Iro-chan: O.O;

ShiroInu: -smugly kicks Kikyou out of the car and into the well.-

Iro-chan: Kikyou's torture is complete..H-hey? Whats that? -points to Kagom's window.-

ShiroInu: -takes binoculars and sees two shadows making out.- Aww.

Iro-chan: Man..What stamina.

ShiroInu: COME! WE FLY!

Iro-chan: -watches as car grows wings and they fly off to Alaska.-