AN: Standalone, canon-compliant. For readers of Just Another Patriotic Guy, this is set after A Heart of Steel.


Movie-Magician-n-Waffle-Wizard:

Guess who can now make his INCREDIBLE pastrami in only HALF AN HOUR?

That's right, yours truly!

My roomie's finally finished doing his thing to our grill (there were a couple of days of him muttering about collagen denaturation and playing with the grill, an alarm clock, a meat thermometer and lots of his odds and ends, and three nights ago he was blowtorching hunks of brisket…), and I can seriously make amazing pastrami in only half an hour.

Maybe I should get him to go commercial on this one…you guys would buy it, right?

Once he's worked out how to fix that little catching fire glitch, of course…

#grill #barbecue #pastrami #deliciousness #my roomie the mad scientist #my roomie is a genius #my roomie is crazy #but I love him #he's not perfect #but he's damn close