Title: TMI Dude

Rating: K

Disclaimer: I do not hold or claim to hold any sort of ownership or rights over the characters and themes in this story; they belong to Hetalia/Hidekaz Himaruya.

Talking: Hello! It's me! And here comes a story about... BULGARIA! He's so underrated, honestly.

Also, yes, there will be a plot to this story!

Have I... Just created the crack pairing of LatviaxMoldova? What has my mind become?

Small Fact(s):

- Bulgaria nods his head when he means no and shakes his head when he means yes.

- Bulgaria is often disturbingly optimistic.

- Moldova has fangs just like Romania's.

TMI Dude:

"Bulgaria, can I borrow some money?" Moldova asked sheepishly, sticking out his lip and widening his eyes and overall giving his best effort into these puppy eyes. He really wanted to go to this meeting.

Bulgaria glanced up and shook his head. "Of course," he said.

"Of course... Not?" Moldova wondered, eyebrows furrowed. "I was going to the Young Nations meeting and we all have to make a small donation to the cause to go a-and Iceland just put his money in, he said something about selling mackerel, and-"

"I said of course! Not much, though," Bulgaria corrected. "Iceland probably just got a good deal on some fish. Don't worry, I'm sure things will look up eventually!"

Moldova grinned, although it looked a little more like he was baring his fangs. So the puppy eyes had paid off after all! "Yay! Thanks!"

And so he ran off to take some money before Bulgaria could change his mind.

The next morning, he answered a call from Moldova. He listened carefully, then realized he had in fact been half-asleep that whole time and not listening carefully at all. He opted for asking incredulously, "You what?"

"I may have been roomed with Latvia, who may be nervous of my fangs-he blurted it out, so I'm pretty sure-and I may have bought him some candy with the money you let me borrow," he admits quietly. "He liked the candy, though."

"Oh! That's nice of you. I'm sure you'll be best friends and you'll get along perfectly and you'll never ever argue and when you're old enough he'll ask you out on a date and you'll get married and improve your economies together and live happily ever after," Bulgaria gushed, his soft smile the only hint of something odd.

There was a short, horrified silence, and then Moldova hung up.