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Narrator: The Guardian Units of Nations; The elite special forces of Station Square.

(The screen shows a group of people in SWAT-like clothing taking out crooks.)

Narrator: Cobra; The vicious terrorists, and nemisous of the G.I. Joe team.

(The screen then shows a group of people in blue and black army clothing attacking American soilders.)

Narrator: WHO...IS...DEADLIEST? To find out, our world-class fighters are testing each of the team's most deadly weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two goe toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercey: It's a duel to the death, all to see just who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

We once again enter the fight club.

Narrator: Here at the fight club, the host has brought two members of each side to see who would win in a fight between...The Guardian Units of Nations...

G.U.N.'s Stats:

First appearance: Sonic Adventure 2 (2001)

Enemies: Dr. Eggman, The Black Arms, & Shadow at one point

Goal: To protect the world

Created by: The Sonic Team

Narrator:...And Cobra.

Cobra's Stats:

First appearance: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1989)

Enemies: G.I. Joe Team

Goal: World domination

Created by: Larry Hama

Narrator: Both teams are confident about their victories.

Team G.U.N. is represented by the GUN Commander and Agent Topaz.

"G.U.N. has faced space monsters, giant robots, and just about anything you can throw at us. Cobra won't stand much of a chance." the Commander gloated.

"They might be well organized, but I'm sure we can take them." Topaz added.

Team Cobra will be represented by Cobra Commander and The Baroness.

"Those G.I.'s have trouble with defeating us...Which they never will. What makes G.U.N. think they'll win?" Cobra Commander, litterally, hissed.

"G.U.N. make think their tough, but Cobra will crush them!" Baroness said with an unrecognizable European accent.

Narrator: Both teams have brought the two squad's weapons...

G.U.N.'s weapons:

Long range- Bazooka

Mid range- Laser Rifle

Close range- Combat Knife

Special weapon- G.U.N. Shield

Explosive weapon- C4

Cobra's weapons:

Long range- M-16

Mid range- Skorpion VZ. 61

Close range- Tokarev TT-33

Special weapon- Flamethrower

Explosive weapon- SEMTEX

Narrator: First up is long range. Team GUN brings to the fight...The Bazooka; a weapon that shoots explosive rockets long distances.

The GUN Commander steps out into the firing range and aims the bazooka at a group of dummies made to look like Cobra soldiers. He pulls the trigger and a rocket zooms out torwards the targets. When the rocket made impact, an explosion was created...destroying all but one target. Said target is only partly destroyed...missing it's legs and arms.

Narrator: Team Cobra is impressed, but fire back with...The M16 Rifle.

Cobra Commander steps out into the firing range with the M16 and takes aim at five targets made to look like GUN Troops. He fires a shower of bullets into all the targets. Close examination reviels bullet wounds in the temple, above the heart, and in the stomach.

Narrator: The M16 was a fast weapon, but has a shorter range then the bazooka, giving it the edge.

Edge: GUN

Narrator: Next is mid range weapons. Team GUN brings...The Laser Rifle.

Topaz steps out into the firing range with the laser rifle and takes aim at a dummy in a Cobra soilder's uniform. She pulls the trigger and a green laser fires out of the gun. The laser made a large gapping hole in the chest when it made impact.

Narrator: Team Cobra is once again impressed, but not impressed enough as they answer back with...The Skorpion VZ. 61.

Baroness steps out to the firing range and aims the skorpion at five dummies in GUN uniforms. She takes fire and shoots a shower of bullets from the submachine pistol. When she's finnished, their are bullet wounds in every one of the dummies' chests.

Narrator: The Skorpion was faster than the laser rifle, but the wounds were small compared to the rifle's. Laser rifle gets the edge.

Edge: GUN

Narrator: Now it's time for close range weapons. Team GUN comes forward with...The Combat Knife.

The GUN Commander steps up to a gel torso with the knife in hand. He then takes the knife and stabs and slashes at the torso, causing massive flesh wounds.

Narrator: Team Cobra isn't phased one bit as the fire back with...The Tokarev TT-33 Pistol.

Cobra Commander steps out to the firing range and fires the pistol staight at a dummy made to look like a GUN soilder. The bullet goes striaght through the heart.

Narrator: Due to it's longer range and higher leathlity, the edge goes to the Tokarev Pistol.

Edge: Cobra

Narrator: For special weapons, Team GUN brings...The GUN Shield; a bullet proof riot shield.

Topaz puts a shield into the hands of a target made to look like a GUN soilder. She then grabs one of Cobra's weapons- the Skorpion VZ. 61- and fires at the target. Not one bullet damaged the shield.

Narrator: Team Cobra is still not impressed. They plan to heat things up with...The Flamethrower.

Baroness takes aim with the flamethrower and fires at the same target holding the shield. Both the target and the shield burst into flames, and where reduced to ash in mere minutes.

Narrator: The shield was perfect for protection from bullets; fire is another story. The edge goes to the flamethrower.

Edge: Cobra

Narrator: Finally, it's time for explosive weapons. Team GUN brings...C4 Explosives.

The GUN Commander places a slab of C4 under a table in the firing range as part of a scenario, complete with three targets. He then steps a mile away and activates the detonator. The C4 explodes and the table and two of the targets are destroyed.

Narrator: Team Cobra is not impressed that much and answers back with...SEMTEX; an explosive twice as powerful as TNT.

Cobra Commander does the exact same scenario, with three more tagets. He steps a mile away then activates the detonator. The SEMTEX explodes and destroies all the targets.

Narrator: Due to the bigger blast, SEMTEX gets the edge.

Edge: Cobra

Narrator: Testing is now complete, it's time to see who is more superior. The data from the tests will be uploaded into a battle simulation, developed by Slitherine Studios. To keep this battle from being won by a single lucky shot, the simulation will be ran 1000 times. Who will win? Good Vs Evil...Guardians Vs Terrorists...Team Vs Team...

(The screen shows GUN soilders, then Cobra troops. Next, the screen shows a GUN agent rescueing a hostage, then a Cobra soilder holding someone hostage. Finally, the screen shows a group of GUN agents, then a group of Cobra soilders.)

Narrator: WHO...IS...DEADLIEST?


Simulation:

Having gotten orders to eliminate a new threat to Station Square, six G.U.N. soilders (5 men and 1 woman) enter a large abandonded factory, thinking it maybe their hideout. The leader gives a signal to the others to split up and search the grounds.

Meanwhile, six Cobra soilders (5 men and 1 woman) pull up near the factory in a jeep. It really was their hideout. The leader gets a feeling their not alone and order the rest of the group to spilt up and search the factory.

G.U.N.- 6

Cobra- 6

As both teams enter the factory, one of the G.U.N. agents spots one of the Cobra soilders. Carefully pulling out his laser rifle, he takes aim and fires. The laser hit the soilder dead in the chest.

G.U.N.- 6

Cobra- 5

Both teams hear the noise and investegate the source. Another Cobra soilder spots the GUN soilder with the rifle and aims his Skorpion VZ. 61 at him and fires.

G.U.N.- 5

Cobra- 5

Outside, the GUN leader and a rookie soilder find the jeep that the enemies have arrived in. Taking out a slab of C4, he ties it to the bottom of the jeep. The leader then looks at the rookie and orders her to press the detonator as soon as the enemy is insight and near the jeep. She agrees and the leader enters the factory again with a bazooka.

Inside the factory, two GUN soilders are being chased by the female Cobra member as she fires her M16. Both GUN members lift up their G.U.N. Shields and block the bullets. One of them pulls out his laser rifle and fires at the Cobra member, who dodges it. The GUN leader then appears and orders the two to get down. They do so and the leader fires his bazooka at the Cobra member, blowing her up.

G.U.N.- 5

Cobra- 4

Another GUN member is running from a Cobra member, who's shooting his M16 at him. The bullets bounce off his shield, and the GUN member jumps behind a crate and pulls out his combat knife. The Cobra member searches for him and the GUN member jumps him and stabs him in the back. While this was happening, another Cobra member was aiming his flamethrower at the GUN member and fired, burning both the GUN soilder and the dead Cobra soilder.

G.U.N.- 4

Cobra- 3

The GUN leader and the two other members are searching for an exit and find one. What they don't know, however, is that a Cobra member placed a slab of SEMTEX on it. As the GUN leader opens the door, the Cobra soilder presses the detonator, sending the GUN leader flying backwards onto the floor. One of the GUN soilders fires his laser rifle at the Cobra soilder, killing him.

G.U.N.- 4

Cobra- 2

The two check on the injured leader, but don't feel a pulse. They mourn him breifly and continue their mission.

G.U.N.- 3

Cobra- 2

The Cobra member with the flamethrower spots the two and shoots flames at them. One of them dodged out of the way in time, but his friend was not so lucky.

G.U.N.- 2

Cobra- 2

The GUN soilder then took his laser rifle and fired at the tank of the flamethrower. The Cobra member screamed, then bursted into flames.

G.U.N.- 2

Cobra- 1

Exhusted, the GUN member tries to find the exit. As he reaches the door knob, he feels something on the back of his head...It was the Cobra leader holding a Tokarev TT-33 pistol. He pulls the trigger at point-blank range, and watches the GUN member fall.

G.U.N.- 1

Cobra- 1

Smirking in victory, the Cobra leader goes out to his jeep and opens the door. Nearby, in a shead just outside the factory, the rookie has just spotted the Cobra leader enter the car. She pulls out the detonator and presses the button.

BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

The jeep explodes in a ball of fire.

G.U.N.- 1

Cobra- 0

The rookie GUN member exits the shead and shouts "GUN!" in victory.


Winner: G.U.N.

Narrator: In the 1000 battles, GUN was victorius with 567-kills, compared to Cobra's 433-kills.

G.U.N.'s kills: 567

Bazooka- 384

Laser Rifle- 120

Combat Knife- 13

G.U.N. Shield- 0

C4- 50

Cobra's kills: 433

M16- 204

Skorpion VZ. 61- 100

Tokarev TT-33 Pistol- 50

Flamethrower- 22

SEMTEX- 57

At the fight club, the teams discuss what happened.

"There was no doubt in my mind that we'd win." Topaz gloated.

"What does that computer know? COBRA WOULD CRUSH THEM IN REAL LIFE!" Baroness exclaimed in anger.

(The screen then shows the GUN agent yelling "GUN!" in victory.)