Meh,
XxxxxxxX Truth and the second word XxxxxxxX
The chief gripped his sniper rifle and stared ahead. Three marines went ahead and he was cover. He never sniped before. He scoped ahead, and saw a head. He pulled the trigger. Suddenly, a marine called on the COM, "Sir! One man was shot by a UNCS (or is it UNSC?) sniper rifle. What the bloody hell is going on????????"
Ouch, this is gonna hurt my ego. Chief thought.
Xxx Marines xxx
"Don't worry," Phillip said to Will, "Chief's got us covered."
Xxx Chief Xxx
Chief was talking on his bright pink phone when he heard gun shot's in the distance.
Xxx Admiral Xxx
"Cortana, I need you to put Dr. Harlesy on screen." Admiral said.
"K'" Cortana said as linking up.
"What? I'm very busy!" Doctor said.
"I need to know what in the world is wrong with SPARTEN-117." Admiral replied.
"Ummmmm, I did drop him on his head then threw him 'cross the room."
XXX Flash back...YAY! XXX
Doctor hummed along as she walked down the hall. She carried a little baby when a marine walked up.
"AWwwwWWWWww!" the marine cooed, "Doctor, what's the little guy's name?"
"His serial code is 4454872874857478548975745..."
"No, his NAME! Uh how about John 117? It's perfect." The Marine said.
"Um, sure why not..." Doctor said.
"YIPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" The marine said running away happily.
Doctor walked to the bridge. She saw SPARTEN-O23,057,101,34.56,76,55,92,93,94,95,06,05,22, And 19. She walked up to the admiral and looked at him.
"Lemme guess, you're married and want a few days of..."
"But..." Doctor stuttered.
"I loved you Doctor! Why did you have to go marry when I loved you?" Admiral yelled.
"THIS IS FOR THE SPARTEN PROGRAM DUMBASS!!!!!!" the doctor yelled.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap." the admiral said.
Doctor walked by the shooting gallery. She sat John down to talk to a marine. John picked up a pistol with all his might. He shot a straight bull's eye.
"YE-HAW," the marine shouted, "he was born ta' kill!!"
The doctor picked him up, and carried him to a marine, who took him to the training grounds. Doctor did not see him for thirty years.
XXX end of flash back...awwwww XXX
"...What's that got to do with chief being a weirdo?" Admiral asked.
"I dunno." Doctor said.
"SIR!" Cortana yelled.
"WHAT!" Admiral shouted.
"I dunno." Cortana said.
"SIR!!!" Doctor yelled.
"WHAT!!!" Admiral said.
"I dunno" said Doctor.
"SIR!!!!!!" Cortana said.
"Lemme guess, I dunno?" Admiral said.
"Nope...wait...I dunno." Cortana said.
XXX Chief XXX
The chief felt safe. Even though he was on the enemy's ship, he had a like a bazillion thousand nine hundred fifty two and a half of men around him. Suddenly three grunts were shooting at him. No problem. Suddenly, every man was dying by floating blue energy blades.
The chief hid, ate some gum and swallowed it. He turned to see all his men dead. Fifty two floating energy blades, fifty jackals, and twenty stupid grunts. On his side, was... only Phillip?
"Let's give 'em hell, chief!"
Chief knew it was gonna be the other way around...
Bungie pwns! also owns halo...
