iTeach Sex Ed
(Spencer's POV)
After Freddie, Rodney and Wendy retrived Gibby from the hallway (According to them, they found him in to corner making balloon animals out of condoms) We got crackin' on who was getting paired up for this project.
"Alright, I put you guys with partners that I think suited you best. I placed more motivated and hardworking students with those who aren't as motivated. Also you will be placed in opposite sex pairs." I grabbed the clipboard next to me and started naming off students.
"Rodney and Wendy, Sebastin and Laura, Carly and Gibby, Scott and Jennette, Holleh and Nathan, Kyle and Rose, Lucy and David, Parker and Trina, Toby and Michelle and last but not least, Sam and Freddie" I checked off the last of the names. I heard an abrupt slamming on the desks. The 2 teens stood up, horrified.
"What! Why!" They asked simultaneously. They glared at one another then focused back on me.
"Why did you set me up with this nub?" Sam asked pointing to Freddie.
"Because, you guys are friends and I figure Freddie could help you adjust your attitude a little." Freddie chuckled. Sam gave him the death glare which immediately terminated his gigglefits.
"At least it's better than working with balloon animal condom boy." I heard Sam mutter as she took her seat.
"Anyway, halfway through the unit you will have to present this project with your partner. It's an in-class research assignment so there's no homework, granted you work hard. The only thing you must preform outside of class is getting your STD test done. There is a clinic located next to BF wangs on the west side of Seattle." I started passing out the rubric and parent/guardian signature sheets.
"You must being these back signed by Friday, this sheet tells me whether your parent or legal guardian either can or cannot take you to the clinic." I saw a couple of kids look at the rubric as I talked. The bell rang, thank god! The kids scattered out of the room except for Carly, Sam, and Freddie.
"Look, I know you guys aren't in love with this project idea, but it's either that or loads of homework and worksheets." I sat at my desk and started looking through some papers...
...
When I got back to the apartment I flopped on the couch, relieved.
"Spencer Shay!" Wow, that was a long R&R time (not!). I sat up to a frantic looking Mrs. Benson. She could've knocked.
"How can I help you?" She thrashed the signature sheet I passed out during the kids health class today about the STD testing. Oh boy!
"What is the meaning of this? I know my little Fredward does NOT have STD's or STI's!"
"Calm down Mrs. Benson, they're getting tested JUST to see how people who really do have STD's or STI's would get tested." She let out a small sigh of relief.
"Good, so it's just for a project?"
"100%"
"Ok, and...I know you wouldn't do this but, are you showing any of the kids pornographic images?"
"Of course not!" I shot up defensivly. She held her hands up.
"I was just asking!" She scurried out of the apartment. Relieved once again I slumped back down on the couch. Hoping to get a moment of slumber.
"Pst...Spencer...is she gone?" A voice whispered from behind the counter.
"Yeah, she is...where are you mysterious whispering person?" I asked. Freddie slowly rose from behind the counter.
"Why are you avoiding your mom?" I looked at Freddie, who gave me a I-think-you-know-why look.
"She's freaking out about this whole testing thing. She actually thinks I have STD's and am not a vrigin anymore." I patted his shoulder.
"Ahhh, well I know that's not true. You're still a virgin."
"..."
"Right?"
"Welll..."
"You're not a virgin!"
"Does doing it on a boat count?"
"Of course it does!"
"Oh...then I guess I'm not."
"Who was it?"
"What?"
"Who'd you have sex with?" Freddie, still not looking me in the eye was about to answer when Carly popped in.
"Hey guys!" She greeted cheerfully. Sam was right behind her eating a drumstick.
"What goes on?" She asked with a handful of chicken meat in her mouth.
"We'll discuss this later" I mumbled before going into my room.
