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May and Phil walked out of the landed plane with Triplett close in tow. Skye, Fitz, and Simmons seemed to have gotten a sudden shock of fear and shyness and were standing frozen on the landing deck. May, Coulson, and Triplett stood waiting while Triplett was trying desperately to hold a laugh in and Coulson smiled. You could even see a twinkle of a smile and May's eyes due to the paralyzed looking agents. Skye decided to go for it and joined the other three. Fitz decided to come along too but Simmons still stayed paralyzed.

"You know nothing is going to happen…" Coulson started but was never able to finish due to an arrow flying directly between Coulson and May neither of them seemed fazed. Fitz on the other hand jumped behind Lola as though she were flying. Coulson turned around to see Agent Barton standing at the top of the stairs with his bow. "Barton."

"Security Breech." He said with a smile. Coulson began to laugh Fitz peeked her head out from behind Lola to see what was going on but decided to not move any farther.

Coulson looked at Barton suddenly realizing that only JARVIS, Pepper, and Stark knew about that, "How did you hear that?"

It was suddenly Barton's turn to laugh, "It's Stark what do you expect for him not to share. He recorded everything we said during the battle of New York for anything to use as blackmail." Coulson smiled and May nodded knowing exactly what Barton meant. "My time to ask you a question is your agent hiding behind Lola going to come out or should we provide her with some food?"

Simmons then walked out with bright red cheeks and her head low trying to hide her embarrassment. "Barton this is Jemma Simmons our biochemist." Coulson said.

"Dear lord," Barton said looking worried, "The tower is being taken over with geniuses! First Tony and Bruce, then Thor invites Jane Foster to stay with us and Bruce is looking for his nerdy as well girl friend Betty who thinks he is dead." He was pouting by the end.

"Well then a probably shouldn't tell you that Leo Fitz is a genius engineer," Barton looked more depressed, "And don't forget Skye who joined SHIELD by hacking into our systems." Skye shyly waved at Barton.

"That I must say is cool," Barton looked impressed he only knew two other people who could do that: Stark and Tasha. "I must say the way SHIELD found me was much cooler."

It was the first time anyone had ever heard Melinda May laugh. It was not just a giggle or a smile but a good hard laugh that everyone would remember due to the uncertainty of her ever laughing like that again. "I found you in a circus!" She said after she calmed herself down, which didn't take long at all.

"Fine, but it wasn't my fault I was there and just because I was wearing a purple jester hat does not mean you have the right to laugh." Barton seemed epically embarrassed. At this point everyone was laughing.

"I still have a picture," Coulson said, "I'm going to give it to Tony and see what he does with it. I bet it will be hilarious." Barton suddenly realized that this conversation had gotten him in trouble.

"Fine, fine" He immediately tried to end the conversation. "Stark is waiting for you downstairs. Watch out for the window door Thor will be arriving here with Jane and Darcy. Did I mention she was staying here too?"

Coulson pulled an iPod out of his bag. "When I returned all of Jane's stuff, I never gave her back her iPod."

"Well, that's interesting, but did I mention Capsicle will be arriving with a friend of his named Sam Wilson in a little as well." At this Coulson looked like he was trembling with excitement but was able to pull himself together as much as possible.

"Capsicle?" Skye was confused.

"You'll see." Coulson said with a smile.

"Well, you better get down there before they all get here," Barton said, "Coulson careful though Tony has been thinking of certain names that would be quite funny if my sense of humor was better." Coulson nodded and led his team down stairs with Barton in tow.

"Agent Shish Kebab" Stark was leaning against his counter with a drink in his hand. His arc reactor glowing blue in his chest (I know he got rid of it but I just love it and decided it had to stay.) "Glad you could make it with out hitting the grill."

"See what I mean Coulson," Barton moved to the front of the group, "Stark here has piled an entire list for your nicknames. But he knows May and the only thing she has down for her is Cavalry which everyone knows."

"That is because she terrifies me," Stark said avoiding the deadly gaze of Melinda May, "See someone needs to make her wear sun glasses. She can kill by looking at you. Not only that but she can throw me! Out windows!" May gave him a wicked smile and made herself at home on the couch investigating one of her guns.

"She used to terrify me," Skye spoke up, "that was until she found the magical stick of anger and now she extremely terrifies me."

"That is a story you must tell," Tony, said, "You must be Skye"

"How did you tell?" she asked.

"Because your not dressed like an accountant or in black leather." Tony pointed out.

"I do not always dress like an accountant!" Coulson knew the comment was directed at him.

"Yes you do!" Came the answer from everyone in the room. Coulson heard Barton laugh and turned to see him perched on top of a bookshelf in the corner.

"Watch it birdbrain I'm still in charge of you!" Coulson said while Barton just shrugged his shoulders. Coulson turned back to Tony, "Where is everyone else?"

"Let's see they should get here in…" It seemed to be a habit of the Avengers to interrupt because at that moment a window slid to the side and in flew Captain Rogers being dragged behind Falcon.

"Target Practice!" Coulson heard him yell. At that moment Rogers flew across the room straight into the wall with his SHIELD as the only barrier between. Falcon's wings retracted and he landed.

"Really, how many time do you plan to do that?" He asked getting up without a sign of pain.

"Until I am able to hit the same place twice in a row," he said with laugh pulling of his goggles.

"Hey, married couple over there," Stark caught their attention and was receiving a Death Glare from Falcon but Steve being such a good man tried his best at the Death Glare but ultimately failed. "We have company and Cap you will never be able to Death Glare unless you get 5 hour lesson 7 days a week from Romanoff." Steve immediately gave up his efforts in an attempt to keep from embarrassing himself.

"Sorry," he actually was about to give a whole apology speech if another Avenger hadn't decided to interrupt, Coulson was beginning to realize how talented they are as interrupters.

The window, which had remained open, got another passer through, Thor who happened to be caring three people a new record of his. Coulson immediately recognized Thor's girlfriend, Jane Foster, and her intern Darcy Lewis. The other person who looked to be about the same age as Darcy and was male and Coulson had never seen before.

Thor dropped them all on the couch and Darcy somehow managed to land headfirst with a groan.

"Really!" she said rubbing her head. Thor just shrugged as though there wasn't an issue. Natasha who took the elevator up soon followed him. She came into the room and looked around until she found May. "Mel!"

"Tasha!" May seemed excited even though some one called her Mel, which no one did ever, but it was Romanoff and Romanoff does everything. They gave each other a hug and started to whisper with each other. Hill then came in with quite a bit of authority. She seemed to have interrupted an experiment of Bruce's because he sulked in afterwards muttered a Hey and sat down in a quite chair in the corner. The chair was green with purple legs. Wonder who came up with that idea?

Tony was the first to speak up, "Well, know that everyone is here will you give us some introductions to your team?"

I hope you enjoyed it! I am really looking forward to the intros Tony's nickname list is really going to show through:)

Question:

Should the Avengers and team get phones?
Answer in the Reviews!