Omfg, I love the reviews! They make me smile. I'm posting chapter three early so I don't forget it later on during the rest of the week. Enjoy..
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Chapter Three: To Kiba's house we go!
Sasuke paced around the room. His mother was home and there was an evil neko with green eyes and a bad temper living in one of these rooms. If Mikoto figured out her whereabouts, they're history. He stopped moving and tried to come up with a plan. Drat, nothing located in his extremely used brain. Oh well, perhaps he could get away with purchasing the devil in sheep's clothing wearing a bra and G string. Perhaps not when your mother figures it out and kicks you and the cat out the house.
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap."
"What's going on?"
He stopped and noticed a face at the door way. It was Itachi. 0.o
Sasuke resumed pacing. "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap. Crap, crap.."
Itachi groaned and redid his question. "What's going on? I can see the foot prints your leaving in the ceiling from down stairs."
The younger sibling got agitated. "Thanks to your little Emeril Live technique in the kitchen, mother discovered it."
"Oh." He replied with a shrug. "Why don't we just tell her that a new TV came in today?"
"How? We already got a million of fucking TVs installed in ever room of the house."
"You don't have to yell." Itachi said with a frown. "Maybe we should just say that father ordered a stripper and is hiding her somewhere."
Sasuke grinned like the Grinch who stole Christmas. "Sure, that should work."
Mikoto appeared near them with a smile on her face. "Dinner will be ready soon." Her youngest son signed a sign of relief and flinched when her eyes landed on him. "Oh, by the way. What's with the destroyed box in the living room?"
Her two sons hesitated to answer.
"Sasuke bought a stripper for father."
"WHAT?"
'Oh my god..' The younger one thought in shame. 'I'm dying while I'm still a virgin tonight.'
"Why you little weasel.. What have I told you about buying hoes and giving them away to your father?" She hissed at Sasuke.
Her sons didn't bother to answer and flinched as the woman left the room slamming the door behind her. A portrait of the the family fell over and cracked into many tiny little pieces that not even amoebas can see. Even the walls were destroyed leaving cracks in it like an earthquake erupted except without leaving a volcano behind.
Sasuke's eyes grew cross. "Why are you always twisting the truth?"
"No I am not. Instead I'm twisting the lies you use on everybody." Itachi retorted and left out the room.
Sasuke grew quiet. "Since when do I twist lies?"
"Agggjglhjgk! WHO THE HELL IS THIS?"
Aw shit, she found her.
He rushed around the house trying to locate the noise and stopped at the worst spot ever; His parent's room. Sasuke kept his body towards the wall like a lizard enjoying the hot sun radiating off it's flesh. His ear drums listened in onto the conversation happening inside the room where his parents always make disgusting grunts and moans when the children are away.
"What are you doing in my house? Get out."
"But why?" Whined the voice. "All I wanted was some sugar for my cookies."
Sasuke recognized the voice. 'Not him. Out of all the people to sneak into your house it has to be him.'
"Naruto if you don't get out I'll show you my sagging bosoms." Mikoto threatened.
"Okay Mrs. Uchiha. I give up!" Shouted the monster.
A figure exited out the room and came across the said boy. "Hiya Sasuke teme, I came by to see if your still going to Kiba's."
He went like this, 0.o "..." and smacked him at the back of his head. "Silly ass dobe."
"Ow! That hurts!"
Sasuke started moving with Naruto beside him. They were talking about the evil pink thing.
"How come you don't like her?"
"Because, I locked her up in the room and she destroyed my onee chan's room. That's why."
Naruto stop moving. "Really? I'm sorry man."
He kept moving. "That's alright. All we need to do is search for the bitch and we'll be out the door."
The two teenagers stopped at one more door. Itachi's room. She had to be in there because Sasuke checked all over the place and it seemed like Sakura would always be found either on top his brother or beside him. but not today. He will halt their almost love making once and for all!
Sasuke busted the door down with his foot. "Itachi, gimme the girl you man whore."
Naruto poked his head in and gasped. "Wow, animal chicks gone wild!"
He pushed him out the way. "Move it dobe."
"TEME!"
Said boy watched the two play twister on the floor. "Sakura. Get up, where going to Kiba's house."
The cat's tail went up in a stir. "What did you just say?" (Ooh, cat fight! Xd.)
"I said.." He started off and got covered by Naruto's mouth. Sasuke took the blond's skin off his face. "What is it dobe?"
"Not so fast teme. We need a more gentle approach to get the feline to do as we wish."
Sasuke slapped his hand away and wiped his mouth. "This isn't no ordinary feline you cuddled with. She's a she devil in disguise."
"She devil?" Naruto blinked. "I thought Satan was a man's name?"
"Shut up and do something."
Naruto moved towards the cat and bent over smacking on her ass. "Hiya, I'm Naruto!" He greeted happily. "You must be Sakura."
The cat got up and stomped on him. "Don't you ever do that again you heARRMEOOWWWRR!" She shrieked and got picked up by the dobe.
He swung around like helicopter. "Neeearrrww, were heading into a thunder cloud." and collided into a wall.
Sakura passed out in a heap and laid in Naruto's arms. Squiggles were dancing all over her face as she was knocked out in conscious.
He placed her into Sasuke's arms. "She's all yours buddy."
Both boys shuffled down the steps and stayed still while noises of glass clinging against the table. Sasuke crept past the room and then Naruto and they left out the house through the front door. Once they reached outside there was a small ray of daylight beaming down on them.
Said Uchiha appeared near the limo in the drive way. He placed the passed out neko in the passenger seat. Sasuke turned towards Naruto ready to say something.
"Come on Naruto, we don't have that much time."
His friend looked around nervously. "Y-yeah, I'm c-coming teme.."
"What's wrong? I thought you wanted to come. Don't tell me that your chickening out already?" Sasuke smirked.
"No way!" Naruto raged and got flushed. "My mom doesn't like letting me stay out when the street lights are about to come on."
"Oh please, you have your cell phone on you right? Just text her saying that you went with me to Kiba's house."
The blond cheered up rather quickly. "Okay. Let's go!"
Naruto entered into the limo and watched the clouds as they drove off down the drive way into the tar streets. Sasuke's butler was driving them over to Kiba's house where his own purchased pet was waiting to met Sakura. Speaking of Sakura, she was starting to wake up.
The cat's green eyes fluttered open and she found her self staring into a crotch. "Huh?" she blinked in curiosity.
She heard voices. It was Sasuke. "Now! Hold her down, were almost there."
"Gotcha teme!"
The limo rocked back and forth as Naruto tried to keep his hold on the feline. They came across a neighbor filled with children running around wearing light coats. Said kids were playing in the colorful leaves or tagged other children then ran away laughing and giggling in delight.
Sasuke kept his face near the widow and flash backed to the time when his sister, Itachi and him self were playing in the back yard. A vision of himself jumping into the leaves and ducking when his older stumbling will fall after him and cuddle like one happy family. Soon faded in to darkness.
"Mitsuko.."
He felt someone tugging on him.
"What?"
Naruto was looking at him with a hint of concern in his eyes. "You were about to sleep. Were already here at Kiba's."
Sasuke stretched like cat and got out the car door into the day light. He crept down the side walk and tugged on his coat collar then stopped near the steps of a sturdy medium sized house. Naruto came over holding a cat slung over his shoulder like a potato sack and smirked.
"Heh, about time we get to see another one."
"Indeed." He replied and moved up the steps. Sasuke reached up and pounded the door knocker. It opened to revealed a bulky teenager wearing a hoodie over his head. The Uchiha moved closer and gave the boy his arm and he did the same thing. "What's up."
"Same to you." He grinned and looked over Sasuke's shoulder. "Who's that?"
"Sakura the neko." Naruto exclamation. The door slammed shut. "Hey, what's going on?"
"I knew it that this will happen." Sasuke said with a shook of his head. "Oh well, this supposedly will work." He considered and walked down the steps. Sasuke went to the limo and pulled the car door open and climbed inside then came back out with an empty pizza box. The boy shuffled up the oak steps and started slamming his knuckles against the door.
"Yo, open up. Pizza delivery."
"Kiba didn't order a pizza." Naruto whispered.
"Don't you think I know that already dobe? Just keep your mouth shut and wait."
The sound of feet running towards the door told them that his plan has worked. When the door swung open the boy's house was taken over by two teenagers holding a hybrid. He watched them enter the house and toss the girl onto the couch to watch TV.
"You know that my mother doesn't allow company when she's not home right?"
Sasuke made him self right at home and flipped through the channels. "If your old lady doesn't want us here then why did you invite us?"
"I don't know! My order doesn't like being lonely so she asked for an extra one. Ever since I bought her my parents won't allow me to purchase another one." Explained Kiba.
Naruto was eating popcorn. "Munch, what's her name? Munch munch.."
"Ah, her name's Hintata." The boy smiled. Then grew alarmed. "But I don't know if she favors cats though."
'So that's why he closed the door.' Sasuke thought. "What species is she?"
"A wolf, a nice pretty one with black ears and tail." He answered the Uchiha. "Would you like to meet her?"
"Sure! She sound's hot to me!" Naruto shouted and got punched in the arm. "Hey, that hurt!"
"Would you like to go outside and be stuck to a fence? You seem to bark really loud like one." Sasuke threatened to his friend.
"No way, there's probably hell of shit in the yard. Don't you remember that Kiba has one named Akamaru?"
"I forgot about him." Sasuke sweat dropped and heard stomping coming their way. "Oh shit, he's coming for Sakura."
"Aw, I thought he was coming for me." Naruto whined. He froze when a big white blob was in front of him. "N-nice doggy.."
Akamaru licked the hell out of the blond boy and stopped to come across a sleeping girl laying in the cushions. He crawled on the couch squishing Naruto's berries and pressed his nose onto the girl's stomach. Naruto screamed bloodly murder and fell over from the impact. Sakura woke up and screamed her head off at the sudden interaction.
Kiba went down the steps. "What's with all the racket?"
A girl with wolf ears and a tail was behind him. "I think Akamaru is greeting our guest."
Naruto was holding his groin and blood flowed out of his pants into his nostrils. "Holy shit, a female."
Said blond left the couch in a puff of smoke. He ran up the steps and tripped then got back up trying to get a better view at the blue haired girl behind Kiba. Naruto reached the steps where the two were standing on and held onto the railing while huffing and puffing in exhaustion.
He placed his hands on hers. "Hiya, I'm Naruto! who are you?"
"Hello, I'm Hinata."
"Hey! Get the fuck off my girl!"
"NANI? Since when?" Naruto asked in shock.
Oh my..
Weee!
I finished chapter three.
Each chapter is getting longer!
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