Yo Readers! So Yesterday (Today to Me)(NOT ANYMORE SLACKER!) Everyone was Talking In Mandatory Music So My Teacher Found This Funny and Said "Must Be Because My Lesson Is So Exciting" And I said "Yeah Just Like A Michael Bay Movie Sir". So Yeah Last Chapter Did Take Longer Because Of Fanfic and my internet Royally Fucking Up and I woke up at 5 Because I Didn't Change the time back... THIS TOOK 2 DAYS!
Chapter 3: Hotel Escapades: The Escapade Menace
Shiek had always wanted to be a menace or an asshole whenever he could so today was by far an exciting day for him. The doors for other people were open, expensive items weren't nailed down in their room and 'Hot Thangs'* were prowling the building. So Sheik knew today would be great to mess with everyone. He started at reception (Like Children Should... :D).The Classic 'Hey There...' Was Brought In To Signal The Start Of Hells Takeover.
Shiek smiled. He had just returned after calling room service and guarding the door with pillows and a drawer. When they tried to push through the Shiekah began spraying condiments that were in the room and throwing salt at the poor attendant. "GOD! MY EYES BUURNNNN!" The attendant yelled before Shiek rushed him took his wallet and the breakfast he ordered. After reaching a balcony, Shiek dangled it before dropping the wallet. His eyes widened and Link on the balcony below caught it. "Damn... Zelda, Midna look what I caught!". Shiek smiled and ran as fast as he could down to their room. Then he trashed Links stuff and disabling the door buzzer.
Link chased after the menace, a bat in his hands. THWACK!. Link hit home run by knocking the ass out cold and then dragging his body to the car were Link turned on Sheik's Ipod and waited listening to 'Super Sonic Racing' and then 'All About That Bass'.
So Yeah CHAPTER BREAK!. Because I wanted Flashbacks and more in this Chapter Chapter 4 WILL ALSO BE HERE :D. Plus Even though it's easy because I have 0 review FIRST PERSON TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE CHAPTERS NAME REFERENCES YOU GAIN ETERNAL PRAISE AND A SHOUTOUT WITH COOKIES!(NOT THIS ONE CHAPTER 3'S IT'S EASY)
Chapter 4: The Stories and Taste Of Arrival PART 1
FLASHBACK
Link Yawned Loudly. He popped the free 'Farores Courage' Crystal Sweet in his mouth. Zelda and Shiek liked the 'Nayru's Wisdom' one and Midna enjoyed 'Din's Power'. The Blue Fairy Gave it Them and Sheik didn't Like That one So Link Took It. It Ccleaned your Teeth like When you bleached them completely white and tasted like heaven depending on your preffered flavour. Apparently The Different Ones Could Tell Your Personality/Future/Future Personality. Sheik Made Fun Of Link Saying Getting Together With Zelda Would Be A Confident Boost To His Life Which Link Just Dismissed...
