Chapter 3: Wrath of the Chimps

Out of a pit, three letters were spelled out with red lightning. The letters were 'S.O.S'. Inside the pit was TL.

"I don't know if anyone in this dimension knows what S.O.S stands for, but it's worth a shot..." muttered the hedgehog.

Earlier, TL had stumbled into a Burmese Tiger Trap and, well...got trapped. He just thought it was lucky that this one was abandoned. He nipped his finger and slammed it on the ground.

"SUMMONING JUTSU!" TL shouted.

Naruto appeared in a puff of smoke.

"What's happenin', TL?" Asked the Maverick Ninja.

"I need ya to go to Konoha and tell the Author Fighters that I'm trapped in a jungle dimension." TL commanded.

"On it!" Naruto replied before vanishing. TL then screamed to the heavens...

"ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO CAN HELP ME OUTTA HERE?!" TL demanded of no one in particular.

Several hairy things appeared above TL, who held out the sign of Spok.

"I come in peace?" TL asked, shakily.

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Airnaruto was strolling down the streets of Konoha when Naruto ran, headlong, into him.

"Naruto?!" Airnaruto asked, winded "What's..."

"Now's not the time, Seth!" Naruto interrupted "It's TL!"

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D-Dude made a tally-mark chart in front of the rest of the Author Fighters in Konoha--DM, Airnaruto, X Prodigy, Ranger, No Limit, and Wormtail.

"So, where's Soul?" Asked Ranger.

Dimensiondude replied in a matter-of-fact voice.

"Well, it should be obvious to the LEAST intelligent person...who had a general knowledge of all dimensions (A/N: yes, that's why he's called Dimensiondude), that TLSoulDude used Chaos Control to warp elsewhere."

"The hedgehog knows how to do Chaos Control?" Wormtail asked "Interesting..."

"Yeah, but if he uses it, he had no idea where he'll end up." Replied Dimensiondude before continuing "According to what Airnaruto said that Naruto told him, TL said that he was in some jungle. All we have to do is go through the jungle dimensions one at a time until we find the one we're lookin' for."

"Good, how many are there?" Asked Ranger.

"Fifty-one." Replied D-Dude.

"FIFTY-ONE?!" Ranger demanded, spastically.

"Well, actually, there's fifty-two, but I think we can count out Skull Island." Dimensiondude muttered "Otherwise, TL wouldn't have lived long enough to summon Naruto."

DarkMagicianmon stood up.

"Alright, we split up." DM commanded "Ask the inhabitants if they saw SoulDude, D-Dude stays here to count off the tallys. Now, go!"

Everyone except Dimensiondude vanished into other dimensions.

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The Author Fighters swept through the dimensions with jungles, interrogating people if they saw their hedgehog friend. If they got a possible reply, they checked out the area, if not, they returned to Dimensiondude, who would clear a tally mark. Eventually, they got to the point where one was left.

"Took us hours, but we finally got to an area." Dimensiondude said "It's around the Wangunga area, so it should be no problem, right?"

All of them, including Dimensiondude, vanished into thin air.

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The seven Authors appeared in a jungle.

"Away I go!" Dimensiondude shouted, joyously "I'm built for the trees!"

Dimensiondude clambered up the tree and began jumping from branch to branch.

"So am I, Big Double D!" Airnaruto shouted as he jumped into the trees and followed the dragonsaur. Ranger went into his Curse Mark mode and spread his wings before taking off with X Prodigy.

"I'm off!" DM said and then began running in his own direction, leaving No Limit and Wormtail all alone...

"What now?" NL asked Wormtail, who simply shrugged.

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DM then noticed a ruined castle.

"Worth a shot." Said the halfa.

DM walked into the castle and what he saw caused his mouth to fall open.

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Later, Dimensiondude and Airnaruto came to the same castle.

"Worth a shot..." Said the dragonsaur.

"What's with that line?" Asked Airnaruto, not expecting an answer.

The two walked into the castle and saw several monkeys that looked like crosses between gangly people and chimpanzees. What startled them was that the other Authors were tied up and TL was on a throne with face-paint on his cheeks that looked like eyes.

"Something tells me that these monkeys think that TL's some sorta god..." Dimensiondude said, aloud.

"D-Dude!" Shouted Airnaruto.

The author ninja covered Dimensiondude's mouth a few seconds too late. Their cover was blown! The monkeys darted over and quickly over-powered and tied up Airnaruto and Dimensiondude.

"Good chimps! Good!" TL replied, using a stereotypical Native American tone "They make-um fine dinner!"

"TL, HAVE YOU FINALLY LOST IT?!" Dimensiondude screamed at his brother.

TL walked over to the two and bonked them on the head with his staff.

"No way to address Almighty Hedgehog!" TL stated and then spoke to the monkeys "Monkeys, send-um these blasphemers to cages!"

The chimps began circling the two and the rest of the Authors. TL then spoke to Airnaruto and D-Dude, out of the corner of his mouth...

"Help me..." he muttered, shakily.

"What?" Airnaruto asked.

"Help me!" TL whispered.

So, TL has been captured by monkeys that think that he's a god. What'll happen to the Author Fighters NOW? Why does TL need help? And who will they get out of this situation? Find out in the next installment of Anti-TL's Wrath!

This is part one of the Rescue SoulDude arc. It only lasts two chapters and I kinda got the next chapter from a combination of the Wild (hate the movie) and Dead Man's Chest (liked the movie). Anyway, read, review, and no flaming, please.