A/N: Hey, there everybody! It's me, MBAV fan66! And it's time for our next Epic Poet Battle Of Whitechapel! :D

In this one we will see Sarah go up against Erica and Rory. So, in other words, a one-on-two battle! Though...granted, Rory is more an assist to Erica than anything, really. *giggle* ;P He doesn't get all down and dirty like the girls do, in theirs. Lol!

ThePartTimeWarrior008 will be doing Sarah's, while I'll be doing Erica's and Rory's.

We hope you all will like it! :) And don't forget to leave a review when you're done! :D

Shout outs to:

TiredOfBeingNice- Thanks! Glad you loved it so much! :D That one was quite the throwdown, huh? Lol! Probably, my favorite one, so far. ;) Though, there's only two (now, three), so far, that is. ;P

justwritting1moretime- Thanks! We're glad you liked it so much! :D Yeah, I worked really hard on Grandma's, in that last chapter. Glad it paid off! :) This rhyming stuff isn't easy, yah know. *giggles* ;P

Acornriot- Thank you for adding this story to your favorites and to your follow list! And also, thank you for adding my other stories ("MBAV One-Shots Radio" and "A Fairytale Kind Of Love II: The Story Continues") to your favorite and follow lists, as well! I much appreciate it! :D

Stretch Snodgrass- Thanks! :D Glad you liked it! :) Yeah, it was no-holds-barred in that one, huh?! Lol! And you're right! Jane was playing both sides, huh?! Lol! More so her own, though. ;) I guess, Ethan didn't want to hit too far below the belt with Benny and risk ruining their years of friendship with each other. So, he held back a bit, out of courtesy to his best friend. :) Benny, on the other hand, didn't have much sympathy for his best friend in the dating department, though! Huh?! Lol! Maybe it was just him giving Ethan some tough love, so that maybe he actually will ask Sarah out?! Lol! And you don't mess with Evelyn! She's one firecracker of a grandma, who takes no smack from anyone! Lol! Including, 9 year old little girls! Lol! And thanks for adding this story to your follow list, too! I (and my partner in this, ThePartTimeWarrior008) much appreciate it! :D

Bennyweirlover17- I can't remember if you said anything to me about the last chapter or not, in a PM? But just in case you did, I want to give you a shout out, too! *giggles* ;D

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Battle 3: Sarah vs. Erica and Rory


Mr. G: Howdy, folks! I'm Mr. G, the announcer and mediator for Epic Poet Battles Of Whitechapel! Tonight our performers up on stage battling it out shall be Sarah Fox versus the pair Erica Jones and Rory Keaner! So, a bit of a two-on-one battle!

Now, ladies. Let's not let what will be said here tonight effect the wonderful friendship you two have with each other, here tonight. Ok? This is all just a friendly little competition we're having just for fun. But if any problems do happen to arise between you two after this, then just know that my door is always open at school for a bit of friendship counseling, should you need to talk things out a bit. Civilly of course.

Anyway, back to the audience, now!

The order of who's going when is as follows! First, will be Sarah. And then, Erica's turn. And finally, we'll have Rory up next. Is that good with you three?

Good! Then let's get this battle started!


Sarah:

Here is the report.

Erica, the girl that everyone in school used to ignore

Just became this town's new whore,

Because she keeps asking for more.

Why? Because her thoughts are dirtier than a filthy boar.

...

What happened to the Erica

That neighbors like?

That taught the neighbors' kid how to ride a bike?

...

Now you're the girl who is missing curfew

And puts on too much perfume.

Why? Because you are too busy trying to get someone in bed

And make them forget that you wreak of the undead.

...

Now I know you act all high and mighty,

But no one can take you seriously when you keep Rory around.

Since he's super obsessed with a hero who wears underwear over his clothes, tightly.

...

And that is not all!

He tried to act like a shinobi.

Pretending that he has Rinnegan,

As if he was Tobi.

But if it wasn't for his vampire powers,

He'd be dead like Obi-Wan Kenobi!


Erica:

Gee, Sarah!

I thought you were my best friend?!

Oh, I get it, now! Girl, there's no need to pretend.

You're just jealous because I attract all the men.

Whereas, you only seem to attraction the attention of little boys.

...

I think it's time that you stop hanging around the dorks so much.

Because you're starting to sound just like them and such.

...

Rory's not the only one who's obsessed with a superhero.

What about your nerd, Ethan and his friend Benny?

They're always getting into it with vampire dork, over who's the best hero.

Pish, like I give a pretty penny.

...

At least, with Rory I'm not falling for the geek, like you are with Ethan.

I mean, you even went on a date with him, even!

I'm pretty sure there's rules against dating your client's kids!

You're suppose to be babysitting him, not locking lips!

Let's just hope that I don't "accidentally" let it slip.

...

Gosh, Sarah! You're always blowing things way out of text.

I don't date these cute guys just for the sex.

All I want is just their yummy blood.

Duh!

...

Unlike you, I'm proud to be a vampire.

In fact, being one used to be our greatest desire.

So, you should embrace it

And not loath it.

There's no greater joy than being a bloodsucker!

Unless, that is...you actually enjoy being a human wannabe fucker!

...

Let's face it, Sarah.

You ain't no Mother Teresa.

In no way logical will a vampire ever be considered a saint.

...

Once you're a vampire, it's like what they say about being black.

That there's no going back!

So, you might as well stop searching for a cure.

Besides, we both know exactly, that your heart's not pure.

Cause Jesse wasn't just only your first kiss.

He was also who you had lost your v-card to, as you probably sighed out his name in pure bliss.

...

Whoops! Did I just say too much?

I think I'll just end it there for now.

We wouldn't want you to have a cow.

Or in your case...have it for lunch.


Rory:

Yo! Yo! Yo!

It's time to listen up!

Cause MC Monsta Bat is here to turn it up!

With my sick ass rhymes and my totally dope beats, it'll just make you wanna blow!

...

Ah, Erica! My lovely little sweet!

Seeing your beauty each and every day is always such a lovely treat.

Just thinking about you, just makes it hard for me to stay on my feet.

I would do anything for you, if it means someday again our lips will meet.

Just like they did when we were both locked inside that blood truck, my sweet.

...

And Sarah? Ouch!

There's no need to be such a grouch.

Frankly, I think you're just jealous of the bond that me and her share.

Something you wish you had with my bud Ethan, if you two were ever a pair.

...

Now, I may like to pretend to be a superhero.

But I'm just trying to make the most of being a vampire, yah know?

Instead, of letting it get me down all the time, like you do.

Even Erica is making the most of her vampirism by thinking it's a dream come true!

...

So, don't be lame.

Yeah, I know Jesse's to blame.

But if it wasn't for him, then you would have never of met us!

Then he would've won and his plan wouldn't of been a bust.

And no telling what would've happened to the town, then?!

So, you see? You becoming a vampire was a blessing and what led to our win!

...

Oh, yeah! A quick shout out to my bro, Benny!

Stay away from my girl, Erica, you warp nine ninny!

Cause me and her were meant to be.

Ever since the day she turned me.

It was destiny!

...

I've said all that needed to be said here.

So, I think I'll go grab a tasty snack, like maybe a deer.

This is MC Monsta Bat, signing out.

But before I go, there's just one little thing you all need to know about.

If you're looking for some live musical entertainment, that's mighty fine.

Then I'm your guy, as I work weekends and weekdays from five to nine.

And that ain't no lie!

As it's now time for me to say good-bye!

...

Deuces!


Mr G: Please, Rory. Let's try and not drop the mic next time when you're done performing and exiting the stage. It might break.

Now, then! That concludes this battle of Epic Poet Battles Of Whitechapel, folks!

Tonight's competitors sure had some...interesting things to say about each other, huh?! I just hope it didn't bruise any egos or ruin any friendships in the process. Now, that I think about it...why are we having such a hurtful and mean competition, anyway? And how did I become it's announcer, in the first place?! Hmm...?

Well, I suppose that wraps it up for this battle! Come back again next time, as we place two or more combatants from our fair town against one another in some more Epic Poet Battles Of Whitechapel!

Until then, this has been your friendly announcer, Mr. G., saying adios to all you fans out there and thank you for stopping by! I'll see you next time on, Epic Poet Battles Of Whitechapel! Bye!


A/N: So, that's another battle done-and-done! :D

What'd you all think? Who won in your eyes, this time around? Sarah or the combo team of Erica and Rory? Or perhaps, you only liked either Erica's or Rory's by themselves, instead?! ;D Either way, please do tell! :D

Anyway, that's it for now. Stay tuned for when we have our next Epic Poet Battle of Whitechapel, again! :D Until then, I'll be seeing you all around! Bye! :D