A/N: OMG I am so sorry for not updating sooner, but I been so busy with school, homework, and semester finals. Well, I'm finally doing it (are you happy now, Meghan?)
Disclaimer: I do own Hannah Montana. At least, I did. In a dream I had. Then I woke up. So sad.
I decided to use Wolfwhisperer's idea. Here's a virtual pop tart to you!
Chapter 3
He should send you e-mails when he can't call you………
Lilly decided to check her e-mail, just in case Meghan had sent her any other junk. She froze upon glancing at the "How To Pick The Right Guy" e-mail, recalling her thoughts on Oliver. Why am I thinking about Oliver like this? He's my best friend, that's all!
That's when she noticed about 25 e-mails from Oliver in her inbox. What the heck?! Oliver, you freak! She remembered then that Oliver had been grounded for the whole bathroom/phone episode. His mom, becoming worried, had gone to check on him and overheard the conversation. Let's just say that her worriness (A/N I don't knowan I don't care if that's a real word) disappeared real quickly. He couldn't use the phone at all and he had to go straight home after school. Looks like Oliver found a loophole in the grounding-emailing. He was always good at that.
Lilly clicked on the first one.
Sup Lillay,
I'm sooooooooooo borrrrrreeeeddddddd!! Seriously, what r u supposed 2 do when ur grounded?
Love u, Ollie
Lily grinned. Like Oliver didn't know what you supposed to do when you're grounded. He could teach classes at the college on it. Wait; do college kids even get grounded? Oh, well, I'll have to wait and see. She clicked on the next one.
Lils,
Still soooooooo borrrrrreeeeeedddddd…..seriously, where r u? R u surfing?
Ur tryin 2 rub it in my face dat I'm grounded, rn't u?
Ur mean……meanie
Love ya(even though you're a big meanie) Oliver
Lilly stared at the screen in amusement and fascination. Oliver must have been sending these emails to her every night. The big donut, why didn't he just I.M. me? He knows I don't look at my emails a lot. His mom probably told him no I.M. Lilly laughed mentally at Oliver's bad luck. She checked the next email.
Liiiiiilllllllsssssss,
Wheeeerrrrrrreeeeee aaaaaarrreeee uuuuuuuuuuuu??????? I neeeeeeeeedddddddd uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Come ooonnnnn!!!!!
Your boooorrreeeddd friend, Oliver
P.S. Love you like candy
Lilly was dumbfounded. This was starting to get a little sad. A little? It passed that when he sent you the twenty-fifth email. Next one brought no change.
Liiiiiilllllyyyy,
Cooooommmmeee onnnnnnn!!!! This isn't funnyyy annnyyymooorrrreeeeee!!!!!!!! LLiiiiiilllllyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
Olllliiiivvveeeeerrrr
lllooovvveee uuuuuuu
She decided to skip over the rest (21 more!!) and just reply to Oliver:
Hey Oliver,
Man, r u desperate or what?! Come on, Ollie, u kno I don't check my email that often. So don't b gettin mad at me that I'm not responding. U could have just told me at skool, moron.
Lilly ♥
Immediately (well, more like two minutes) after she hit "SEND", a message from good ol' idiotic Ollie popped up. Lilly shook her head. Oliver actually was waiting on his computer for me to respond?! His mom needs to un-ground him because, clearly, this is doing serious damage to him.
Lillay,
First of all, THANK GOD UR THERE!!!!!!!!! I WAS ABOUT 2 GO INSANE!!!! (A/N about to?!) Now that I'm done, well, excuse me for not remembering in my time of need that you're lazy. Sooooo soooooorrrrryyyy. Anyway, what use would it b mentioning ur missed messages at skool? U wouldn't have any idea what I was talking bout since ur 2 lazyyyyy.
Oliver (whose not bored anymore)
I love you even more now!
Inside her head, Lilly was debating whether or not to reply or just shut her computer down, stranding Oliver in his sea of misery and patheticnessness (A/N Yes, I know I said 'ness' 2 times. Just roll wit' it) She decided to spare Oliver and hit REPLY
Oliver,
Don't u dare call me lazy! I'm not the 1 who waits till we're already skool 2 finish his homework! So there!!!!!!
Lilly ♥
Lilly sent the message, smirking. Let's see Oliver reply to that. He ain't got nuthin'.
Lils,
Hey, that was 1 time and u can't hold it against me cause ur the 1 that told me the paper was due Saturday! How was I supposed 2 kno it was a joke?!
Oliver
P.S. How do u do those little hearts? They're freakin awesome!
P.S.S Love them! Deciding whether or not I love u!
Lilly wanted to burst out laughing, you know, that kind of rolling-on-the-floor-face-as-red-as-a-Hawaiin-Punch-gasping-for-breath-so-loud-your-neighbors-call-the-cops-and-you-have-explain-to-everyone-that-you-were-simply-trying-to-gather-oxygen-back-into-your-lungs-because-this-guy-who's-been-your-bestest-friend-since-preschool-can't-come-up-with-good-comebacks-and said-some-totally-stupid-things-over-email-and-is-now-proving-your-theory-that-he-was-indeed-dropped-on-his-head-when-he-was-an-infant-and-then-your-neighbors-and-the-totally-hot-policemen-who-came-to-save-your-life-and-possibly-give-you-CPR-give-you-strange-looks-not-unlike-the-daily-ones-you-give-that-certain-guy-who's-been-your-bestest-friend-since-preschool-laugh. Yeah, that kind of laugh. She decided not to, just in case her neighbors really did call the cops.
Dear sweet Oliver,
I shall tell u how u supposed to kno it was a joke. I TOLD U IT WAS ON A SATURDAY!!!!!! COMMEN SENSE AND KNOWLEDGE SHUD TELL U THAT IF SUM1 TELLS U THAT A PAPER IS DUE ON A SATURDAY, ITS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE SINCE THERE IS NO SKOOL ON SATURDAY!!!! GOD!!! U IDIOT!!!!!
Your dear sweet friend,
Lilly ♥
P.S. Not gonna tell u. It's my dirty little secret.
P.S.S. Yeah, I kno. They're awesome.
P.S.S.S. Good day!
Before Oliver could respond to her internet yelling, or, even worse, respond with something lame like "Ur mom!", she turned off her computer and began her homework.
She didn't want to end like Oliver and his Saturday paper.
Well, how was it? I tried to make it longer, but on the program I write it on, it makes the story look longer than it actually is. I also tried to make it funnier. How was I? Like Oliver would say, PPPPllllllleeeeaaaasssseee rrreeevvviiieeewww!!!!!!!!
