The Demon Mamba

Goku, Puck and R.J. stood on an old rusted car as they all peed into a river and when finished off Goku noticed Puck got some pee on his hand.

"UGH! You got some on your hand!" Goku yelled as Puck laughed and came at them as they ran.

"Stay away from me!" Goku yelled.

"PUCK! KNOCK IT OFF! THAT'S SO GROSS!" R.J. yelled as they ran from Puck.

"YUCK!"

Goku and R.J. both stopped when they saw what was ahead and Puck crashed into them knocking them over.

"Puck your heavy, get the hell off!" R.J. growled.

"Sorry man, why you two stop?" Puck asked.

"Look over there" Goku said pointing ahead as the three stood on a hill and looked out to the sight.

"Is that?" Puck asked.

"Mmm hmm" Goku nodded.

"This is awesome I feel like I can reach out and touch it" Puck said as they looked to the valley below and ahead Mt. Paouz, "we found it guys! We've found Mt. Paouz!" Puck said as his voice echoed.

Later that night the three sat around roasting hot dogs as Puck and R.J. noticed Goku lack of appetite.

"Hey if you don't like yours give it here, I'll eat it, what's the problem? You got heart burn or something" Puck said.

"No I was thinking about the reason I came here" Goku said.

"Yeah why are we here anyway?" Puck asked.

"Well obviously you came just to watch us get eaten, I came to keep him out of trouble which I've failed miserably at" R.J. sighed.

"I'm looking for a dragon ball they're supposed to be magic, I heard that they make your wishes come true" Goku said.

"Dude, that is just a fairy tale, don't tell me you believe that mumbo jumbo" Puck said still eating.

"I have to, it's the only hope I have for making my grandma well again" Goku said.

"Your grandma can't be sick she was too tough for that" Puck said as he remembered Pan.

Puck Flash back!

"This is out turf ladies your dead meat!" Puck said to three other kids.

"Come on fat boy bring it on!" the leader of the other boys said.

Puck then came charging with a bat as Pan grabbed the bat and yanked him back make Puck hit the ground on his back as Pan stabbed the bat next to his head.

"Using a weapon in combat is a serious thing young man! For now on use your fists!" Pan yelled.

"And please a bat used be used for sports now fighting" Zato said.

End of Flash Back

"She quite a lady, sorry she not doing well" Puck said.

"She dying" Goku cried bring his knees to his chest and hid his face, "my grandma dying!"

"Come on Goku that's not true" R.J. said patting Goku back.

"Yeah man don't talk like that she'll be fine and besides if you want to hang out with me you can't keep crying" Puck said.

"Okay" Goku said.

"Hmmm?" R.J. said standing up when he heard rustling in the bushes around them.

"What's wrong R.J.?" Goku asked.

"Uh nothing" R.J. said.

"Oh by the way, this is yours" Puck said holding out Goku pen.

"Huh?"

"Well go on! Take it dork! It's not cool enough for me!" Puck said as Goku took the pen.

"You know Puck you don't have to be a tough guy around us" R.J. said.

"Gosh thanks Puck" Goku said.

"Oh crap!" R.J. yelled seeing all the glowing red eyes all around them and the growling as wolves began to come out from the darkness.

"Goku" Puck said nervously.

"Hmm?" Goku said.

"RUN!" Puck and R.J. yelled as the wolves came at them.

"Back off!" R.J. yelled round house kicking and wolf and sent it crashing into a tree before running with Goku as Puck picked up a piece of bark from the fire and swung it at the wolves that came at them.

"KEEP GOING GOKU DON'T LOOK BACK! KEEP GOING!" Goku said as he and R.J. ran.

"AH CRAP!" R.J. yelled when they reached a large tree and saw the wolves surround all their exits.

"Somebody help me" Goku said shaking with fear as R.J. stood in front of him and formed two kai balls.

"COME ON! Come at me I dare you!"

The wolves then came at them as Goku screamed and jumped to the branches high above as R.J. followed making the wolves crash into the tree.

Meanwhile the wolves knocked Puck over as they were about to finish him a gun shot was heard and nearby a woman with a gun pointed it at the wolves, "get away from him you beast! Right now!" she yell firing again as the wolves all fled back into the darkness of the forest.
"My goodness what are you doing out here all by yourself? You could have been eaten" the woman asked as she approached with a lantern.

"But I'm not by myself" Puck said.

"Well you could have fooled me."

"GOKU! R.J.!" he yelled running to the tree the two were last at, "but they were right here!"

"AHHHH! Somebody help me! I'm stuck!" Goku cried as they looked up to see Goku at the very top of the pine tree, "WHY AM I UP HERE?! PLEASE SOMEBODY GET ME DOWN! I WANT TO GET DOWN!"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" R.J. yelled kicking the tree to make it shake as Goku fell from the top to be caught by R.J. "there you down, now be quite!"

Later that night the woman led them to her home as they say at a table having some soup and other foods she prepared.

"This is the life! Thanks for the dinner ma'am and we thought we were going to be roughing it out here" Puck said.

"Yes thank you very much miss" R.J. said

"You're welcome and don't be shy, you can have as much as you want so dig in! Oh and I got some warm beds waiting for you when you're finished" she said leaving the room and closing the door behind her as she laughed.

"The big one alone is a buffet dinner" she smiled turning into a red hair blue skinned demon, "what an unexpected treat."

"Ha ha ha, certainly you weren't planning on hogging them all to yourself Mamba" a chicken demon said morning from a lamb on the wall.

"No that wouldn't be polite would it?" a goo said leaking out of the floor then forming into another demon.

"Look I found them, you two can split the little ones but the fat one is all mine!" Mamba said.

"Alright" Torga said.

Later that night Goku and his friends all lay in bed all getting ready for bed.

"She really nice" Goku said.

"Uh yeah super nice" Puck said.

"This sounds weird but I don't trust her for some reason" Goku said.

"You too huh?" R.J. said hearing creaking outside in the hall as someone drew closer.

Upon entering the room Mamba saw the three lumps under the blankets as she stab a knife where Puck was but pulled the blanket back to see pillows, "He's gone!" she growled pulling back the other blankets, "how could they know?"

"Busted!" Puck said outside the window to Goku as they watch Mamba leave the room "but how did you know."
"It was what you told me at the store, never trust nice people when you're on the road, don't you remember?"

"You're a genius" Puck said.

"I agree" R.J. nodded as the windows swung open.

"Not quite!" Mamba yelled as the kids sliding down the roof.

"Come on!" Puck yelled as they crawled into a window and ran.

"Wait up!" Goku said.

"We need to get to the first floor then run like hell!" R.J. said as a trap door opened as the three fell into a deep tunnel and hit the ground hard.

"Ow! Oh my back!" R.J. groaned.

"WHOA!" Puck said as they saw a massive pot and fire, "look at the size of that pot, lucky we didn't land in it!"

"Oh but the night still young, you'll find your way in there soon enough" Mamba said appearing on the pot.


It was late when Zato flew down next to some stores as he sniffed the air, "so after hitching a ride they got dumped back there a few miles back and walked here" Zato said entering the store but stopped when he saw security camera pictures of Zato, R.J. and Puck, "The hell?!" he growled ripping them off and approached the clerk at the counter, "which direction did these boys go?"

"Are you their parent?" the clerk asked.

"I'm one of them Grandparent and another distant relative."

"Well they stole 5,000 Zenie worth in food!"

"WHAT?! 5,000! Oh!" Zato growled as he pulled out his wallet, "those brats are going to get it when I catch them!" he growled handing the money over.

"They went down the freeway" the man said.

"Thanks" Zato said leaving.

"Those brats are going to pay me back every last cent!" Zato growled.

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